<![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> @What it is: Uhm, yeah. Macon is 2 hours south of Athens, in Central Georgia. It was set to become the capital of Georgia before the Civil War and after Atlanta was burned to the ground, the state decided to rebuild what was left of Atlanta because it was less of a financial burden. Glad you love Athens too.
Brer McBrayer? Is this a real person?

richardmarxhatesmyhair

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> @richardmarxhatesmyhair: Yep, Macon, northern GA. Athens is also in northern GA. I went to school in Athens and totally agree, it's an awesome town. I was informed of Brer McBrayer's status around Athens by a friend of mine who still lives there....not sure which town drunk he is in particular, but sadly, I doubt his local rep will ever surpass the PBR head tattoo guy at the 40watt. Oh Athens, how I love you.

What it is

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> @What it is: I love Athens, the townies and all the drunks. The music scene alone is worth being homeless there for. Better than being a trustafarian faux hipster with daddy's money and no inkling on how to earn money or its value. Plus, more McBrayers can't be a bad thing!

(Also, the McBrayer's are from Macon, which is about 2 hours from Athens.)

richardmarxhatesmyhair

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> My boyfriend and I kept on saying "We've met that guy somewhere before," every time he popped up on the screen. I just recently found out he's from our hometown and is our age. Still cannot figure out when or where we would have hung out with him, but it was eerie finding that out, in a fun sort of way.

My original thinking was that I'd drunkenly taken him home one night years ago and had mostly forgotten about it.

Kakapo

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> @PeenScene: Stop messing with my mind grapes!

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> @IBentMyWookie: C'mon! You can just look at him and tell he does it all the different ways.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> @lolcait: @Valerie Flame: Yays!! Congrats, Valerie!
Has it always been this way, or is this a recent thing?

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> Did the stalker ask him whether he's a real good sex person?

IBentMyWookie

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> @Valerie Flame: Oh hey Valerie - that wasn't a complaint, btw. I promise. I complained a bit last week and it got boring so now I'm all positive and bad jokes!

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> @What it is: I'm from Athens! Which townie drunk is this?

GinaRomantica

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> @fiveinchtaint: No conspiracy. Just my incompetence.

Valerie Flame

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> Ludacrissmas!

Buenavista

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> @GraniteInMyVeins: I'm also a fan of A Jordan Christmas: "Imagine christmas wishes shooting out of your eyes, a candy cake full of snow dreams, a stocking full of smiles. ITS A JORDAN CHRISTMAS!"

What it is

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> @PimpMyCouch: You really should have enough self-loathing to strongly detest someone who reminds you so much of yourself. What is wrong is wrong with you?

PeenScene

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> Here's a sort of sad little tidbit for your mindgrapes:
Jack's from close to Athens,GA where his older, less successful brother can be found bumming around town as the resident failed local comedian and Athens townie/drunk

What it is

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> @Furious_George: I heard it was. Or that it was available somewhere in the internets. Go find it, little buddy!

I love McBrayer. I love Kenneth. I'm probably about 2/3 Kenneth the Page in real life, so I think we have a real connection.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> @Furious_George: Hehe. I honestly don't know... I keep watching the episode where Kenneth throws a party and Liz Lemon has a flashback where Werewolf Bar Mitzvah is playing in the background, Kenneth is Austin Powers and she is Harry Potter. Hysterical!

GraniteInMyVeins

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> @DorothyMantooth: The very same!

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> ** Closes eyes, furrows brow, tries really hard to care **

Nope. Sorry.

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> Jack McBrayer is totes the Miley Stewart to Kenneth's Hannah Montana.

(Sorry. I finally figured out what that show was about morning. And I love analogies.)

tylercoates

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> @GraniteInMyVeins: Is that song on iTunes yet? Because if not, it really should be. I can't wait to be listening to it, like, all day.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> Hey! Valerie Flame as in commenter Valerie Flame?
Sweet.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> @RocketSurgeon: must confess, had my bone licked more than once in the Rambles

PeenScene

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> @PeenScene: It's the kind of place where you'd run into George Michael.

RocketSurgeon

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> Isn't Bone Lick Park just north of Taint Street?

dubiouswonder

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> I thought Central Park Rambles was Bone Lick Park

PeenScene

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> "Werewolf bar mitzvah, spoo-ky, scar-y... boys becoming men, men becoming wolves..."

GraniteInMyVeins

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> @j.blo: Bone Lick Park is not far from Ball Grab Garden, which is incidentally just around the corner from Salmon Cove.

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> Signed,

Jack McBrayer's Publicist

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> I hope they walked over, casually picked up half of his sandwich, and nonchalantly ate it in front of him.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> bearded hipster guy: Alec Baldwin?

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> This post was just way down the page, now it's at the top. Is Gawker employing some sort of digg strategy?

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> He basically played the same role in Talladega nights.

Bone Lick Park, eh?

j.blo

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> But he was outside a BBQ joint, so maybe he's still Southern?

yourfriendandneighbor

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Actors Just Pretending]]> I'd hit that. But only if he wore the page uniform.

procrastinator, esq.

]]>