Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas - Gawker Comments

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

lizzybennet — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:17:53 EST

@notthatpopular:
That's her husband's name. Smart of her to take, it too. Many have made this error. her maiden name I couldn't begin to recall how it's spelled. Beghnar or Baghngar or something.

lizzybennet

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

hotmethodist — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 13:24:17 EST

@notthatpopular: she's a married lady yo.

I hate saying this but I find her antics so much more entertaining than JA.

hotmethodist

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

EnviousJuno — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 01:04:57 EST

Don't 35 year-old women who spend their time writing to 15 year-old girls online get arrested?

EnviousJuno

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

dotorg greg — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:48:22 EST

Uh, I've been all over that UNHCR site, and I can't find the store anywhere. URL PLEASE? OK THX BUY!

dotorg greg

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

disslexic — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:01:04 EST

Forgive me if I'm the 500th+ person to mention this, but isn't Atoosa a dead ringer for Jigsaw from the "Saw" gore movie series?

disslexic

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

JudithButler — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 19:39:34 EST

@NotJaffo: Here, I'll be trite, racist and sexist: can you imagine the size of her fucking bush?

JudithButler

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

NotJaffo — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:01:05 EST

I wanted to make some kind of "buy a refugee" joke, but everything in my head came out trite and/or racist.

NotJaffo

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

march_of_folly — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:53:42 EST

When I am brought to trial for finally tracking down and strangling this waste of flesh and a rich husband's money, I will use the Gawker defense.

march_of_folly

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

RosemarysBabyDaddy — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:41:20 EST

Atoosa...Medusa....coincidence? I think not.

RosemarysBabyDaddy

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

DorothyMantooth — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:09:20 EST

@LolCait: Oooh! I'm totes sending her a Roomba!

(Also, perfunctory Debbie Downer waah waah to feline AIDS.)

DorothyMantooth

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blix — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:52:17 EST

Hello Kitty has no mouth. No one can hear her scream with despair over Atoosa's feline metaphor.

blix

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VespaVirgin — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:50:35 EST

@LolCait: And when she does a stinky boom boom, her attorney wipes her butt.

VespaVirgin

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

yourshrink — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:45:34 EST

I wish the Toos would stop bringing up the fact that she is an immigrant. It is forcing me to believe that the crazy, right wing might actually have a point about immigration.

yourshrink

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

notthatpopular — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:41:48 EST

@lizzybennet: Rubenstein? Are you sure?

notthatpopular

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

crotchety — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:41:07 EST

@raphaela: What's wrong with her nose as it is?

@hypocriteoath: But the Toos has a better rack than either of those two.

crotchety

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

summeroflove — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:38:54 EST

Are those hobgoblin teeth?

summeroflove

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

lizzybennet — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:30:16 EST

@notthatpopular:
Actually, the Toos is Iranian. Muslim. WHich is better? Worse? Indifferent?

lizzybennet

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

lizzybennet — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:29:42 EST

@Koala325:
Hey baby we dont...have..to shop like a refugee/don't have to shop like a refugee..

lizzybennet

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

olivia2.0 — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:23:29 EST

@LolCait: Damn. You are good. And NOW the metaphor is over-extended.

olivia2.0

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

GraniteInMyVeins — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:18:02 EST

"green" websites + MEOW of approval = something to do with kitty litter.

Who knew the 'toos was anal expulsive?

GraniteInMyVeins

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

Colonel Mustard — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:15:41 EST

@LolCait: And she only comes when she wants to.

Colonel Mustard

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notthatpopular — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:14:59 EST

All this talk about christmas, and Alpha Cats? Alpha Cats! Atoosa is a hebrew. If Art Spiegelman were dead he would be rolling over in his grave.

notthatpopular

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

Randall Tex Cobb — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:04:33 EST

When is Alpha Kitty hunting season opening? We really need to thin the heard.

Randall Tex Cobb

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

koala325 — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:00:32 EST

"But I don't want to shop like a refugee!"

koala325

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LolCait — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:58:44 EST

@collegecallgirl: It doesn't stop there. Atoosa now poops in a (g)litter box and has given herself Feline AIDS. Also, she's scared of certain shadows and the vacuum cleaner.

LolCait

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fiveinchtaint — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:57:59 EST

I'll bet that's one of those short denim jackets she's wearing - the urban matador. Silly. Pointless.

fiveinchtaint

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Goodbye, Commenters! — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:56:49 EST

@collegecallgirl: Actually, I just coughed up a LOLhairball of disapproval.

I can has meowmixed metaphorz?

Goodbye, Commenters!

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

hypocriteoath — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:54:47 EST

I'll say it while everyone else thinks it: I would rather see 24-7 coverage on JA/JL than this god-awful 'thing'.

hypocriteoath

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

collegecallgirl — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:54:28 EST

MEOW of approval? This metaphor just overextended itself.

collegecallgirl

Atoosa Rubenstein's Last Minute E-Shopping Nightmare Before Christmas

raphaela — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:53:35 EST

When is she going to get her nose done? I know that I shouldn't be pushing plastic surgery, especially as a woman, but come on! It would be a public service.

raphaela