<![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> @Sulky Girl: I'm totally f*cking impressed!

carolinacosmina

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> How do you fuck ones back?

ChupaCaBrooklyn

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> @carolinacosmina:
The motorcycle in question was a Ducatti. Why on earth do I remember that?

Sulky Girl

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> Am I to assume that rich female bankers immediately burst into flames when they come within a five block radius of the neighborhood? I'll call Muffy and warn her.

adminslave

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> Every time I see the heading Alphabet City all I can think of is that cheeztastic 1984 Vincent Spano movie where he's a drug-runner trying to go straight while also trying to save his crazy teen Jami Gertz sister from turning 'ho, plus I think there's some breakdancing scenes and footage showing how Bet City is all cracked out. I also seem to recall a part where Spano rides his motorcycle into the loft he shares with artist gf, and at some point they have sex before he has to flee again or something. I only remember this part because it's kinda rare you see semi-hot sex in movies that shows a couple all worked up because they're in love.

carolinacosmina

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> @LolCait: Like the ones in Mary Poppins...British accent and all.

ephronfan

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> 11th and A? Let's be reasonable, here. That's not Alphabet City, that's West Village East.

kbridge

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> I'm trying to feel sympathy for her....really I am.

SheLaughs

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> @MisterHippity: Ha. After that little speech, I picture him closing the window and typing to Doogie Howser theme music.

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> Hur purrtz. She mournz it!

kat

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> Yeah, BET City aint safe. Why not move to condo-ey Clinton Hill? There, you can pay half a mill for a condo overlooking a White Castle parking lot.

Some of My Best Friends Are People

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> "Yeah, I heard you -- he's raping you, I know. We all heard you. We know you're getting raped. Hey, you know who else is getting raped? I am, that's who! I'm getting raped by my landlord, with these goddam rent increases — and it's all thanks to people like you!"

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> @ sally tomato:

I'm a rich girl and a banker - do I just off myself now?

trainedmonkey

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> @the schef: Uh, he never said that. He said he went "towards Avenue D." For all we know, the guy could live in Stuy Town and needed the money to pay for his rent increase.

eastvillageidiot

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> I'll have to shovel out the closet and see if I can find my "Die Yuppie Scum" tee shirt

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> Can we give the East Village back to the heroin addicts, who in retrospect were a comparatively mellow lot who after four in the morning were nodding off under trees in Tompkins Square park and in no shape to mug anyone?

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> this guy has really awesome eyesight if he could ascertain from a window on 11th and a that the purse-snatcher ran back to the projects.

allyzay

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> I mean really, did she even attempt to call Crimestoppers or something, or is she only a member of the gentrification task force? Not that I have a problem with this. All rich bitches should be made to say, "Give it back, fucker!" It keeps the world in balance.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> @Clarence Rosario: "Let me introduce myself... Let me introduce myself!"

blogylonian

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> But...but...the A train doesn't go anywhere near 11th and A...

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> @LolCait:
Mr. Potter
And what are you, but a 'warped, frustrated' young man?

--It's a Wonderful Life

Goodbye, Commenters!

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> "please move somewhere safer so the rents don't go any higher and landlords will stop harrassing rent stabilized tenants"

I'm so sure he himself doesn't represent any aspect of the neighborhood's rising rents.

eXXX

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> Whenever I'm approached by strangers, I always tell them I'm busy "practicin' my stabbin'." Ha-HAA!

Wrath of Farrakhan

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> As far as I can tell, the only unsafe character in that scenario was the purse thief. Who knows what happened when that crazy bitch caught up to him?

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> @LolCait: Scrooge McDuck.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> @LolCait: ..and you have to come and dignify the thread, every time!

blogylonian

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> Ooh, now if only we could make the *rest* of the city unsafe for rich girls and bankers.

Sally Tomato

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> I'm sure he meant i-bankers or whatever, but I really like to instead picture the East Village overrun with old timey, It's a Wonderful Life-esque bankers. Shaking their brass canes at people, broken monocles littering the street, top hat prices soaring.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> ...and a variation- Give it, back fucker!!!
Maybe that's what he heard- didn't want to interrupt.

blogylonian

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> im sory wil nvr diskuss gramer agin.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> @collegecallgirl: Cocked and reddy!

blogylonian

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> @IndianSlipper:
Um... grammar?

zequ

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> @IndianSlipper: Any and all complaints about an internet solecism will itself, feature an equally glaring mistake. Macro-me. Macrammy. You know, shitty knots.

pissy elliott

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> @IndianSlipper: There is absolutely nothing wrong with that grammAr!

blogylonian

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> @collegecallgirl: I tryst the man.

nutmeg

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> I can understand how spell check wouldn't change 'head' to 'heed', but it should have caught the bad grammer.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> Was this signed "A Rent-Stabilized Tenant?"

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> @blogylonian: Actually, I really did head the man.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> So this girl named Candy, or Amber, or Shanaynay got her bag stolen while she was trying to work over some John? Thats what I'm assuming since the only rich bankers I know actually live in Tribeca, so the only reason I can figure them to be in Alphabet City is if they're trying to pick up some fun for the night.

Intern Kevin

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> @blogylonian: ...and don't stop until its done.

blogylonian

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> @collegecallgirl:
But when "Give it back fucker!" doesn't work, what else is a girl to do?

zequ

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> @collegecallgirl: she had heard about the imported fake goods bust and just couldn't bring herself to spend the money on the real thing. she's lucky her fake prada heels didn't break.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> Yes, that's right you "head" the man, kids!

blogylonian

]]> <![CDATA[Alphabet City Unsafe For "Rich Girls And Bankers"!]]> If she was that rich she probably wouldn't have bothered chasing after her purse. That's some broke-ass ho shit.

collegecallgirl

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