- Gawker Comments

Brad Walsh — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:31:19 EST

@wonky: my hero

tryingnotto — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:36:46 EST

[www.pagesix.com]

was it better when I thought this was a fake? Or am I just bitter because the best thing that happened here was free ding dongs?

tryingnotto

TheGreatGazoo — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:45:23 EST

They're tres joli, but are they seaworthy?

TheGreatGazoo

PimpMyCouch — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:18:59 EST

Pfft. Oompa-Loompas are the hot new Christmas accessory. They distract everyone from your own stupid drunken antics.

PimpMyCouch

ZiggyStardust — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:10:45 EST

It is Thursday already? Man, you should see what they do on Fridays-- it's orgiastic.

ZiggyStardust

BalknChain — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:49:03 EST

Don't touch the Froelich's nuts!

BalknChain

blix — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:44:54 EST

So shines a good deed in a weary world.

blix

ThisMilkIsBad — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:41:12 EST

oh, they're just for the daily 5pm midget toss. doi.

ps, does anyone have an extra sombrero?

ThisMilkIsBad

City_Dater — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:39:32 EST

That what she gets for shopping on her lunch hour.
Who hasn't had a drunk Macy's elf try to use her as a human shield while trying to escape Santaland?

City_Dater

plasticene — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:39:24 EST

How can she tell?

plasticene

BettyCrocker — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:37:45 EST

I want a goose that lays gold eggs for Easter! 100 a day! And by the way...

BettyCrocker

JAH — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:34:44 EST

I hope Paula's not turning violet, Violet!

JAH

thebomb — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:25:56 EST

Red and Green faces is an elf costume. Not Oompa Loompa. Big shocker, page six informant mixed up.

thebomb

BLAKELEY — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:20:44 EST

Sure it wasn't Julia Allison?

BLAKELEY

j.blo — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:19:11 EST

"And then Richard Johnson licked the wall and exclaimed: 'The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!'"

j.blo

IBentMyWookie — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:17:24 EST

$20 says that report was sent in by Dunleavy and that Paula hasn't even been to the office today.

IBentMyWookie

Colonel Mustard — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:14:40 EST

Just don't ask Richard Johnson to show you the chocolate river.

Colonel Mustard

Sarcastro — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:13:20 EST

The little people only seem drunk. That way, we bigs will drop our guard and next thing you know all of our doorknobs will only be, like, two feet off the ground.

Sarcastro

buyamerican — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:10:09 EST

a shot at love with paula froelich

buyamerican

CodePink — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:09:45 EST

Oh, good, I'm not the only one seeing Oompa Loompahs today.

CodePink

bess marvin, girl detective — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:09:19 EST

all in a day's work huh paula

bess marvin, girl detective

koala325 — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:07:21 EST

Page Six fact-checkers?

koala325

Amarain824 — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:06:21 EST

I had a roommate who would play the oompa loompa whistle at 3am while I was asleep, just to freak me out. Then one day, I made some kid dress up like one and wake her up...she never played it anymore :)

Creepy...

Amarain824