<![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> LEFTOVERS

Mother always served them,

That's what we got,

Leading me to wonder,

Left over from what?

Even on Thanksgiving

(This is very murky)

Lines on its face suggested

This might be last year's turkey.

Leon Freilich

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> My uncle once left his car unlocked for a few minutes, returning to find that a homeless, inebriated man had crawled in and vomited all over the interior. My Life Lesson? Always lock your car.

The_Left_Coast

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> May I please nominate this weekend's Times delivery as Most Annoying Ever?

Supporting arguments: this useless essay, Modern Love and Chapter 11 of the "funny" pages. (Not to besmirch the genius of Dan Clowes, but we get it -- the guy ain't getting laid!) Can't wait for Chapter 12: head in the oven!

MrBeemis

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> @MisterHippity: His face is totally pixellated, too. I hate that. What a fucking pixel-face!

Dude, while you're out looking for resolution to your life's moral issue, why don't you try to find a little more image resolution too?

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> "Soon my nose was deep in Frankie's armpit. There was hair in there. Thick black stuff that reeked of puberty, weight rooms, and not much soap."

Excerpt from William Eville's Master's Thesis, FSU, 2006.

EnviousJuno

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> If anyone else needs a life lesson, I'll piss on your grandmother for a small stipend.

Wrath of Farrakhan

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> Good thing Giuliani got to those homeless bastards hawking the false sense of superiority and worth to the unsuspecting bankers from Jersey.

Niko Bellic

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> @SarahHeartburn: No way. You think you'd even get past a first round interview with that kind of altruism on your resume?

Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> Get me Morgan Freeman's agent!

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> Wait, can I work this backwards? If I buy a car and let a homeless guy sleep in it, can I leave teaching for banking?

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> "New York," after all, is "a punch in the face ..."

Speaking of which, to me, that picture of Eville above just screams out: "Punch me in the face! I'm smug little douche and I'm just asking for it! Go on, do it! Punch me!"

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> Agreed, Truculent. Whenever I begin to think it isn't possible for the NY Times to maintain its ability to find and write about the most loathsome, trashtastic wankers in the world, they prove me wrong.

Tiny Banquet Committee

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> This douchebag goes up to 11. It's one douchey-er

Truculent

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> Wonder if he ever observed their mating habits?

so5minutesago

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> We have a man we affectionately refer to as Begger Vance in my neighborhood. I can only hope that in some bum-universe that they are related - or even the same man. It's a Thanksgiving miracle.

WaltzingMatilda...same McCain, less filling!

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> I wish I were homeless.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> So Toos' I-banker is Eville's homeless man. . .whatever, we learn life lessons, reinvent ourselves, and are paid handsomely so the Creative Underclass might resent our widsom.

God Bless Us. Oh, and bless you, as well.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> So Giuliani "got" the homeless guy - does that mean he ended up in a school lunch somewhere ala Soylent Green?

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> A wrestling link with stats and no spandex?

btw, who's copywriting these nyt headlines?

Next, Why you bore me, and why you still click here

BottomOnTop

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> Vehicular Bagger Vance meets Giuliani Time in Duane Park, and I missed it.

dado

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> The only appropriate life lesson for people who live in finance is "kill yourself quickly and leave a will".

But yes, wonderful that he let a homeless man sleep in his car without turning him in. Let's give him a Nobel Peace Price and the keys to the city.

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> Jesus, I'm surprised he didn't toss peanuts to the guy while he was observing this fascinating creature.

meerkat

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> So now that he's converting his car to a homeless shelter is there a tax benefit?

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

]]> <![CDATA[How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of Thanksgiving]]> Isn't it a little early on a Monday to be having life lessons? Give me time to finish this 3rd latte.

Reluctant Financier

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