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Hilton Fortune To Go To Charity

faggylittlesandwich — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:37:10 EST

@dweeb: NICE.

faggylittlesandwich

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faggylittlesandwich — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:37:01 EST

@Goodbye, Editors!: She can go into business with Ripple and Delorian Ramada.

faggylittlesandwich

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dweeb — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:14:45 EST

@crotchety: Because since Benazir Bhutto wasn't blonde US Weekly has some column inches to fill.

dweeb

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crotchety — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 16:41:53 EST

"We relayed this from an Australian report back in July-"

And it was old in July. Why is it suddenly everywhere and why now?

crotchety

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Koreanish — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 16:35:24 EST

It also probably means that Conrad knows how to keep them from winning like he did.

But will he now set himself on fire as a final act of contrition?

Koreanish

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richardmarxhatesmyhair — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 16:08:38 EST

Guess now is a good time for the Hilton sisters to finally learn to read.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

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contradicto — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:25:29 EST

@nutmeg: "Stars Get Cancer, Too."

contradicto

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nutmeg — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:16:44 EST

@Colonel Mustard: Ha. No, they just ended up with "White Hairy Palms".

nutmeg

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fiveinchtaint — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:14:33 EST

Praise baby Jesus, this is good news. I hope this doesn't affect my Hilton HHonors® account balance.

fiveinchtaint

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Colonel Mustard — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:13:28 EST

@nutmeg: @LolCait: @bessmarvingirldetective: "Stars Go Blind" is that single by Hootie and the Blow-Up Dolls, right?

Colonel Mustard

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nutmeg — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:09:17 EST

@bessmarvingirldetective: @LolCait: Let's not forget the b-side "Stars Might Need a Root Canal".

nutmeg

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Colonel Mustard — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:02:12 EST

It's too late to kill the weeds by tearing out the roots, Barron, but thanks for trying.

Colonel Mustard

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Goodbye, Commenters! — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:01:44 EST

According to a codicil of the will, Paris will also have to change her last name to EconoLodge.

Goodbye, Commenters!

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TheBigDoggy — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:00:26 EST

Don't shed a tear for poor Paris. If she ever gets into a financial jam, she could sell off a few vintage pieces from her rare dildo collection!

TheBigDoggy

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LolCait — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 14:56:48 EST

@bessmarvingirldetective: Ahh. Fair enough.

LolCait

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ciaomanhattan — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 14:54:42 EST

Robber-Barron, you rule. . .Wait. Grand-papa probably warned his heinous offspring of this years before. So, he's responsible for P-A-R-I-S H-I-L-T-O-N brand. Bastard!

ciaomanhattan

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bess marvin, girl detective — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 14:53:48 EST

@LolCait: the correct title is "Stars Are Blind", but i see what you're trying to do.

bess marvin, girl detective

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dado — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 14:50:55 EST

When it comes to being cut off from inheritances and the like, there is only one karmic correction I want to see. That's right, I'm looking at you Greasy and Gummy.

dado

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PimpMyCouch — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 14:50:41 EST

Well, the Hiltons technically will get to fight over 3%. So, 3% of 2.8 billion is...still a lot more than I will ever see in my lifetime. Ehhh.

PimpMyCouch

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Truculent — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 14:46:39 EST

Remind me again -- what exactly is Paris' business accumen? I picture her in an office with a phone, nothing on the desk but a make-up kit and a copy of People, sitting there chatting with friends and making lunch dates. "Fiduciary duty" and "Paris Hilton" seem to be a contradiction.

Truculent

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 14:45:29 EST

Finally! Someone acknowledging that Paris (and Nicky) don't need the inheritance- I guess their branding's worked after all.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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LolCait — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 14:43:55 EST

Well, they'll sure be living The Simple Life! All they will be able to afford is a House of Wax! How will they pay their medical bills if these "Stars Go Blind"???

(I'm auditioning for US Weekly's Fashion Police.)

LolCait