<![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> @oh no i di'nt: Um I thought that's what they are?

MissMollyKate

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> Ricky Van Veen sure looks dykey in that photo.

hhpeterson13

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> @gefilte_fish_blues: Eh, probably half-sister. So, y'know, whatever.

persephone

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> They look like an uncomfortable gay couple with their adopted monkey-child.

Oh No I Di'n't.

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> @dado: Lance and Mata Hairi to the rescue!

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> @WideStanceRomancer:
That was just evil.

gimli

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> @gimli: Add champagne glass bathtub and Kenny G mood music and the image will last all night.

WideStanceRomancer

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> @WideStanceRomancer:
Great. Now that image is burned into my head for the rest of the day.

gimli

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> @gimli: If Sanjaya had a love child with 'Corky.'

WideStanceRomancer

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> Is it just me or does Ricky look like Sanjaya here?

gimli

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> Benjamin's body language is screaming annoyance with either Ricky or the chimp, and chimps are never annoying.

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> Are chimps in holiday couture the new Romanian babies?

WideStanceRomancer

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> I keep waiting for someone to point out that chimpanzees are actually technically apes and not monkeys. But I understand the dilemma. While I want to be technically correct, I also want to say the word "monkey" pretty much all day long.

Kakapo

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> Why is a monkey sitting on Sanjaya's lap?

gingham

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> How can I get a high res of this photo? I want to make it my Christmas Card.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> Totes the new Allodwick.

WAITNOSRSLY

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> On the next episode of the Office:
Ryan: "And I got to be in a picture with that guy from CollegeHumor and a monkey."
Kevin: "That. Is. Awesome."

Wrath of Farrakhan

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> @houstonand3rd: they threw him out of the photo shoot right after the picture was taken for using the term "porch monkey". A complaint was filed with the EEOC.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> They'd better be careful, that looks like Baron von Butcher to me.

dado

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> It's not that every woman in those photos is pretty, which is true, give or take; it's that they all look the same. It's pretty evident in that Flagpole Sitta video too. I've never seen such resigned bemusement on shiny haired girls (the edgy ones with bangs!) settling for the funny guy in my life! Although, to Van Veen's credit, he makes being super rich look like fun, and he's rather handsome when not making that stupid wacky face. It's going to freeze like that, dude!

stuckingoshen

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> I scrolled through those photos. The monkey apparently refused to be photographed with any black guests.

houstonand3rd

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> @Conbon: Best onion rings in the state, as far as I'm concerned.

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> Where's PETA? Bubbles is sitting too close to the fire.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> This is, quite simply, one of the gayest things I've ever seen.

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> @Colonel Mustard: Yeah, I think when A-list gays snatch all the human babies for the year, poor/F-list gays have to go for the next best thing on the catalogue. I personally would've gone for the Golden Retriever on page 54, but hey, it's their child.

shanghaibaby

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> Hey, dressing a wild animal up for entertainment is not cool. But if it has to happen, shouldn't the monkey be given over to the CW for Chuck Bass's use?

Sara Benincasa

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> I still love BJ Novak. Not just because I love BJs (though it doesn't hurt).

(unless the monkey's involved)

(teeth)

BeRightBack

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> There are few things funnier than the resigned discomfort on the face of an actor who is just famous enough to be recognized, but not famous enough to flatly refuse to pose for a photo with an embarrassing nobody.

City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> @Ha Ha Sound: HA! Yes, I do. Good milkshakes.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> Is he hoping he'll fool her into thinking he's 12 again and to send a check for $100 for toys with that sweatshirt? Or is he trying to fool her with the monkey?

Ambition_is_pretension

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> @Ha Ha Sound: Are we looking at the same photo set?

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> @Colonel Mustard: OMG. "Monkeys". NO APOSTROPHE. I'm going to grammar hell now, for sure.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> @Shanghaibaby: I know! But I didn't know monkey's could adopt.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Nice, really nice.

dearest

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> Is his name really Van Veen? Like the 12 year old who sleeps with his sister in *Ada*.

gefilte_fish_blues

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> Anybody else remember Don's in Livingston? With the photos of people eating on the walls? These pictures remind of that.

And I was going to make a snide comment about the monkey being the smartest person in the room, but honestly... what struck me most was that pretty much every woman in those photos is really pretty. Interesting.

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> @mathnet: It's Belvedere that's playing with my head.

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> That is so unsafe, get that chimp a Tiny Head! Or do they only come in squirrel monkey size?

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> OK, enough of the primate posts today. We all know monkeys are funny, but so are midgets! Bring on the midgets! [www.trurodaily.com]

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> Seriously, you're a millionaire. Comb your fucking hair.

Nately

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> Best nativity scene ever.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> That slutty Mrs Clause suit looks totally different on a real monkey.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> First thing that came to mind: Gay adoption.

shanghaibaby

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> Which one is Ricky?

BinkysDream

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> ah, the curse of "dunston checks in" strikes again.

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> @mathnet: Never mind me.

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> Congratulations on the new job, Choire!

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> The fascinating and oddly touching site RickyAndMonkey.com hasn't been shut down, right?

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> Monkeys! Also, do you ever come up with really good user names and feel sad you already have one? I do, all the time.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> Can I get your address? Because I have these sea monkeys I'm still trying to move.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[It's Christmas Party Season!]]> That tie is so ironic!

TheHonJudgeSmails

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