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Funny Comic Leads To Betrayal, Auction

whokilledallthemandelas — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:58:43 EST

@Cesare_the_Somnambulist: Hahaha! Is there any other kind?

whokilledallthemandelas

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cousinavi — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:19:22 EST

@Sarcastro: The walls of your home - obviously bare.

cousinavi

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sinikl — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 22:56:48 EST

heh he, you don't like when i talk about my bonin, do you?

i'm sorry i said i boned a waitress [auction lady]

sinikl

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zibby — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:17:17 EST

@nycbaby: I just want to say that, uh, I didn't really think that this was true love or anything, cynicism rarely makes me sad, and whatever the woman's whore score might be, the dude certainly sounds like a sad excuse for a man. The details sound pretty lousy. Anyhow, weigh against my tendency to make smartass comments the fact that I have never behaved like this idiot, even when I was younger and stupider. I think it sucks.

zibby

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cmd — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 19:56:19 EST

i bet the girlfriend did a :( and the chef had no choice but to leave her.

cmd

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nycbaby — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:38:27 EST

@scroll_lock: I read that one! Classic Family Circus. It made the ghost grandparents weep.

nycbaby

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pissy elliott — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:12:06 EST

@Nutmeg: Oh no!!!

pissy elliott

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Trackback — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 16:49:26 EST

Please click on the image (or on the Achewood site) for high-resolution enjoyment. Your life will be better for it.

Trackback

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IndianSlipper — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 16:29:12 EST

Hasn't most of humanity worked in a restaurant at some point in our shitty lives? They are all just a place to spit on assholes doggy bag food and hook up with the slut waitresses (or 40 something divorced bartenders).

IndianSlipper

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nutmeg — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 16:26:50 EST

@nutmeg: Which I think in combination is the saddest thing ever.

nutmeg

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nutmeg — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 16:26:14 EST

@pissy elliott: I haven't read it - but I do know that Mary Jo Eustace, (whose husband for those of you wondering is the dude that impregnated/married Tori Spelling) got dumped right after she and Dean had adopted a baby.

They were ALL at the Much Music Video Awards this year and Tori had security remove her when she saw her. Hmm... what else. Oh right, she then wrote a book called My Husband Left Me for Tori Spelling.

nutmeg

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scroll_lock — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 16:24:58 EST

This whole thing happened once in a strip of Family Circus. Jeffy had been promoted to head "buhsketti" maker.

scroll_lock

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econdave — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 16:20:24 EST

This never would have happened if they had just enjoyed Dennis the Menace together.

econdave

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pissy elliott — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 16:14:10 EST

This is kind of a good candidate for The Saddest Thing.

pissy elliott

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zibby — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:50:33 EST

@Pope John Peeps II: I'm still sad.

zibby

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PimpMyCouch — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:46:49 EST

@the cajun boy: I dunno, the hostesses at restaurants always seem like teases to me. You'd probably have to wait 10 minutes to an hour for sex.

PimpMyCouch

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Pope John Peeps II — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:43:58 EST

@Atelier: Seconded. Achewood is a boring, tiresome mess. It's got a whole "trying-hard-to-be-indie-but-just-really-fratty" vibe that I really don't like.

Although what the hell. I read Dinosaur Comics, so I'm weird like that.

Pope John Peeps II

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AndYourLittleDogToo — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:40:46 EST

@nycbaby:

Karma-wise, he seems to have gotten a little kick in the pants, though. Having to move out of her apt on Sunday, a nasty snowy day, with only the kitchen staff from his restaurant to help him? Well-deserved, I'd say.

AndYourLittleDogToo

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Sarcastro — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:40:18 EST

@the cajun boy: That moral stance is why I had to sell my Picassos. Turned out the dude had some significant commitment issues.

Sarcastro

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debord at work — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:37:52 EST

i just e-mailed this to chris. he said "wow. hilarious. thanks." which probably means the opposite. periods are the new scare quotes.

debord at work

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braak — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:34:40 EST

@Atelier: Shut. The HELL. Up.

braak

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Pope John Peeps II — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:34:01 EST

@zibby: You know, it's not actually cynicism when the event actually happened, and it actually was really stupid and brutal and mean to one party. Then it's called "the way I actually fucking feel".

Pope John Peeps II

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nycbaby — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:31:54 EST

@zibby: She already has a boyfriend that she lives with. That is kinda whorey, no? True love? More like True Skank.

And I know more details of this sad affair: She found out from dirty text messages on their "family plan" phone. Classy. At least he could have found someone else on Verizon so their bill didn't go over $400!

nycbaby

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TedSez — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:29:49 EST

Hey, lady -- if you hadn't given him achewood, he wouldn't have cheated with the waitress in the first place.

TedSez

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the cajun boy — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:28:18 EST

and seriously, besides gawker media, is there a more incestuous place to work than a restaurant? every restaurant or bar i've ever worked in has been a virtual game of musical orifices with just about everyone taking each other for a ride.

and i thought the hostesses were the whores?!

the cajun boy

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fiveinchtaint — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:27:46 EST

The "celebrity chef" phenomenon is to blame, and is way out of hand. I'm sure the boyfriend is a big Bourdain fan. He probably chain smokes and delivers a lot of bad food similes like an evil, unfunny Harland Williams.

fiveinchtaint

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The Fake Santa Claus — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:26:44 EST

See, if they'd have been Maakies fans, they'd still be together.

The Fake Santa Claus

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Mediahohoho — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:25:12 EST

I think she's really generous to give her herpes-ridden boyfriend to a waitress, and his herpes to the waitress's boyfriend. This whole thing is just dripping with altruism.

Mediahohoho

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Atelier — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:24:30 EST

That comic isn't really even that funny.

Atelier

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Goodbye, Commenters! — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:23:19 EST

@whokilledallthemandelas: Trophy waitress?

Goodbye, Commenters!

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the cajun boy — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:23:01 EST

@Sarcastro: i spit particles of a chipotle burrito on my screen when i read that.

the cajun boy

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MercuryPDX — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:22:49 EST

Meh... maybe if it was this one...

MercuryPDX

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Goodbye, Commenters! — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:22:41 EST

I don't like waitresses as much now that the cigarette smoke smell is absent. I can't do it on the deep-fryer and grill-scented hair alone.

Goodbye, Commenters!

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The Fake Santa Claus — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:21:46 EST

@Ha Ha Sound: Kinda makes you wanna go out and get SOUSed, don't it?

The Fake Santa Claus

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Ha Ha Sound — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:07:33 EST

Ah, the unimpeachable power of the local sous chef. It's almost as good as the time I got promoted to head espresso maker at the Papermill Playhouse Concession stand. I got a lot of pleasure out of bossing the parking attendants around.

Ha Ha Sound

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karion — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:06:58 EST

@nutmeg:

Nicely done.

karion

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MyCubeHas3Sides — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:02:28 EST

*But I am really rooting for the woman who got cheated on*

MyCubeHas3Sides

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mitchel_stevens — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:02:01 EST

which restaurant? so one can flaunt their signed copy at the chef.

mitchel_stevens

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Sarcastro — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:01:45 EST

I will not buy artwork sullied by infidelity.

Sarcastro

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jupiterspaw — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:01:43 EST

Britney Canada Whore strikes again!

jupiterspaw

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:01:18 EST

@Wrath of Farrakhan: I am hiding nothing but a penile masturbatory aid under my robe, like this guy: [www.thesmokinggun.com]

TheHonJudgeSmails

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MyCubeHas3Sides — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:00:34 EST

@sexbot: HA! Brilliant!

MyCubeHas3Sides

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sexbot — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:58:11 EST

If this whore waitress has any kind of savvy, she'll order it and give it to her new man!

sexbot

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Wrath of Farrakhan — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:57:44 EST

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Unless you're hiding an impressive rack under your robe, I don't think your column will be as successful as Tionna's.

Wrath of Farrakhan

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whokilledallthemandelas — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:57:35 EST

@TheHonJudgeSmails: It's just like a guy to let promotion go to his head and then wander off after another catbag.

whokilledallthemandelas

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zibby — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:55:13 EST

Why does she hafta be a whore? Maybe it's true love. Anyway, the cynicism here is making me very sad.

zibby

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:54:22 EST

Hopefully, she uses the proceeds to slim down and learn how to give a good beefpumping, so she can hold on to her next man.

Girl, get your "head" right!

TheHonJudgeSmails

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nutmeg — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:53:57 EST

Back of house does love the front of house.

nutmeg

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Wrath of Farrakhan — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:52:48 EST

If Marc Ecko wins the auction, my vote goes to: 1) shoot it into space or 2) brand it with an asterisk.

Wrath of Farrakhan

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She_of_the_Socks — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:50:20 EST

My boyfriend would love this! Too bad I plan on giving it to my whore waitress.

She_of_the_Socks

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Drew Kerr Jr. — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:49:15 EST

It would make a great Christmas gift for Balk. (Balk, don't read this.)

Drew Kerr Jr.