<![CDATA[ - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[ - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[]]> She's been a little antsy ever since he asked what she'd let him do to her "flower in the back left."

Hythloday

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Cesare_the_Somnambulist: Thanks! Just (trying not to be) doing my job.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Pope John Peeps II: You've convinced me!

@Conbon: Best not to speak ill of Balk now that he's gone.

@the supergoddess: And I didn't even have to draw you a picture.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Furious_George: i have to say that despite seeming somewhat effete, i've heard that dzinc is all about poon.

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @grandmoffbastard: This site has devolved into nothing but spotted dick jokes.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @grandmoffbastard: I'll take some haggis in the rear if you're offering!

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @grandmoffbastard: Hold the mash. If you know what's good for you, HOLD. THE. MASH.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @TedSez: Up to your standards, which are the best.

Goodbye, Commenters!

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Conbon: Who wants a banger in the mouth?

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @the cajun boy: By the by, I caught 5 seconds of JA's ex Dave Zinczenko (sp?) on The Today Show this morning, and holy shit, it seems as if someone's gaydar needs some serious retuning.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[]]> is it because they could never have an actual, in-person conversation but everytime they parted she would find illustrated notes in her pockets not only telling her how she feels but about how maybe they should have done Indian instead of Thai that night and maybe next time not call him "a fucking mime" everytime they "fight" in which their fighting consists of her waving her hands in frustration at his silence and him only responding with blushes, shrugs and downturned eyes?

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @grandmoffbastard: British food sucks.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Some other guy set up a website about her that's aggressive and kind of mean, goes offline every few days for no apparent reason, but clearly took a lot of money to put together. She's dating him now.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[]]> julia allison is newly single patrick. boy, wouldn't that be a love triangle made in interweb hell?!

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I'd make a comment, but at the rate I'm going, someone from the Flower Girl Antidefamation League will rush to chastise me for my lack of sensitivity. :(

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Cesare_the_Somnambulist: Worse. It's Conbon.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[]]> She's doing this to get out of Christmas! Which means... she's actually a dude.

hhpeterson13

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I hope he bought the Extended Warranty.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Paging Jakob Lodwick, Blackbook, College Humor, Vimeo, Good Morning America and Gothamist!

mattychicago

]]> <![CDATA[]]> the only paradise is paradise made up, shamelessly self promoted, and lost. tuning up my violin which only plays sad songs.

jalcon

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Cesare_the_Somnambulist: Josh, just say it isn't Maggie or Sheila!

Goodbye, Commenters!

]]> <![CDATA[]]> WAIT!!!!

How does Josh know this????

Is Camille the "lady" Josh will meet in London in the new year, to start a new life with?

Dude.

Goodbye, Commenters!

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @LolCait: Is your name Gene? Gene Yuss?

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @grandmoffbastard: Ha ha! Great one.

Goodbye, Commenters!

]]> <![CDATA[]]> If creepy subway/internet stalking doesn't work, what will? Oh, roofies.

JorgeLuisGorgeous

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @CodePink: The love we take is equal to the love we make up in the first place.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Apparently she wasn't the girl of his lucid dreams.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Probably because he burned her house down so she'd sleep over.

dorkyparker

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I'm not sure love is ever symmetrical, Patrick. Love her as you choose to love her--how she loves you back is the gift of your love reflecting back onto you. Be well. Go with God.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[]]> She's left him for Jakob Lodwick.

21370

]]> <![CDATA[]]> That's because she wants a man, not a boy. He should have gone 'down under'.

Is anyone acually surprised by this outcome?

SlimShadenfruede

]]> <![CDATA[]]> This is why you should never make a website about a woman before the third date.

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Koala325:
PATRICK: "I wuv oo soooooo much!"
CAMILLE: "Talk to the flower."

Goodbye, Commenters!

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Fuck her, Patrick.
Go gay.
Actually ...
We're at quota, so ...
Well, ....
Sorry.

rod

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I have lost all my faith in completely fabricated, sort of forced, and downright creepy love.

Atelier

]]> <![CDATA[]]> And when does this "breaking" news become broken?

koala325

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Okay, who had December 14th in their office pools? Anyone?

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[]]> That's the flower talking.

koala325

]]> <![CDATA[]]> What a bitch.

JudithButler

]]> <![CDATA[]]> We've been hoodiewinked.

LolCait

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