<![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids" - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids" - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> "Add a few whimsical feathers for a sexy touch."

How fucking precious.

Rugged Zero

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Well it totally worked for Camille. Fancy braided thing? check. She probably had to switch the feather to a flower at the last minute because all of her feathers burned in that fire.

mszelda

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> feathers in my hair...and nibbling my lobes

remind me why I want to be a chicken/pigeon/random bird that wears things that "tinkle" ?

O-RLY

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @karion: @VULTURE SQUADRON: Do we know each other?

cequirk

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @carpetblogger: Most important rule; Stay Away From Enumclaw.

Fixed that for you. :) (The Puyallup fair is better, anyway!)

snarkhunting

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> FYI fellas: Most women won't admit it but they think it's hot when you tie a bunch of feathers around your scrotum with a cable tie. And by feathers I mean the big "F-Troop" Hakowi kind. They also like IT when you shout "It is baloon!" in their ear during sex.

mrx5000

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> So weird, I was on the 6 train the other day. I was wearing a my Guess jeans, torn sweatshirt and keds with scrunchie socks. I had one single braid on one side of my head. A man approached me and told me that he was absolutely intrigued by my braid. When I threw my head back to laugh, the tinkling sound of my dreamcatcher earrings caused him to stare at me dreamily and utter the words "I love you".
And then he stabbed me with a pen.

ihearttombrady

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> I'm just going to go with braided feather earrings and be knee-deep in ass by 6pm.

RocketSurgeon

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Oh, man! I cut my hair after my 31st birthday to just below the nape; it's naturally wavy - especially short - so I'm sporting exactly the disheveled "just got out of bed" look she's talking about. No kidding - I've been scoring left and right ever since.

persephone

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> i used to do one teeny tiny braid, and i was also really into the barettes with the long streamer ribbons.

wigglepuppy

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @PimpMyCouch: Maybe they could arm-wrestle The Who for that title.

The way she uses "flirtaphernalia" so often, it seems she was hoping it would become a mainstream catchphrase.

"Flirtaphernalia" was totes the "fetch" of 1983.

Muzzy van Hossmere

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @collegecallgirl: it totes is!!! ahh, those were the days...does anyone remember the "orange sauce" Mallory's family used???

Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!!

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> You know, I usually prefer to wear one strand of hair as opposed to a whole head. The men are attracted to the shine of my dome, and most stop to pet it.

tittitwister

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> "Add a few whimsical feathers for a sexy touch."

One of the cool girls in my fourth grade class would wear a feather clip with an odd clasp on one side of her hair (the other side was perfectly feathered, of course...) She bragged that it was her mom's and that she got to wear it on special occasions.

Years later, I realized that it was a roach clip.

zee

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @karion: Yikes! Who are you people?! I realize there is a demographic for Gawker, but I'm starting to wonder if every commenter here was in my elementary school class.

I remember seeing kids walking around the Puyallup Fair with those long, skinny glasses full of layered multi-colored sand and thinking: "losers". I had no business being there.

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> "Hi, I have a vagina" is all most men need to hear.

sybann

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @cocoesq: Don't you mean "drugphernalia"?

openmouthfist

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> I seen a buncha guys into flirtaphernalia on "To Catch a Predator." Kathy Griffin says they really like iced tea!

LilyBonesBurana

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> It's funny Kirby never mentioned tying a dream catcher in her hair. They're such great conversation starters, inviting the menfolk to inquire about your dreams which then allows you to say something along the lines of: "Oh, I dream of going back to your hotel room, enjoying some nice sensemilla and a glass of chablis and then stripping naked for you so that you can ravage my body with your manliness. By the way, I like having my nipples tweaked" Works for me everytime. And I'm a man.

peterparker69

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Alex Kelly stated unequivocally the reason for his first two rapes was that each victim had a single braid on the side of her face. "That little braid just made me so hot, you know? And bothered. All at the same time. Perfect combination to put me in the raping mood!"

peterparker69

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @VULTURE SQUADRON:

I see your King County Fair and raise you a Puyallup Fair.

karion

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Wait, women need help meeting men???

Fritzpeterson

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @Queen of the Passive Aggressives: At Kelly's Roast Beef?

Also, I wish I could go back in time to when a woman who had studied that book came across the man who had studied this one.

notthatjesse

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @edgyspice:
I sure your sentiment, though I am kind of baffled that the didn't work its way into the language.

How our intrepid editors will use "flirtaphernalia" as a tag should prove interesting.

Smitros

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> I don't women to make a "tinkly sound." Close the bathroom door already

Truculent

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @Fuzzy_Duffel_Bag: Or rather, "One Crazy Summer."

Fuzzy_duffel_bag

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Mary Kirby must have been Demi Moore's stylist for One Crazy Summer.

Fuzzy_duffel_bag

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @VULTURE SQUADRON: Pretty much everything I know about everything I learned the second week of July between 1977 and 1984 in Enumclaw. Most important rule; Stay Away From the Carnies.

cequirk

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> what if I had my hair really short and then just did an awesomely wicked braid on the side... oooh! then @hamsterpants: I could put a whimsical feather on THAT.

niiiiiiiiiiiice. Jerry Blank will have NOTHING on me. I'm gonna score all the dick in this town...

LaComtesse

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @Orangina: I've been trying to work "jammin' on this P'zone" into conversations for weeks now! (There haven't been that many opportunities.)

Moff

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @nappyheadedhoho: You got me. Prior to that I was riding the see-saw. Recently I've quit riding anything and have taken up chasing the dragon.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> "Flirtaphernalia"? Oh my dear Lord.

edgyspice

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @cocoesq:

get outta my head. i remember the whole roach clip with feathers phase. And yes, just like you, they sold them at fairs. In my case, it was the Big E. No, it was not a fair built around Ecstasy.

Ed

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @Itsjustcatnip: I was supposed to get married, once. But then, while walking across my livingroom, a horrifying workplace safety PSA came on TV and I tripped and smashed through my glass coffee table, cutting my face on shards of irony. What man would love me now?!

nutmeg

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @carpetblogger: Holy crap. The King County fair. That was one of those experiences that made me realize that as children we are basically being held hostage by adults. You might as well have a screening of Deliverance for second graders.

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @nutmeg: or "I really want a baby."

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @fiveinchtaint:

Is "riding the zipper" a euphemism for something or were you at the boardwalk?

nappyheadedhoho

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @SarahHeartburn: oh yes, and while we're at it let's cinch something.

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> And shoulder pads? Dare we begin?

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @nutmeg: Shit that got me a husband.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Does the curtain braid match the braided carpet?

TyraMale

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @grandmoffbastard: Damn! Beat me to it. You're hilarious...dot com.

Orangina

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @hatepaperdoll: Dating Sylar from Heroes is never a good plan.

Ratinski

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @cocoesq: Well with influences such as pro wrestler and Cindy Lauper sidekick, Captain Lou Albano, it's a wonder the accessorizing stopped there.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @Itsjustcatnip: Try I love you

nutmeg

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Also, does the next paragraph speak positively of the little hair cones all the poodle-heads wore in the '80s? Because I'm just waiting for that to come back.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Yipyip for CCG, picking up men isn't difficult.
Getting them out of your house is more so.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @PimpMyCouch:

Especially if you do that trick of removing your bra underneath it, absentmindedly while chatting... Boys love that!

She's a maniac, maniac, on the floor...

City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @fiveinchtaint: wow. if some little boy in pittsburgh put feathers in his hair he'd probably get his ass kicked.

cocoesq

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Braids are a definite turn on. Oh, and go out topless.

mrx5000

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> It was April of 1983, and whokilledallthemandelas was being born... not much hair though.

whokilledallthemandelas

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> The last time I felt flitty that Panamanian "therapist" tried to attach electrodes to my head.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @PimpMyCouch: my secret? legwarmers and a belted leotard

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> The giant earrings and one braid only work with leggins and scrunchie boots - up at Revere Beach.

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @cocoesq: Wow - major flashback. Although in the Midwest such accoutrements were not reserved for the girls. I clearly recall little dudes running around with those in their hair like hick dandies. Not me, however. If I wasn't riding the Zipper, I was attempting to score a mini Winger mirror.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> I never thought of my ears as particularly sexy...
Try positioning your ankles next to them.

C.H. Sanson

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @J.D.Regent: My Dad spent the summer of 1970 sleeping on the streets near Haight Ashbury and campaigned for George McGovern.

cocoesq

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @cocoesq: OMG! Was it the King County fair in Enumclaw??

cequirk

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> At age 13 at the county fair, I attached a feather to my hair with a roach clip. Worked like magic with the carnies.

OMG! That was 1981. I was so much cooler then.

cequirk

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @collegecallgirl: I'm kind of old fashioned, so I always rely on "Ya wanna, or what?"

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @The Real JR: Don't forget the Flashdance oversize sweatshirt. And the huge bangle bracelet. Take it from me - those are both closers!

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @The Real JR:

"You have the most sensuous lobes. May I borrow one?"

koala325

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @LolCait: speaking of which, did you hear that the R Kelly song was originally titled "flirtaphernalia"?

What it is

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @cocoesq: didn't you used to be a prosecutor? rather unsurprising with a father who uses the term "drug paraphernalia," no?

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Huh, what's that? Oh, sorry -- I was just putting one stray braid in my hair using Native American beads that I got at Hot Topic in the Bob Marley section.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> The only reason I never bought this book is that I thought "Meeting Men" was the noun. Boy do I feel dumb. Off to the feather store I go...

Diglett

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @Smitros: Yeah, or my personal favorite, "Walk into a bar."

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> What's funny is that I'm in my thirties and I recently cut my hair.

I need to run down to Claire's now and get myself some giant silver hoop earrings. Maybe roll over to Forever 21 and get some black leggings, and chinese flats.

Form an orderly queue, fellas.

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> 25 years later and the hair advice is spot on. Only now it applies to pubic hair.

Herb Tarlek

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> I think CCG comes closest so far, but the only tip that's really needed is "Step out the door of your home."

But you can't get a book out of that, so you have to come up with variations on the theme.

Smitros

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @collegecallgirl:
Stacey McGill goes for Baby's Breath tucked behind her ears and looped into a crown above her forehead. They KILL at the bars.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Feathers! When I was little (back in the '80s) those feather clips that dangle from your hair like a dead bird were really big. (Memo to Dog the Bounty Hunter: note the use of the past-tense.) I was at a fair with my dad and they were selling them. All the cool girls wore them to school so I begged him to buy me one. He agreed. I picked one out with bright aqua feathers and handed it to him to take to the vendor. And that's when he realized that they are clipped onto the side of the head with a roach clip. He refused to buy it and said he would not allow his 8 year old to fasten drug paraphernalia to the side of her skull. God, I was such a dork in school.

cocoesq

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> "Sometimes a little braid at the side of your face can be more intriguing than a whole head of braids. It's certainly more feminine than simply pulling the hair back with a barrette"

Didn't we learn this from Patrick Moberg already?

OverpaidandUnderworked

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Maybe she had a feather in her ear,and what he said was,
"You have the most sensuous LABES. May I nibble one?"

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> "Add a few whimsical feathers for a sexy touch. Or get a pair of oversized, dramatic earrings if you want to accentuate a slicked-back look."

Does anyone else think this was ghostwritten by Claudia from the Babysitter's Club?

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> How apropos - the repeat of The Office last night had Michael returning from Jamaica with one tiny, awesome braid in his hair. "I am now chopping off Phyllis' head with a chainsaw!"

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Gigantic earrings. Yes. Awesome. Like Colt 45, works every time. I heard there's a great store on Route 17 in Paramus that specializes in just that...

BrianVan

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> I suppose I should feel lucky to be an actual and rare Bird of Whimsy with this plumage to attract mates. Tweet.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> It's a flower between the teeth that does it for me. Or has someone made that joke yet?

JudithButler

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Also, saying: "come fuck my face" is an attention-grabbing way to start a conversation - and is sure to lead to a lasting relationship.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> College Callgirl's Guide to Meeting Men:

1. Go up to them and say hi.
2. Accept free drinks.
3. Mention that you are interested in going on a date/ drinking in proximity of one another on another night/ leaving for cheap casual sex
4. Repeat.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Some men just love a little tinkly.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> And is a counterpoint from Mystery on the way?

koala325

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Baby, let's make sweet, sweet lobes. I mean....

katastic

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> "One man looked at me dreamily..."

She meant drunkenly, right?

koala325

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Listen, MEETING men is not the problem. Finding one whose interests move beyond chewing your earlobes and being attracted to shiny, noisy things like your earrings is the hard part.

SybilDisobedience

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> I think the gay guy equivalent of "flitty earrings" that make a "tinkly sound" that men love to hear might be a Prince Albert piercing with a bell. Got to check with Spike on that one to be sure, though.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> I'm scared of dangly earrings (irrational fear of torn lobes, ack!), but I find that a good way to provide that much sought after tinkly sound is just to pee on my man.

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Wigs are a really great way to help accentuate your "different personalities." Especially when one of your personalities is Sinead O'Connor and she keeps shaving your head. My pageant queen personality was terrified when she woke up with no hair, but has loved the flirtatiousness that comes with wigs.

Wait, I didn't mean "My pageant queen personality," I meant if you have a pageant queen personality...

Lymed

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @the cajun boy: The only good reason for a woman to have feathers or flowers in her hair is if she passes out drunk in a garden filled with pigeons.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> but a whole head of braids is so bo derek. i want to be a 10!

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> That's where I've been blowing it - not nearly enough whimsical feathers.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @kaitydid: Obtained from Salvation Army counters?

nutmeg

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @the cajun boy: Aren't you only supposed to wear flowers in your hair if you go to San Francisco?

Flirtaphernalia sounds like a Def Leppard album.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @SarahHeartburn: Shit. one damn minute.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @KarenUhOh: Yeah, but when Hannibal says "lobes", he's talking about your brains.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> A man once said "you have the most sensuous lobes, may I nibble one...?" to me, too.
And then he tried to eat my brain.

hatepaperdoll

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> I find that whimsical feathers bring a sexy touch to everything, especially events at Indian casinos.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @KarenUhOh: And I misread that for "labes." Gawrsh!

Goodbye, Commenters!

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> I don't know. I get laid every single time I go out with my hair pulled back with a barrette.

mindbling

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> tell it to moberg

What it is

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> what about flowers in the hair? how are readers of this ever gonna find their own little cheesedick like patrick moberg without such?

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> i am all about the whimsical feathers. they get me laid every time.

Kaitydid

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> I am so sorry to hear about your flirtaphernalia.

tammyfey

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Hey guys, don't laugh, this is the secret to Camille Hayton's success.

shogun

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> "You have the most sensuous lobes. May I nibble one?"

. . .Hannibal Lecter, upon application of Axe Body Spray.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> @CodePink: What? You'll have to speak up!

nutmeg

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Did Camille read this? Genius.

bifteck-frites

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> She needs to check herself before she wrecksherself. Opps! Too late.

Some of My Best Friends Are People

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> "Earrings are flitty because men love the little tinkly sound that jewelry makes as a woman goes by..."

I think she's getting 'men' mixed up with 'cats'.

shogun

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> So I just shaved my head and cut off my ears. I'm in, right?!

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Funny, I usually just hit the guy over the head and drag him back to my cave.

SheLaughs

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> Was this just published in Australia last year?

Goodbye, Commenters!

]]> <![CDATA["Sometimes A Little Braid At The Side Of Your Face Can Be More Intriguing Than A Whole Head Of Braids"]]> I liked that Rasta braid thing too. In the 70's.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

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