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Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

JohnQPublic — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 20:38:37 EST

@radiogrl1: Really? I was listening to Stern, who was marveling at Martha's generous tree offer. He said she walked by his studio, saw their tree, and remarked, "That tree is fucking pathetic. Let me redo it." And he couldn't wait for the results. I guess it makes sense that she would delegate the task. And put her signature all over it.

JohnQPublic

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

karion — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:54:34 EST

@Clarence Rosario: @MisterHippity:

Seconded. Great week, sir.

karion

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

radiogrl1 — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:38:37 EST

I work there. Martha wasn't even in the building till several days later. They had a stylist come in and do the tree.

radiogrl1

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

dweeb — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:16:36 EST

@scroll_lock: Ho, ho, ho!

dweeb

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

Heather Fink — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:00:08 EST

"Don't fuck with my motherfucking tree, you fucks."
is teh funny

Heather Fink

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

Michael Jahn — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:10:54 EST

I used to work at this publishing company that every year had a Christmas creche under the tree. My Jewish editor used to stalk through the lobby and kick baby Jesus across the floor.

Michael Jahn

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

fileunder — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:01:49 EST

this was her mother's final dying wish.

fileunder

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

Clare — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:57:59 EST

It's Festivus! For the rest of us!

Clare

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

Queen of the Passive Aggressives — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:57:07 EST

@CodePink: Said box should be centered horizontally in front of the tree. The other gifts need to be rewrapped coordinating wrap colors and bows by similarly sized boxes. No brainer Martha - someone must be fired.

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

MisterHippity — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:50:46 EST

@Clarence Rosario: Ha! Give that man a commie!

MisterHippity

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

if_i_only_had_a_heart — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:49:55 EST

what no menorah

if_i_only_had_a_heart

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

hypocriteoath — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:43:24 EST

give me a 1970's white plastic tree that I can store in the attic and load it up with multi-colored lights. THAT is what Xmas is all about.

hypocriteoath

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

BettyCrocker — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:39:50 EST

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, how lovely are your logos! Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree - the old one was for hobos! Your Martha cookies are so fine! The Howard Sterns taste good with wine!

BettyCrocker

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

EnviousJuno — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:37:04 EST

Without a before shot, how are we to properly worship Martha's trim?

EnviousJuno

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

scroll_lock — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:36:39 EST

Imus likes that nappy-headed Stern cookie.

scroll_lock

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

IndianSlipper — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:24:21 EST

Wait, you can create a StarDoll of Martha and have it made into a cookie ornament? Earth shattering!

IndianSlipper

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

Clarence Rosario — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:23:54 EST

That's the only time Stern has been well hung.

Clarence Rosario

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econdave — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:20:23 EST

Just keep Keifer Sutherland away from it!

econdave

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

Itsjustcatnip — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:18:48 EST

This is the same thing that happened to Lolcait. Somewhere in NY is a wobbly treeperson decorated to the impersonal nines, arms too heavy to dial 911 on cellphone. The worst part is people keep coming up to Loltree and not helping.

Itsjustcatnip

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

RosemarysBabyDaddy — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:18:44 EST

O
M
G
Take it down! Are those Seriusly coyote ornaments? This came pre-decorated in a box at the Pic 'N' Save, Martha's next big venture. And the raw stitching on that ornament slut's jeans...nightmare.

RosemarysBabyDaddy

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

rachystyle — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:15:03 EST

I have always wanted for John McEnroe to have a show on Sirius. "You cannot be SIRIUS!"

rachystyle

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

cocoesq — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:14:52 EST

Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a giant tree covered in corporate logos.

cocoesq

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

the supergoddess — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:12:43 EST

then amy sedaris noticed it was looking a hair dry, so gave it a drink of bong water

the supergoddess

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

KarenUhOh — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:11:05 EST

I wonder if Judith will make the tree put on a condom.

KarenUhOh

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

CodePink — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:10:04 EST

I actually think that gift arrangement under the tree is a little our right-side heavy. That burgundy box is stealing all the holiday thunder!

CodePink

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

TheHonJudgeSmails — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:09:31 EST

"And these look just so much like Howard Stern and yet they do not smell of personal lubricant."

Bravo, Choire. Bravo.

TheHonJudgeSmails

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

rod townsend — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:09:28 EST

The font size relative to the logo is wrong, Martha. Wrong.

rod townsend

Martha Stewart's Totally Sirius Christmas Tree

HeyThereKiller — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:07:04 EST

my lord... ::falls to knees::... it's... it's... it's perfect

HeyThereKiller