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El-Sonambulo — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:59:31 EST

#1 - There's absolutely nothing funny about AIDS. But there's something absolutely funny about AIDSface.

El-Sonambulo

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estace — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:03:48 EST

#7 = Aoki still sober? HIGHLY unlikely.

estace

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cupcakes — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 17:31:29 EST

@BalknChain: oh my god, i love ghost hunters. if i was a gay man, jason hawes would be my bear. but i'm a girl...and BLS is my dating pool....i wish i was a gay man....

cupcakes

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izzodee544 — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 17:12:05 EST

#1: Is that Corey Feldman?

izzodee544

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the earl grey — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:06:58 EST

#2 = funny

kudos to your writer for keeping on with BSL: I really miss MisShapes & its hard to muster energy each week to look-in here but thanks for keeping the party rolling -

the earl grey

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La Mareada — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 22:59:51 EST

#2:The Family(Prince's JV/second string Revolution) 1985.

La Mareada

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marvel girl — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 22:10:34 EST

#3: I am OFFICIALLY embarassed to be a redhead.

marvel girl

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mattychicago — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:21:32 EST

being young, fashionable and happy is totally lame! you guys are totally lame you stupid youngsters!

mattychicago

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larrydarrell — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:15:51 EST

#5: up with people.

larrydarrell

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minou — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:10:52 EST

#4: rocco?

minou

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SheWalkedWithAZombie — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:08:25 EST

#7. "This photograph makes me want to high-five whoever invented abortions."

That photo made me want to get a preventative abortion. Or at least take post- date-rape morning-after pill.

SheWalkedWithAZombie

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SheWalkedWithAZombie — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:01:28 EST

#3 This is all Judd Apatow's fault.

SheWalkedWithAZombie

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BalknChain — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:59:39 EST

@elijahpollack: It's a joke, some other commenters over the Tawny thing. A whole bunch of us were on the same wavelength-funny stuff!

BalknChain

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kathotdog — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:55:57 EST

#3 The last 3 virgins in New York.

kathotdog

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ElijahPollack — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:51:36 EST

@BalknChain: Who is condemning you to hell?

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Helman — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:42:23 EST

God I love this feature. It makes getting old ok.

Helman

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Ringles — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:38:01 EST

#3 makes me laugh so hard that focusing on something rude to say about that trio is impossible. They beat the system, damn it, they beat the fucking system!

Ringles

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Smitros — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:35:38 EST

@BalknChain:

Gret myndz duz thinks like.

This is part of my campaign to move up from a tenth-tier to a ninth-tier commenter.

Smitros

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MadameDecline — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:35:14 EST

#7 -- wow, the Special Olympics sure throws some rocking after-event parties!

MadameDecline

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BalknChain — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:28:46 EST

@mcginstein: gret myndz

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BalknChain — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:28:29 EST

@elijahpollack: Hiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee! It's Friday! Look at all the peeps condemning me to hell..lol!

BalknChain

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ElijahPollack — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:27:15 EST

#3 - That kid in the blue shirt looks like he still believes in Santa.

ElijahPollack

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mcginstein — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:26:50 EST

#1 Axel Rose is aging well.

mcginstein

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BalknChain — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:26:46 EST

@Ogiri W Surie: beat me, lol!@Smitros: you beat me there, ha!
I've been told to go to hell by at least 3 commenters today. I don't know if I'm flattered or I should..well, go..?..*sigh*

BalknChain

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CodePink — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:22:56 EST

@TheHonJudgeSmails:
DO want to share, too?

CodePink

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Clarence Rosario — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:21:41 EST

#8: Looks like Winona's been shoplifting again.
#6: @BalknChain: Damn you!

Clarence Rosario

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spazandmojo — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:17:48 EST

@BalknChain: damn... i was just about to say something about tawny and #6. beat to the punch!

spazandmojo

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BinkysDream — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:17:23 EST

@BalknChain: Crap! See, didn't read the other comments first...

BinkysDream

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BinkysDream — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:16:09 EST

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Total Tawny Kitaen action there.

BinkysDream

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BalknChain — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:11:09 EST

10. Choire duz not wont
9. Christina Aguilera @ 40
8. Girl George
7. looks like Mini Me is trying to make an awkward appearance
6. Tawny Kitaen you ain't
4. Ghost Hunters would like to investigate the disembodied head in the middle
3. I'm rethinking my stance on red heads
2. Johnny Don't
1. Gunz n Poses

BalknChain

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zibby — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:10:27 EST

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Yeah - the scenario didn't sound that appealing, but she really sells it. Not sure if she could sell the bathroom floor bit, though. It matters not -Excellent work, young lady!

zibby

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Atelier — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:08:38 EST

Its a Honda Accord in #6. Oh and a little bit of my soul dies every friday when I look at these.

Atelier

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hypocriteoath — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:07:36 EST

the previous title for last weeks edition is still aces.

hypocriteoath

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Flashman — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:01:51 EST

#8 - Greatest Wolf Parade tribute tat ever

#2 - If that's the guy I think it is - he works as a lab technician at NYU - he's been rocking that look since '02 - waayyy before POTC came out.

Flashman

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:01:34 EST

@karion: Touche.

@Cesare_the_Somnambulist: I got my cock caught in the fanbelt.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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21370 — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:01:06 EST

#5 I have long thought that anyone who uses the word "party" as a verb is fair game for whatever kind of cruel torture mankind can mete out. It was, is and forever will be one of the clearest indicators that who ever said it is, for lack of a better word, a douche.

21370

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Ogiri W Surie — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:00:36 EST

#9 - Pregnancy is not treating Christina Aguilera well.

Ogiri W Surie

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The Dewd — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:59:27 EST

Thanks for the clarification in the beginning Alex. I didn't want to say anything, but I was always a little confused by the title of this feature. I always thought that "Red States Lose" would make more sense since it seems like these bedazzled assholes are taking over.

The Dewd

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Smitros — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:59:13 EST

#8: How'd you lose all that weight, Boy George?

Smitros

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karion — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:58:57 EST

@TheHonJudgeSmails:

See, and I was thinking if you took his glasses and put them on the guy in the middle, you would have Lodwick.

karion

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Goodbye, Commenters! — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:57:32 EST

@TheHonJudgeSmails: You THINK you want that. But when my good friend Hector taps you on the shoulder and asks you why you are literally all up in his grill, and you open your eyes, and she's not there--

Bummer.

Goodbye, Commenters!

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:56:21 EST

@MercuryPDX: Yes yes yes.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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KarenUhOh — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:55:57 EST

#6: SLIIIIIIDE. K-K-thunk.

KarenUhOh

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MercuryPDX — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:54:23 EST

Is it just me, or does the middle guy in #1 look like he could be Corey Feldman's younger brother?

MercuryPDX

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:54:10 EST

#3 - If you were to remove the glasses from Ronald McRetard on the far left and place them on the face of the oily-faced minor being corrupted on the far right, you would have the little kid from the movie A Christmas Story.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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hypocriteoath — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:53:42 EST

#3 - the thing in the blue shirt better be a girl or get some propecia for alopecia his face.

hypocriteoath

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:50:27 EST

#6 - DO WANT.

TheHonJudgeSmails