'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch - Gawker Comments

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

BalknChain — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:05:07 EST

@MattGaymon: OMG, that made me laugh out loud! Now I have some explaining to do.

BalknChain

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

michaelduff — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:40:35 EST

"I have stood in a cold garage drinking beer while men I barely knew poked at one floating in a caldron of hot oil."

"I've massaged butter into breasts and stuffed sage leaves under skin."

This isn't turkey advice. Severson found my freshman lit novel.

michaelduff

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

SchmatSchmaymon — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:07:32 EST

@BalknChain: @BalknChain: @BalknChain: @BalknChain: @BalknChain:

Well played.

SchmatSchmaymon

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

Conbon — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:35:41 EST

You absolutely have to brine. Stupid 2005 fish wrap.

Conbon

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

BalknChain — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:24:48 EST

@BalknChain: yes we are

BalknChain

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

BalknChain — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:24:30 EST

@BalknChain: we're having problems today aren't we

BalknChain

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

koala325 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:21:03 EST

@ellagood:

Ha!

koala325

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

ellagood — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:09:14 EST

so THIS is what melting a human under my giant magnifying glass will look like!

ellagood

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

ADismalScience — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:08:21 EST

Just think, a few short years ago I would have been in my local library, scouring Thanksgiving Times on microfilm for informative articles regarding the Pilgrims and their favorite recipes!

Except no, no I fucking wouldn't.

I don't know how many TIMES (get it?) this has to be explained, but your declining circulation and poor online readership is because both your content AND distribution are horrible. Glad to hear that you now have a shiny website that is full of unreadable dogshit, but uh - Rupert's going to eat your lunch.

ADismalScience

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

BalknChain — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:06:56 EST

@BalknChain: that was for you

BalknChain

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

BalknChain — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:06:37 EST

They tried that, they shoved a duck up his ass then in turn shoved that up a turkey's ass for Murduchen

BalknChain

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

MisterHippity — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:01:55 EST

@MisterHippity: Or tell him to "stuff it."

MisterHippity

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

MisterHippity — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:00:31 EST

I'm surprised he didn't call Murdoch a "turkey."

MisterHippity

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

Wrath of Farrakhan — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:55:32 EST

A face only Dali could love.

Wrath of Farrakhan

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

fileunder — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:54:53 EST

"Way back in 2005..." - wtf?

fileunder

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

koala325 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:53:33 EST

So this explains why Bill Hoffmann is going through Landman's trash right now.

koala325

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

C.H. Sanson — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:50:54 EST

Garble, garble.

C.H. Sanson

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

SchmatSchmaymon — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:49:09 EST

Rupert Murdoch eats Vegemite for Thanksgiving. Vegemite, and Landman's bones

SchmatSchmaymon

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

CodePink — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:48:17 EST

It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile, Murdy. Lighten up!

CodePink

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

Rhoda-licious — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:46:35 EST

This reminds me of the of the Thanksgiving when I was 11 and my whole family was gathered at home for the holiday. Everything was perfect, except Mom didn't know where Dad was and she was convinced he was coming home soon even though he went to the store like three Thanksgiving's before to pick up some cigarettes and condoms, and never came back. Yeah, that was a really good Thanksgiving.

Rhoda-licious

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

LolCait — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:42:30 EST

Hey Murdoch! was a fairly misguided Nickelodeon spin-off.

LolCait

'Times' Talks Turkey Online and Smack on Murdoch

BalknChain — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:42:21 EST

Talkin' turkey, it's all in the neck waddle

BalknChain