BREAKING: Lizzie Grubman Can Vote? - Gawker Comments

BREAKING: Lizzie Grubman Can Vote?

maxfield1 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:30:56 EST

She like to go, "Vroom, Vroom!"

maxfield1

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Contempty — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:35:51 EST

Voting, isn't that what the help is for?

Contempty

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Paddington — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:55:59 EST

@MisterHippity:

Awesome.

Paddington

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BGGA — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:08:59 EST

@matukonyc:

A person who has been confined to a federal or state correctional institution, correctional facility, or community residence can have his/her voting rights restored by submitting written proof to a city/town Registrar of Voters or other admitting official of their discharge from confinement and, if applicable, parole. Any fines that were charged in conjunction with the felony conviction must also be paid. The Department of Correction (which can supply a release letter) and the Office of Adult Probation are responsible for notifying people of their rights to apply for voter registration. Release letters can also be obtained from a regional office of the Court Support Services Division.

A person who is currently confined to a correctional institution or facility or to a community residence is not eligible to have his/her voting rights restored.

Anyone who has been convicted of a felony after January 1, 2002 and has been sentenced to probation, not sentenced to confinement in an institution, is able to register to vote. He/She will not lose their right to vote if they are already registered. Anyone who is on parole or who has been convicted of election law violations is not eligible to register to vote.

BGGA

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SylviaPlathWasFramed — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:57:01 EST

You win this time, Huckabee.

SylviaPlathWasFramed

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matukonyc — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:41:38 EST

@the schef:

Except me! I was on five years' probation; and I could vote while on probation. No jury service, though!

matukonyc

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felion — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:16:59 EST

Isn't she from a family of lawyers -- I guess they don't want her to vote any more than I do.

felion

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Truculent — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:59:49 EST

Her face still looks like a scrotum

Truculent

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:56:48 EST

@lolcait:

We should take this on the road.

Chaim Gnadelstein

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de wolfe — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:49:47 EST

a moment of silence for the shark attack-and-lizzie grubman-filled news hole of innocence that was the summer of 2001.

de wolfe

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richardmarxhatesmyhair — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:42:39 EST

Can vote? Yes.
Can read? Nope. Never.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

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pre555soul — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:35:54 EST

Can, but won't.

pre555soul

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BettyCrocker — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:32:01 EST

@MisterHippity:

She who sells BS for cash,
Dared call a working man "white trash".
Then, just when we thought it over,
Mowed down a crowd in her Range Rover.
Now, she orangely emotes
And weeps because she cannot vote.
Will Hamptons and The City be
Freed from her doucheosity?
For tho' her hair doth match her teeth,
I fear her flashing what's beneath.

BettyCrocker

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allyzay — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:13:20 EST

@matukonyc: every last person i've ever known on probation also served jail time.

allyzay

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NotAndersonCooper — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:12:07 EST

@MisterHippity:
Ha, It reads fresh to me.
Got anything on that knucklehead, Gary Condit?

NotAndersonCooper

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the supergoddess — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:10:37 EST

@matukonyc: oh honey, bitch served time.

the supergoddess

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Conbon — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:10:13 EST

What ever happened to Power Girls? Is that what it was called? Is the fact that I don't remember what it was called indicative of its fate?

Conbon

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SlimShadenfruede — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:09:26 EST

Breaking:

Nobody cares about this chick anymore. Pick someone new.

SlimShadenfruede

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Chief Wahoo — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:04:39 EST

@matukonyc: Actually probation is often served in addition to imprisonment, not just instead of.

Chief Wahoo

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Tammany_Fall — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:04:25 EST

Like Paris, she actually looks better in jail.

Tammany_Fall

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Chief Wahoo — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:03:39 EST

Possibly the least attractive woman I have ever met. In every sense of the word.

Chief Wahoo

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the supergoddess — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:59:38 EST

hmm. all that tanning, it burned her eyebrows off!

the supergoddess

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PandoraSpocks — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:58:20 EST

@Colonel Mustard: I was gonna quote Leona Helmsley, but close enough.

PandoraSpocks

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dado — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:56:53 EST

@MisterHippity: That's a tasty thought sausage.

dado

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matukonyc — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:56:24 EST

Parole is not the same as probation. One has to be imprisoned in order to be "paroled." Probation is usually served in lieu of incarceration.

matukonyc

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MisterHippity — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:53:13 EST

@MisterHippity: Oops, last line should start "And" not "She."

MisterHippity

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MisterHippity — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:50:00 EST

@MisterHippity: Hah! I'm kind of proud of that - I just made it up.

Those "seven years out of date" jokes are my specialty.

MisterHippity

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MisterHippity — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:47:33 EST

Lizzie Grubman, in a Rover
Ran a bunch of people over
After that she yelled a curse
She did the same thing in reverse!

MisterHippity

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LolCait — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:46:24 EST

@Chaim Gnadelstein: Caucaged.

LolCait

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:43:15 EST

What ethnicity does she register as?

Chaim Gnadelstein

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Colonel Mustard — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:42:03 EST

Voting is for the Poors.

Colonel Mustard

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tammyfey — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:42:03 EST

Fuck you, orange trash!

tammyfey

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Screen Name — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:37:05 EST

Looking back, I just wish I had known that you didn't have to commit a felony to get out of voting.

Screen Name

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BeaArthur — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:34:09 EST

I'd be surprised if she could actually spell vote.

BeaArthur

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dado — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:30:39 EST

I'd be surprised if she actually ever voted.

dado

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Smitros — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:28:50 EST

LOLFlack?

I can haz franchize?

Smitros

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BGGA — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:27:48 EST

In order to vote, she first has to petition the court to reinstate her rights as a citizen. It's a simple form, but you'd be surprised at how few people actually follow through with it.

BGGA

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:27:39 EST

Well, Hillary Clinton killed Vince Foster, and she's a Senator!

TheHonJudgeSmails

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LolCait — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:23:56 EST

Those almost look like Cindy Sherman photos.

LolCait