<![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> LOLOL---funniest comment in recent memory!@dado:

exleysdavenport

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> If Lizzie had advised the Huckbees, that family picture would have been so much easier on the eyes: they would all have been tan and bleach-blond and wearing strapless dresses.

felion

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> looking at the photo more carefully, if you put that wig on Letterman and left him out in the sun ...

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> @PowerBlonde: Boiling in ghee could have a similar effect

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> She MUST be an alien, you can only get that kind of tan near a solar flare.

powerblonde

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> @EddieTheDane: THAT's whose tan she stole. And I was thinking Hulk Hogan.

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> Donatella Versace ran over a group of hoi polloi at a now defunct Hamptons Hotspot?
Where the fuck have I been.
That being said, her rhino-recon came in pretty good...

EddieTheDane

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> If she COULD vote, who? Hill or Bar?

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> @Hot Foot:

Leave.

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> She doesn't look a day over 75 years old.

Rocco Siffredi

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> @pre555soul: Right, that was my question. According to Wikipedia, she "only" injured 16 people.

kentuckienne

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> @In Other News...:

Nope, Phil Spector with his fab hair. Hopefully you don't have the same reaction to Spector as I do to the Grubman pic.

seedy

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> Murderess? Did she actually kill someone with her SUV? I don't remember.

Withnail

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> Julia Allison is soooooooo much more interesting, not to mention infinitely more fuckable.

Hot Foot

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> Hey, guys, the anatomy chart escaped from my biology textbook. Have you seen it?

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> @Chaim Gnadelstein: Unless of course you're from the Chappaquiddick school of participatory government.

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> @Chaim Gnadelstein: That's what I'm saying. If she does it in Coney Island they're all illegals anyway and accustomed to taking abuse.

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> Driving an SUV into a crowd of people is kind of more dictatorial than democratic.

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> Perhaps it's unfair of me, after just slagging on Julia Allison, but I cannot get enough Lizzie Grubman.

Maybe Julia needs to maim some people to make herself interesting.

econdave

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> You can get a tan just like that in Coney Island. It's a lot less expensive than the Hamptons, and the people you run over are less likely to sue.

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> @tewkesbury: Hopefully this opens the door for the indulgences I want to sell from the church I want to start.

Products Will Save Me

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> @Itsjustcatnip: We don't need no aloe, let the self entitled burn!

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> @lolcait: You did it!!

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> @Codepink: Ha!

I feel bad she can't vote, but having her likeness at Madame Tussaud's Marzipan Museum has to be some consolation.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> Mud bunny, mud bunny where have you been?
Mud bunny, mud bunny please think of your skin.


Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> LOBSTER LADY LOBBIES!

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> @Herb Tarlek: That green thing Cybill is wearing.

Sargasm

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> @seedy:

seedy - is that Peter Gammons in your avatar?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> That skin makes me want to put on a wide-brimmed hat, no, a burka.

Herb Tarlek

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> This is what "Carrie" would have looked like had she perished in that gym fire she started.

transomist

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> openly requesting a pardon in exchange for cash is so awesomely 16th-century. Makes me homesick for old Wittenberg.

tewkesbury

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> Well, I guess Bin Laden feels damned stupid now for sending Huckabee that $100 check.

EnviousJuno

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> @Chaim Gnadelstein: Hey, at least her teeth match her hair.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> @tonashideska: i think she's actually translucent and just drinks a ton of Mountain Dew Livewire

buyamerican

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> I wish that everyone everywhere would stop using that picture. Every time I see it I think I would be better off gouging out my eyes...slowly...with a tooth pick.

seedy

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> Oh my gentle Jesus. Does she have a morning routine of full-body chemical peels by bad doctors?

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> Can she also get jail time for stealing Hulk Hogan's tan?

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> @dado: Holy HA HA!
Brilliant!
There is always Da Bears if she's more into football, too.

MyCubeHas3Sides

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> I'm sure it's been said, but if her skin tone hasn't been Photoshopped, then she really should be put down for epidermal abuse.

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> @dado:

Only if she chokes in the clutch. And, in a sense, she has.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> Too bad she can't vote. The "Bright-Orange Entitleds" are a completely untapped demographic.

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> If she mates with the blue guy we'd have a new mascot for the Mets.

dado

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> It's unfortunate that she can't vote. It's an election year where the minority vote is sooo important and given that she's an alien, I'm saddened that her voice will go unheard.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> I just love the pre-cancerous glow of her skin.

tonashideska

]]> <![CDATA[Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps]]> Suffrage for the Oompa Loompas!

BettyCrocker

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