<![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> I've always just assumed that there's a steady stream of handsome, young (and disposable!) Scientologists lined up for his delectation.

Cthulhah Bankhead

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> Bye Bonnie...

jasonelias

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> @spirit fingers: Almost true. He's dyslexic, so going over scripts again and again would help him.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> @bettycrocker: A miniature Zoolander!

dubiouswonder

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> A Top'n Tell?

Rebellitor

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> @fiveinchtaint: I actually heard he couldn't read, and Kidman had to go over lines with him until he could memorize them, but this may be an urban legend much like his whole being 'straight' thing.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> the scene in 'war of the worlds,' where he's playing catch with his son. nothing more need be said.

larrydarrell

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> @dubiouswonder: Or maybe a wee Ben Affleck?

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> @fiveinchtaint: Same as Dave Zinczenko! Crappy femi-head!

hhpeterson13

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> He looks like a petite Ben Stiller.

dubiouswonder

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> Bonnie's got the gift of gab for sure. I hear Tom, however, is not a cunning linguist. ZING!

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> This is exciting. I've been collecting tabloid issues with the word "gay" on the cover for years now. But lately, it's just been a lot of "who's gay, who's not" issues. This story would obviously be the, um, top issue in my collection.

oneninesevenfour

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> "Men who have had sex with noted hero actor Tom Cruise"

Nicole Kidman?

triplethreat

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> Look at you, Choire! Schooling the children... "gay slang" indeed. Just don't give away everything. Teh "Metrosexuals" are watching...

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> How wonderful for Bonnie that she makes money off these people she hates so much, else the sad twit would have to work for a living.

it takes a lot to laugh

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> This was enough to get me to create an account at HuffPo. I had in mind a comment on the abysmal life of Bonnie. How vile her existence is. The waste of trees and ink.

But it takes 24 hours to activate said account, and I'll have forgotten about Bonnie's existence after this next bong-hit.

rod

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> And so the Bonnie Fuller "accidental" death watch starts... now.

Dusty in the Wind

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> Interview with a Vampire. That is all.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> My favorite "Tom Topper?" Walnuts in maple syrup.

Goodbye, Commenters!

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> Does Beckham help Tom pick out his clothes sometimes? Because he seems so anal like that, friendship-wise.

Arch Noble

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> @HeyThatsMyBike: It's true! That event set the I-love-this-woman-Katie-Holmes-even-though I've-known-her-for-10-minutes-machine into motion.

hhpeterson13

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> I always enjoyed the rumor that Rob Thomas' wife walked in on Rob and Tom going at it. I always figured they must have met at a Napoleonic Bearded One-Trick-Ponies Who Can Fit in my Shirt Pocket Convention.

HeyThatsMyBike

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> @the supergoddess: No mourning from me. I was all like *drool* until I paid attention to the Kenny Loggins song in the background and that just ruined it for me. Now I giggle.

@LolCait: Either or. Or he could superman that ho. Whatever that means.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> ugggh... you pple disguat me... carry on!

Some of My Best Friends Are People

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> Thanks to Tommy Boy's unconvincing hetero-shriek to Oprah, the term "jumping the couch" has replaced "jumping the shark." For that terrific contribution to America's lexicon, we should all be grateful.

TheBigDoggy

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> I can't believe that he lets them live. You're going to have to sneak into a Scientology cemetery if you want to find them.

Pop Socket

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> @LolCait: Or pussy. Wait, was it pussy?

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> He really needs to tame that cunt.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> Tom = Top? Don't be ridiculous. We all know Nicole stuck it to him with a strap on at least once

Reggie Cameron

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> Like searching for hay in a haystack.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> @PimpMyCouch: a moment of silence for the volleyball scene, please.

...

(choire, I love!! the phrase "my stars, woman!")

the supergoddess

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La Cieca

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> Everyone knows Tom's a top. Just ask him.

hhpeterson13

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> What's with Tommy's eyes in that photo? Very Village of the Damned.

@priestess: Totally! "Playin' with the boooooys..."

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> There ought to be a Day-Timer Calendar of this and I say Mr. Ed should be January 1. And 2.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Bonnie Fuller Seeks Gay Star Sex To Destroy Lives!]]> Try the cast of "Top Gun". At least on screen. Male sex disguised as macho bonding!

priestess

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