Shred The Pain Away At Times Square - Gawker Comments

Shred The Pain Away At Times Square

crotchety — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 16:23:18 EST

What I would like to rid the world of, and permanently, not just for the new year, is back buttons that don't work. Like the one on the Times Square Alliance page.

crotchety

Shred The Pain Away At Times Square

dogisdead — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:58:37 EST

Finally! I can rid myself of all those bodies that have been piling up in my closet. You see, I off'ed them Krueger-style, turning them into comic book characters beforehand. No blood, no evidence...TONS of paper cuts, though.

dogisdead

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fiveinchtaint — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:44:10 EST

A good old fashioned book burning right there in the middle of Times Square? I knew my Republican vote would pay off.

fiveinchtaint

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Michael Jahn — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:36:27 EST

@flossy: and Al Roker. Yo Al, you wanna see THIN?

Michael Jahn

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Michael Jahn — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:35:13 EST

@flossy: not to mention all those touristas screaming outside the GMA set every morning.

Michael Jahn

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flossy — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:30:05 EST

This sounds like an elaborate ruse to rid ourselves of the Naked Cowboy once and for all, a cause I heartily endorse.

flossy

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dubiouswonder — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:29:40 EST

i wonder if there is still time to rent a wood chipper and invite my ex-husband.

dubiouswonder

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Nard — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:23:13 EST

Please keep the "Times Square Baby" away from the shredders. We've all seen what happens when she gets near a simple breakdancer.

Nard

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Michael Jahn — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:19:57 EST

can we shred everything built in Times Square in the past decade and bring back filth and decay?

Michael Jahn

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HeyThereKiller — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:16:44 EST

Sk8rbois and Green Day fans are going to be quite upset when they show up...

HeyThereKiller

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Clarence Rosario — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:14:05 EST

Can I bring cheese? Because I've got a shitload of quesadillas to make this weekend.

Clarence Rosario

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Colonel Mustard — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:09:00 EST

Good thing they're doing this. Last year I had them shred my recycle bin and everything's gotten really backed up.

Colonel Mustard

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FracturedAcetabulum — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:08:49 EST

Can I bring my "Disco Duck" record?

FracturedAcetabulum

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TheBigDoggy — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:08:43 EST

I'm saving all my paper for the ticker tape parade we're going to throw after Isiah Thomas gets shit-canned.

TheBigDoggy

Shred The Pain Away At Times Square

nutmeg — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:07:10 EST

I prefer to dispose of all my unwanted documents via Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles villains.

nutmeg