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]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> @mattychicago: God, DO NOT let Lodwick the Assclown mess with Gawker. He sounds like a cult member in his note to Nick. Fuck.

hhpeterson13

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> After about 8 months reading Gawker, I'm still not sure who or why Julia Allison is. That's partly because I've tended to skip over a lot of the articles about her because the comments were funnier, but also because I missed the beginning of the tale, kinda like when you start watching a soap and realize there's this whole back story you missed and you'll just have to live with that.

Ed

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> @mattychicago: Apparently he needs a job, just for the love of all that's holy not here.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> i actually think this video is even more amazing...

[www.1938media.com]

Soup

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> @RosemarysBabyDaddy: I wish Jakob pronounced his name Yakob. That would be hot and even more annoying.

whokilledallthemandelas

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> man, jakob lodwick is very mad about this!

[jakoblodwick.com]

mattychicago

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> ***

M. Pompadour

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> @Sayser: Never mind. I thought Loren Feldman was a girl's name.

hhpeterson13

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> i would be so creeped out if i were either one of them. the amount of time this girl spends time obsessing on them is just weird.

robotsong

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Is that Pud aka Phillip Kaufman from Fuckedcompany.com?

hhpeterson13

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> So Emily, in your last 2 weeks, perhaps you'll clarify, does Denton pay Julia or does Julia pay Denton for all this coverage? What other sites are involved? Does a mention on Valleywag = one on Gawker, or is Valleywag the equivalent of the penalty box? Is it Julia + 1, so if Lodwick disappears, the new guy will step in, and/or does Lodwick have his own agreement?

Does Julia have a wardrobe/appearance clause? Is she penalized if she cuts her hair or gains weight? Is Lodwick penalized if he steps up the grooming? Suppose he wanted to shower more frequently, or get a decent haircut, is there someone at Gawker Media he'd have to clear that with?

When you leave Gawker will you take the JA/JL stories with you? Or does Gawker have an exclusive?

lilyb

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Is that her? She looks old

mandarin

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> @BrianVan: I disagree on some points. For example, I don't think Julia Allison could ever grow into something genuinely interesting -- the only thing interesting about JA is Gawker's obsession with JA, and to that end I tolerate both her and the stories about her. The tongue is always somewhere in the cheek, and although she is neither offensive nor exciting enough to warrant half the reactions she stirs up, she's a harmless way to burn off a few extra posts.

Don't get me wrong -- I hated all the JA stuff at first, but I've come to see her as being Gawker's Scrappy-Doo; like it or not, she's part of the show.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Apology accepted

ADismalScience

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> @Wrath of Farrakhan:

Well, there's no city or country named Julia, so it doesn't work in the same vein as "One Night In Paris" and "One Night In Chyna".

Might I propose: "Mount Allison"

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Julia Allison's a girl?

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> @BrianVan: You are so right. Emily wrote me up for Aggravated Stalking and Dreaming On just to meet her quota and I had to go to Night Court to straighten it out.

Goodbye, Commenters!

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> OMG I DIDN'T KNOW JULIA ALLISON WAS FROM STATEN ISLAND!! (pardon the caps/excitement) This explains it ALL!

nevermind_me

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> @BrianVan: Oh, I wasn't trying to be snarky about it - I just thought about the days of yore, when every time there was a JA post, half the comments were "OMG I hate her stop this" bla bla bla. I know that they have a minimum post quota, and JA is always out there so it's easy this way.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> @whokilledallthemandelas: I just cannot embed pictures. Here we go: [icanhascheezburger.com]

whokilledallthemandelas

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> I need someone to remake this video with the two mutts from Lady and the Tramp. Julia's dog wll be played by this LOLcat:


Dear Emily: Going to miss you. I especially loved your eyerolling at Jimmy Kimmel. No, really. You were funny and he was mean.

whokilledallthemandelas

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> I think this video just stole my soul and PROFESSIONALLY shit on it.

Mr. Kim Gordons Panties

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> @PimpMyCouch: See, the problem isn't that Julia Allison is getting coverage. The problem is that the coverage is forced, and that fact is obvious because the acting is terrible. Emily hates Julia the way Keanu Reeves plays FBI agents. On any day of the week I can't figure out whether the two are friends, frenemies, or co-workers. And pretending that Emily is the unbiased journalist and Julia Allison is the untainted subject is completely fucking insane. They're in pictures together on Facebook.

If the site editors let stories about Julia Allison grow organically, I'm sure they would be much more entertaining. Because she IS entertaining. But remember, they're all like traffic cops around here, they have to write a minimum number of tickets whether you like it or not.

The discussion of how these things came to be is far more interesting than the material itself, IMHO.

BrianVan

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Love 1938 Media's stuff. Glad to see Gawker finally noticed.

joshpr

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> @CodePink: And nutmeg makes 3.

nutmeg

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> @JojoSaysNo: '...know about this stuff out...'

I am full of typos today. Fuck!

JojoSaysNo

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> No one's job should be to let anyone know about this stuff out at any time ever.

OSHA should get involved.

JojoSaysNo

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> @Cesare_the_Somnambulist: And so do I!

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Lovers, in a dangerous tiiiiiime

nutmeg

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Why do I get the feeling that Emily's last day is going to be all Julia Allison posts, as kind of a big Eff You to all the haters? And I am totally encouraging that, by the way.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> @CodePink: And now I have a fantasy for Friday night!

Damn, what a giveaway.

Goodbye, Commenters!

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Hang in there Em! Im sure your journalistic integrity can survive two more weeks of having no choice at all (I mean, like, none?) but to post this pulp. Courage!

teledingo

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> How has One Night in Julia not been released yet? I mean, self promotion and streaming video inevitably result in porn.

Wrath of Farrakhan

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Ha. The funniest part about this post is the "Sooooorry" because Emily = so not sorry about continuing to publicize these boring dorks.

BK_KT

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Stop calling these people celebrities.

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> @The One: She can't form a linear sentence in that interview. Hilarious and yet not at all different from what I expected.

Products Will Save Me

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> @Cesare_the_Somnambulist: Thank you. That doesn't help. But at least I have an oufit for Friday.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Brilliant.

TheUpMyAssPlayers

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> @CodePink: I think you can get it here: [www.buycostumes.com]

Goodbye, Commenters!

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Jakob spelled with a K = DOUCHE

RosemarysBabyDaddy

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Thank you, Emily !

scarcat

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Although she should spell his name right.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Who knew it was possible to feel virtual office tension?

WileyPeyote

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> "Jacob, that's my ass" should be the title of her blog.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> It says: To watch this video, You need Flash 9.

Don't we all? Hmm. Don't we all?

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Better than the real thing, that's for damn sure.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Yes, that was funny. And I totally thought that woman was wearing a Julia Allison mask at first.

Diglett

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Nice elephant.

Joe_Rey

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> the dog makes the video.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> The dog was really a nice touch.

btw, Emily, where is your content?

Gayyker

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> It doesn't matter who they are. What matters is the context. The fact that the tools with which to make a rampaging asshole of yourself exist doesn't mandate that you use them. This is reverse evolution. Worse, they're not even attractive people. On the other hand, they're making Britney Spears look better by the minute.

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> This is gonna be a crazy two weeks notice. I feel the anarchy already. Emily's brazen unapologeticness is the beginning of the slippery slope towards Chthulu.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> That really is them, right?

Wait.



Emily, I don't think you should quit. I think you should step out of the spotlight and into the role of invisible, behind-the-scenes managing editor, and make the new Gawker into something incredible. Don't post anymore, insist on a balance between things that may make a horizontal splash (page views) and things that have vertical importance (not just on the day of posting, but on and on); assign follow-ups; do a tone check on every post; point out the contradictions as always but also who profits and suffers because of them...


Goodbye, Commenters!

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> You're going to miss this. Admit it you will. OK don't admit it. But you will; even if you don't know you are you will.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> That video camera looks into the future!

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> yes, this was funny and worth pointing out.

sing_michael_sing

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> So Loren Feldman is, what? Jakob's old nanny? A friend of the Allison family? An enterprising hooker Jakob met some years ago who is now willing to play in his little game?

Oh, wait. No. That last one is Julia.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Best Jakob & Julia post ever.

meerkat

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> I can't wait for the Patrick Moberg lookalike!

ext212

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Between this and the cover of the current NY Press, I don't think Julia's having such a good week.

The One

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Oh my hell, that is awesome.

karion

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> I'm sorry, Emily.

BeRightBack

]]> <![CDATA[People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> Of all days to not bring my headphones to work! Even with the sound off, it looks really funny.

Atelier

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