Which "Big Hollywood Actress" Is A Total Lez? - Gawker Comments

Which "Big Hollywood Actress" Is A Total Lez?

BraidMyHair — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:17:25 EST

Nobody believed me! But I knew ALL ALONG!!! ALL! A! LONG!!

BraidMyHair

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miss_msry — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:08:53 EST

QL is lesbian hot.

miss_msry

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BeRightBack — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 04:18:22 EST

@Swordfish: Dark.

BeRightBack

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Swordfish — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:53:19 EST

The Accused.

Swordfish

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Greasy Thumb Guzik — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 23:46:29 EST

@pooks:
Name one movie where any of JF's hetero love scenes look natural?

Greasy Thumb Guzik

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cassandra — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:35:12 EST

Bon Jovi.

cassandra

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drunkexpatwriter — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:58:32 EST

Lohan.

drunkexpatwriter

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notthatpopular — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:18:17 EST

Its Latifah, she lives in a wealthy suburb near my folks, and they have seen them together

notthatpopular

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Jinx — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:10:43 EST

Definitely Queen Latifah - I believe her girlfriend's name is Jeanette.

Jinx

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JudithButler — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:41:39 EST

Oprah or Hillary Clinton, or possibly Obama's wife

JudithButler

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benmaimon — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:15:30 EST

Jessica Tandy?

benmaimon

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Mr-Busy — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:15:16 EST

Richard Simmons?

Mr-Busy

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lieschenmueller — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:08:08 EST

i didn't think anybody was still in the dark about jodie foster, so her coming out would clearly cause a mere "you don't say" reaction. my guess was kirstie alley, but then i remembered she is a scientologist, and they cure that kind of thing. so i go with the queen.

lieschenmueller

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JudithButler — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:04:03 EST

Kelly Osborne? Who gives a shit, I hate fat people

JudithButler

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hhpeterson13 — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:42:51 EST

@fiveinchtaint: Awesome but kinda gross handle.

hhpeterson13

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Goodbye, Commenters! — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:25:27 EST

I think more than one female celebrity is sitting at home with a big bowl of popcorn watching The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant.

Goodbye, Commenters!

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Elle Menopi — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:17:49 EST

Am I fucking her? Nooo... Are you fucking her? Noooo... Then it's none of our damned bidness.

Besides, it's Bruce Jenner.

Elle Menopi

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Clarence Rosario — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 15:49:08 EST

@Fuzzy_Duffel_Bag: Not at all. I just close my eyes, and presto! Dancing with Michael Douglas in Romancing The Stone. Ahhhhh.

Clarence Rosario

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pooks — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 15:33:12 EST

I'm hoping its Jodie Foster. Her hetero love scene in her latest flick (The Brave One?) looked about as natural a bear riding a unicycle in the circus. Awful.

pooks

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Valerie Flame — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 15:24:33 EST

Keep it up, Em, and your last paycheck will be a big fattie.

Valerie Flame

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jbk — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:45:51 EST

Bea Arthur? (I'm never any good at this guessing stuff.)

jbk

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Eringowaaaah — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:43:29 EST

Apparently when dolly is on the road she likes women to dress like her (wig and all) so she can do herself. Just saying what I heard. Not sure married means anything.

Eringowaaaah

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whitekidinflatbush — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:39:10 EST

@dogisdead: She played one on Nip/Tuck last season.

whitekidinflatbush

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dogisdead — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:34:49 EST

Do you KNOW what Kathleen Turner's coming out would do for her phone sex career? She'd double her demographic with a single statement.
What? She's NOT a phone sex operator? I figured that, following Serial Mom, she realized her real purpose in life, as dictated by that raspy voice of hers.
Whoops.

dogisdead

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spielarama — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:33:59 EST

@fiveinchtaint: No she is just weird looking. She has has a steady line of boyfriends and I think she is dating Fred Armisen and I only think straight ladies could be into someone so fugly.

spielarama

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whitekidinflatbush — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:28:05 EST

It's not Dolly, she's been married for like 87 years. My boring guess is Jodie is finally saying 'the hell with it' and announcing it already.

whitekidinflatbush

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hhpeterson13 — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:25:35 EST

@Sayser: very early mid-life, that is.

hhpeterson13

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felion — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:20:10 EST

Katie Holmes

felion

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hhpeterson13 — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:15:31 EST

@nonce: Yeah, me too! There isn't one for straight mid-life chicks who still kinda got it, either. I'll get on that and find the screenshot for you in the interim. I was totally kidding about this, btw.

hhpeterson13

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Fuzzy_duffel_bag — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:06:29 EST

@Clarence Rosario: It's been a while since you've seen Kathleen Turner, hasn't it?

Fuzzy_duffel_bag

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GothamTomato — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:01:40 EST

I just hope it's not Anne Heche.

We can't go through that again.

GothamTomato

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virgilicious — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:57:03 EST

John Goodman. The reception will be at Dunkin' Donuts.

virgilicious

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scroll_lock — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:54:53 EST

@Swordfish: With that chin, who needs a strap-on?

scroll_lock

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nonce — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:42:36 EST

@Sayser:

Lesbians get a hand signal? I want a hand signal. (Other than the usual gay male hand signals.) Or a gang sign.

nonce

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Swordfish — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:40:44 EST

Rumer Willis.

Swordfish

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BeRightBack — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:35:53 EST

@veryspecialblossom: Mayim Bialik. Or Joey Lawrence.

BeRightBack

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scroll_lock — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:32:28 EST

Helen Mirren. The big queen.

scroll_lock

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SylviaPlathWasFramed — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:24:48 EST

@Maujer: Now just you bite your tongue one minute about my girl Dolly.

SylviaPlathWasFramed

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Ed — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:17:56 EST

Charlene Tilton.

Which "Big Hollywood Actress" Is A Total Lez?

VERYSPECIALBLOSSOM — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:06:29 EST

Hmm... "small town."
"Big."

AUNT BEA??

VERYSPECIALBLOSSOM

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pissy elliott — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:58:17 EST

dame judi dench and maggie smith! duh! "notes on a scandal" was her tragic, queer-subtexted rock hudson turn. instead of aids, though, she's going to get some bad lapsong suchong and barf at the GLAAD awards.

pissy elliott

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mrx5000 — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:56:54 EST

Simon Cowell

mrx5000

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Some of My Best Friends Are People — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:56:26 EST

John Lithgow? John Voigt? Roger Ebert? Wendy Williams?

Some of My Best Friends Are People

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HeyThereKiller — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:52:01 EST

Kathy Bates

HeyThereKiller

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buyamerican — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:51:32 EST

y'alls wish about queen latifiah. it's jodie foster!

buyamerican

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fiveinchtaint — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:48:39 EST

I've always been surprised that Martha Plimpton didn't roll that way. I suppose she doesn't fit the description, however, since she hasn't done much since Goonies.

fiveinchtaint

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smitty — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:42:06 EST

Demi Moore.

smitty

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Swordfish — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:41:49 EST

Answer: Clearwater.

Swordfish

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Maujer — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:37:51 EST

Dolly Parton?

Maujer

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Martita — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:37:47 EST

Karen Allen lives in a small town in Massachusetts... don't know whether she fits the other criteria, though.

Martita

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mr hotpants — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:35:06 EST

I'm king of hoping the "small town" reference means Hollywood is a "small town" and the outing is Jodie Foster...le sigh...

mr hotpants

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Swordfish — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:34:41 EST

Where's big ol' Kirsty Alley living these days?

Swordfish

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picardia — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:33:01 EST

I think Queen Latifah and Jodie Foster are so barely in the closet that their outing wouldn't make much of a news item. And honestly, the people who don't make much of their romantic lives in terms of their own publicity, etc. -- whether gay or straight -- ought to be left in some privacy. Once you're Tomkatting around, though, it's fair game.

picardia

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Swordfish — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:30:47 EST

Jodie lives in LA, and has been sporting a wedding band for years...

Swordfish

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IndianSlipper — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:29:43 EST

Oprah, Hillary, or Wynnona Judd. I don't know why but I just have a feeling on this.

IndianSlipper

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idratherbesailing — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:28:21 EST

I'm confused - I thought Queen Latifah was Livin Single?

idratherbesailing

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Queen of the Passive Aggressives — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:27:21 EST

Home Depot registry anyone?

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

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hhpeterson13 — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:12:00 EST

@enviousjuno: No shit!

hhpeterson13

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needlesstosay — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:11:55 EST

Delta Burke

needlesstosay

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hhpeterson13 — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:11:38 EST

You guys should post that screen shot from "Beautyshop" where she's doing the scissor sisters/lezzie hand gesture! She was trying to tell us then. We were stupid, Queen!

hhpeterson13

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karion — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:11:26 EST

@pineappletattoo:

Doesn't Jodie Foster live in Manhattan? Not so much a small town.

karion

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Ed — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:09:37 EST

I only really support outing if a person is say a person who is voting against gay rights or a complete hypocrite. This applies more to pols than actors. I think actors who flat out deny it and say, "I'm straight" can stay in the closet for all I care. Dragging them out kicking and screaming is ugly.

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EnviousJuno — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:06:13 EST

Just as long as whoever it is leaves David Crosby's sperm well enough alone.

EnviousJuno

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My_Other_Brother_Darrell — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:05:57 EST

Queen Latifah lives in Colts Neck, NJ, and rides around on a motorcycle.
I repeat: rides around on a motorcycle.

My_Other_Brother_Darrell

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Ha Ha Sound — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:05:50 EST

Come on, everybody. It's Don Rickles and Nicole Eggert. The two have been carrying on for ages.

Ha Ha Sound

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PandoraSpocks — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:05:29 EST

@LolCait: NOOOOOOH!!!!

PandoraSpocks

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lawyergay — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:03:19 EST

Since when do big Hollywood actresses live in small towns? Oh, actually I take that back. Angelina Jolie is a member of our volunteer fire department.

lawyergay

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Clarence Rosario — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:58:42 EST

I went with Kathleen Turner. Because, you know, that's just hot.

Clarence Rosario

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BrianVan — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:57:51 EST

I know I know... Ellen DeGeneres!

/past over

BrianVan

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nutmeg — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:57:35 EST

@CodePink:
Q: How many lesbian Hollywood actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but don't ask me how they got in there!

nutmeg

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cynyc — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:57:02 EST

Dakota Fanning?

cynyc

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AndIAmTellingYou — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:56:11 EST

I wouldn't consider Hillary a "Hollywood" actress, but none the less...

AndIAmTellingYou

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Sarcastro — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:53:54 EST

@LolCait: Nora Ephron.

Sarcastro

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CodePink — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:52:30 EST

Q: How many lesbian Hollywood actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Stop making fun of lightbulbs.

CodePink

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Goodbye, Commenters! — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:50:50 EST

The ladies will kick it, the rhyme that is wicked
Those that don't know how to be pros get evicted
A woman can bear you, break you, take you
Now it's time to rhyme, can you relate to
A sister dope enough to make you holler and scream

[...]

I break into a lyrical freestyle
Grab the mic, look into the crowd and see smiles
Cause they see a woman standing up on her own two
Sloppy slouching is something I won't do
Some think that we can't flow (can't flow)
Stereotypes, they got to go (got to go)
I'm a mess around and flip the scene into reverse
(With what?) With a little touch of "Ladies First"

Who said the ladies couldn't make it, you must be blind
If you don't believe, well here, listen to this rhyme
Ladies first, there's no time to rehearse
I'm divine and my mind expands throughout the universe
A female rapper with the message to send the
Queen Latifah is a perfect specimen

[...]

Contact and in fact, the style, it gets harder
Cooling on the scene with my European partner
Laying down track after track, waiting for the climax
When I get there, that's when I tax
The next man, or the next woman
It doesn't make a difference, keep the competition coming
And I'll recite the chapter in verse
The title of this recital is "Ladies First"

--Queen Latifah

Goodbye, Commenters!

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PimpMyCouch — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:49:47 EST

@TedSez: No no no, it's clearly Ratchet.

PimpMyCouch

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LolCait — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:47:26 EST

@Cesare_the_Somnambulist: This is like the time Spinderella ran me over with her Subaru in Vermont.

LolCait

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LolCait — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:46:45 EST

@Reluctant Financier: She's such a lesbian.

LolCait

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Goodbye, Commenters! — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:46:24 EST

@LolCait: Spin it!

Goodbye, Commenters!

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Intern Kevin — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:45:25 EST

@LolCait: THANK YOU! Zac is even more of an 'In the glass closet' gay than Anderson Cooper!

Intern Kevin

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LolCait — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:43:23 EST

Zac Efron.

LolCait

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PandoraSpocks — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:43:15 EST

@pineappletattoo: Yeah. Its about time.

PandoraSpocks

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TedSez — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:43:06 EST

Optimus Prime.

TedSez

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Intern Kevin — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:41:30 EST

Can I be totally naive and say that it's gonna be Jodi Foster? Because I know she's gay. You know she's gay. The homeless guy on the corner of 57th and 7th knows she's gay. But damn it, just say the actual words honey!

Intern Kevin

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traydon_barter — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:40:50 EST

Jason Reitman!

traydon_barter

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nutmeg — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:40:35 EST

@pineappletattoo: Beat me to it!

nutmeg

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nutmeg — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:40:12 EST

Jodie Foster's Cock?

nutmeg

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transomist — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:40:11 EST

@transomist:

Marshall, damnit.

transomist

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pineappletattoo — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:39:18 EST

Why isn't Jodi Foster in the poll? I mean its obviously my gal Jodi.

pineappletattoo

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Sarcastro — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:38:16 EST

Camryn Manheim Steamroller.

Sarcastro

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transomist — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:38:03 EST

Is Penny Marhsall already out?

Because I'm thinking the verbal clue alludes to the 1988 Tom Hanks vehicle that she helmed.

transomist

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richardmarxhatesmyhair — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:37:23 EST

Is Rosie out yet? Or again??

richardmarxhatesmyhair

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Goodbye, Commenters! — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:36:25 EST

This is like the time Spinderella...

LolCait?

Over to you!

Goodbye, Commenters!

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Goodbye, Commenters! — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:35:38 EST

Ladies first!

Goodbye, Commenters!

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:35:14 EST

Horatio Sanz?

TheHonJudgeSmails