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]]> <![CDATA[]]> This is so the new "The Hills."

bizasizzalizzyizzo

]]> <![CDATA[]]> saw her sitting in the rain
raindrops falling on her
she didn't seem to care, she sat there and smiled at me!!
Then I knew
(I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew!)
she would make me happy
(happy, happy, she could make me very happy)
Flowers in her hair, Flowers everywhere

(chorus):
I love the flower girl...
oh I don't know just why she simply caught my eye
I love the flower girl...

(chorus)...

I love the flower girl
was she reality or just a dream to me?
I love the flower girl
well i'll show me the way to find a sunny day
(sunny day....)
Fade!

suzyO

]]> <![CDATA[]]> she freaked out when she found out water drains counterclockwise in this hemisphere, and just stopped bathing.

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Guy, what the frig?! Way to ruin things for all the other stalkers. As if there wasn't enough of a stigma, you're gonna add "player" and "commitment phobe" into the mix?

Jesus fuck.

A deep, unwavering devotion was basically the stalker's sole selling point.

Dusty in the Wind

]]> <![CDATA[]]> OK, so now Josh is going to London with Moberg?

Goodbye, Commenters!

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Friends? Are the Viacom permalancers demanding he get benefits?

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[]]> He went to all that trouble to meet her in real life, and then had to follow through, no matter what.

Goodbye, Commenters!

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @LolCait: Actually, I thought the plot of Kangaroo Jack was an artfully constructed postmodernist critique of British colonialism as seen through a neo-Marxist lens.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[]]> He dumped her for Julian Allison...

21370

]]> <![CDATA[]]> No! Wait! They can't break up until she gets implants and he impregnates her sister!

EnviousJuno

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Hythloday: I liken love more to a disease than a lie. A disease that spreads.

SlimShadenfruede

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I guess the other ending didn't test as well.

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Aw, and so close to the holidays. Who gets custody of the subway system?

LatestBy

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Hythloday: How'd you get your hands on the card my mother gave me for my wedding?

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Love is a lie and we are all of us alone in a cold and unfeeling universe.

Hythloday

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @MisterHippity: Are you telling us we'll be finding her ravaged lifeless body in a janitor's closet at the SI Ferry terminal in a couple of days? ('Cause I would probably watch that movie.)

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @MisterHippity: Comments like this make the Moberg posts worth it.

Metcalf

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Sarcastro: LOVES it.@grandmoffbastard: Appropriately, I misread this as "what a whirlwind afternoon of has-beens".

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[]]> He drew a cartoon, and fell in love with it. Now he can't love her; he can only love the cartoon.

The cartoon is under his pillow. It's starting to get faded and worn, and lately, a little moist with his tears. But he still keeps it under his pillow, and won't let anyone see or touch it.

You see, that was the last straw. She found it under his pillow. She asked him what it was doing there. He told her not to touch it. But she didn't listen to him. She picked it up to get a closer look at it. She asked him again what it was doing under his pillow.

Everything would've been ok if she'd only listened to him. But no. She had to go and touch it ...

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[]]> My dreams are mostly nightmares, too.

BinkysDream

]]> <![CDATA[]]> This item is much better when you read it as "He took a dump on her."

Wrath of Farrakhan

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Hez: How about this?

A 'Mo Berg: Only 10% of the gay Jews are visible above the water's surface.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I wondered why you were obsessed with H Lister's love lives, then I realized you were an ILister.

Otto-Reimer

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @MisterHippity: Well, I heard from Lucy in drama class that Patrick like, started seeing Tiffanny? From the debate team? And she like, goes all the way? So he like, totally broke up with Camille in math class by passing her a note that said "Um, yeah, I don't like you anymore"?

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Sarcastro: This Moe Berg is a close second. Better hair, too.
[www.youtube.com]

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[]]> It's like introducing your parents to a first date. For the rest of your life they will ask about that Mike- how is he?
Except the rest of the whole f'ing world is your parents.
Watch and learn peeps.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Hot Foot: do you know what a hotfoot is?

buyamerican

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Hot Foot: "Like a girl on the train, who's invading my brain..."

HeyThereKiller

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Patrick and Camille may be over. But Patrick and the flower--still hot and heavy!

adminslave

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I really did think they were the next Trista and Ryan.

Dave J.

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Are they married yet?

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Musta saw some chick on the LIRR with peroxide in her hair.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @CodePink: The love you make is equal to the love you take as a sign of a burgeoning acting career.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @wonky: She's been getting a lot of mileage out of the "He's Just Not That Into You" episode over the last couple of days.

brian griffin

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I'm not sure love is ever symmetrical, Camille. Love him as you choose to love him--how he loves you back is the gift of your love reflecting back onto you. Be well. Go with God

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[]]> If the don't go on Good Morning American to talk about this, they're sissy.

relunctant entity

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I actually care more about the Basquiat wall now.

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA[]]> nycgirlofmydreamsiloveyoubutyourebringin....com

Soup

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Moe Berg was a Princeton-educate catcher for the Red Sox (among other teams) and an American spy during WWII.

He was cooler than this Moberg kid.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Fuck these twats. Wot about Choire and www.viacompermalancerofmydreams.com? Any updates on that?

shanghaibaby

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Getting dumped via blog is the new getting dumped via Facebook status.

karion

]]> <![CDATA[]]> He dumped her after finally reading the December issue of Black Book.

bigmonkeycar

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Publicist-issued denials are the new disparaging bathroom graffiti.

(And anonymous someones-in-the-know are the new publicists.)

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE!

koala325

]]> <![CDATA[]]> That's not what I heard from Cindy the cheerleader. The Lacrosse jocks are totally spreading that story because he's on the lacrosse team and that's what he told them. But the truth is, she actually dumped him for a guy on the football team.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @LolCait: [Giggling at my desk now]

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I'm not sure if "dump" and "still friends" can remain amicable in the same sentence. There is some bitterness.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Dang guys.. trying to cram as much in as possible before the weekend huh? Yeah, the other people are doing the same thing and cramming as much shit in my inbox as possible. All this news that you guys keep reporting is keeping from performing my actual job. Which I guess isn't really a bad thing.

Intern Kevin

]]> <![CDATA[]]> This is basically the plot of Kangaroo Jack.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[]]> who stays friends? haven't they watch SATC?

buyamerican

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Emily, I simply cannot imagine why you're quitting.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[]]> omgz! we need an mtv 2 hour sunday afternoon special... "patrick moberg reflects" complete with Secondhand Serenade choruses

buyamerican

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I can't wait for the third BREAKING! flash that they both hate each other's guts.

TheBigDoggy

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Oh, Emily. Don't.

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Well, I can top that.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[]]> What a whirlwind of an afternoon this has been.

Moff

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