Rules Of The Game: Text Flirting - Gawker Comments

Rules Of The Game: Text Flirting

Memeshift — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 00:35:04 EST

Q: "So...are you homotextual, heterotextual BItextual?"
A: "Honey, I's just TEXTUAL."

Memeshift

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demetria23 — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:35:52 EST

I've totally initiated a text message break-up. But at least I had the courtesy to check for typos.

demetria23

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ClicheLaMoron — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:32:01 EST

@Furious_George: This is my favorite thing ever said.

ClicheLaMoron

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MisterHippity — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:18:01 EST

u mak me ornry
hormy
i want to guck yoy

MisterHippity

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DorothyMantooth — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:13:16 EST

@DorothyMantooth: Wow, I totally take it back! I *used* to be able to disable predictive text in settings...

DorothyMantooth

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Hez — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:10:32 EST

I save mementoes of my textual harassment so I remember never to do it again.

Hez

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DorothyMantooth — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:04:20 EST

@therealgoogle: Predictive text is very easily disabled in Settings.

But then you have to capitalize your own I's. And that sucks!

DorothyMantooth

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the supergoddess — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:51:22 EST

text is like pizza, even bad text is pretty good

the supergoddess

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byebyebirdie — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:49:08 EST

@dado: Excellent "Roxanne" reference, Sir.

byebyebirdie

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MyCubeHas3Sides — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:42:15 EST

Text Buddies, Friends With Bene-text

MyCubeHas3Sides

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the supergoddess — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:40:07 EST

@Snarktastic: oh you're so welcome! I can has new friend? [www.facebook.com]

the supergoddess

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Snarktastic — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:35:14 EST

@the supergoddess: New Facebook status message: "Snarktastic is darning her magic underwear." Thank you.

Snarktastic

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the supergoddess — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:12:35 EST

@MyCubeHas3Sides: 101 text positions
@FracturedAcetabulum: darning our magic underwear for tonight's fucktext

the supergoddess

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MyCubeHas3Sides — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:08:33 EST

Kama Sutra Text for Dummies?

MyCubeHas3Sides

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MyCubeHas3Sides — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:07:17 EST

@the supergoddess: ohmygodI'msoboredatworkI'mgonnagotextmyselfinthebathroom text --- I'm right behind you...er, um, you know what I mean.

MyCubeHas3Sides

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FracturedAcetabulum — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:05:12 EST

Friday Night Fucktext.

Where's Elijah?

FracturedAcetabulum

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the supergoddess — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:56:59 EST

@MyCubeHas3Sides: eeww, midwestern vanilla text?

titty text, anal text, oral text, ohmygodI'msoboredatworkI'mgonnagotextmyselfinthebathroom text

the supergoddess

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LadlySack — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:54:09 EST

Blumpkin

Sent from my iPhone

LadlySack

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MyCubeHas3Sides — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:50:04 EST

Text Messaging

MyCubeHas3Sides

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Al Navarro — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:49:43 EST

When my wife sees somebody texting a lot, she calls it "heavy texting". She's pretty funny, that one.

Al Navarro

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MyCubeHas3Sides — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:49:15 EST

@Wrath of Farrakhan: I dream of meeting CCG for Text!

MyCubeHas3Sides

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MyCubeHas3Sides — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:48:35 EST

@the supergoddess: Maybe, more like, Small town college split a 12-pack of Old Milwaukee Tall Boys Text?

MyCubeHas3Sides

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Wrath of Farrakhan — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:48:19 EST

I can't believe CCG is missing this textfest.

Wrath of Farrakhan

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the supergoddess — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:45:40 EST

@MyCubeHas3Sides: she didn't like you in that way break-up text?

the supergoddess

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MyCubeHas3Sides — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:40:11 EST

@the supergoddess: Which reminds me of One-Time-I-Text/dated-a-Woman-In-College-And-Then-She-Turned-Into-A-Lesbian-But-I-Don't-Think-It-Had-Anything-To-Do - With-Me-Or-My-Performance (though she IS now married to my male friend M.)-Text.

*eh-hem*

MyCubeHas3Sides

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iamtall — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:36:58 EST

@WONKY
sounds like my type! where do I sign up?

iamtall

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Furious George — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:35:26 EST

@Nellicat: Conbon keeps getting referenced in a lot of my late-night texts, despite the fact that I've never actually met the guy. Weird.

Furious George

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TedSez — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:29:14 EST

When you have finesse, there's no such thing as a thumb that's "too big."

TedSez

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therealgoogle — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:27:26 EST

I just send grunts.

Alternatively you can have one of the techies there follow this tutorial to either destroy your phone, or disable predictive text.

therealgoogle

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the supergoddess — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:27:24 EST

josh, crap - this post inspired me to look at my recent text sex log and SWEET BABY JESUS THE SHAME SPIRAL.
@MyCubeHas3Sides: just that one time in college lesbian text

the supergoddess

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MyCubeHas3Sides — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:23:02 EST

Paid for Text, Cyber Text, Cam2Cam Text, Office Party Text, Pity Text, and Home Alone with the Lube Text.

MyCubeHas3Sides

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the supergoddess — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:22:47 EST

@Furious_George: !!! snarfing fresca...

the supergoddess

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nellicat — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:22:31 EST

@KarenUhOh: I think you're correct. "Get a robber? Why would I want to get a robber? Wierd."

nellicat

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Furious George — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:20:56 EST

Ah, the perils of being a good cook with a gold cock. You never know what people are meaning to say to you.

Furious George

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the supergoddess — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:19:14 EST

@the supergoddess: how could you forget period text?

the supergoddess

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FracturedAcetabulum — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:18:42 EST

@Reluctant Financier: just don't ask it to spell adorable.

FracturedAcetabulum

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the supergoddess — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:18:38 EST

@CodePink: morning text. random text. I really, really regret that text.

the supergoddess

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Reluctant Financier — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:14:21 EST

I don't think I've ever had text/spelling problem since I've gotten my iPhone. Even when I'm drunk texting at 3am it still manages to know what I'm trying to type. But on second thought, maybe I'm giving it too much credit. Maybe it's not so much that it knows what I'm trying to type so much as it is that I just talk about really begnin things. Things along the lines of: 'See Sopt. See Spot run. Run Spot run. Jane sees Spot run.'

Theres really not too much to confuse there.

Reluctant Financier

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KarenUhOh — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:12:05 EST

I'm convinced spelling errors are the explanation for the majority of unplanned pregnancies in the Spears household.

KarenUhOh

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:10:03 EST

Texting errors are allowed. Grammatical email errors are not.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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MyCubeHas3Sides — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:09:24 EST

If I can text you perfectly with my thumbs, think of what I can do to you with my thumbs in person, baby!

MyCubeHas3Sides

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CodePink — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:09:22 EST

Safe text. Make up text. Rough text. Hate text.

CodePink

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the supergoddess — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:08:18 EST

ah, text sex. joshua, next could you address the best way to respond when your friends ask you what exactly you're doing over there and why are you grinning at your phone like a damned fool? thanks, servicey!

the supergoddess

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BLAKELEY — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:08:01 EST

Depends on how hot she is.

BLAKELEY

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buyamerican — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:07:07 EST

you should never answer the first text. then on, answer only once a week. that way you'll seem like a distant asshole and people will flock to you. so bad, but so incredibly true.

buyamerican

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CodePink — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:05:40 EST

@Pope John Peeps II: He just be having some "text" on the side with another lady.

CodePink

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dado — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:04:55 EST

Earn more sessions through sleeving!

dado

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CodePink — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:04:07 EST

I have coined this process "The Textlationship."

CodePink

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Pope John Peeps II — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:03:55 EST

I guess this means Josh isn't going to London.

Pope John Peeps II

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BalknChain — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:03:42 EST

@Reluctant Financier: argh, u r 2 cute

BalknChain

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BalknChain — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:03:24 EST

@Reluctant Financier: tits too cut

BalknChain

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BalknChain — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:03:10 EST

@Reluctant Financier: tats to cute

BalknChain

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Reluctant Financier — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:02:38 EST

*adorable

Ok. I'm done for today.

Reluctant Financier

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Reluctant Financier — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:02:26 EST

*adorabl

Reluctant Financier

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Reluctant Financier — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:02:18 EST

Just so you know.. you're totally adorble

Reluctant Financier

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nellicat — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:02:07 EST

"She likes my ass." 'Nuff said.

nellicat

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fiveinchtaint — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:01:53 EST

Can't you just claim you're into Lolspeak? Or would that be a turn off?

fiveinchtaint

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BalknChain — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:01:49 EST

spanking toe time make me happy

BalknChain

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:01:42 EST

"Homey wheo you makey!"

"You like to see homos naked?"

TheHonJudgeSmails