<![CDATA[Headlines Of the Damned - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Headlines Of the Damned - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Headlines Of the Damned]]> "You bitch, I told you I was hopeless with my own hair!"

dubiouswonder

]]> <![CDATA[Headlines Of the Damned]]> "My GOODness, yes, that is quite the infected abcess on your neck!"

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Headlines Of the Damned]]> "I'm holding my breath until you all stop voting for Obama."

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Headlines Of the Damned]]> "No, No, I NEVER watch Oprah."

TheUSEFULfailure

]]> <![CDATA[Headlines Of the Damned]]> @FracturedAcetabulum: Heh. I almost reprinted it myself. Because that's exactly what that photo is.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Headlines Of the Damned]]> Richard. I'm plagiarizing one of your previous ones with this, but "Oop. You know what, I just pooped a little bit."

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[Headlines Of the Damned]]> "Just remember...I don't always lose at Scanners."

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Headlines Of the Damned]]> So when the fuck is she going to find time to iron my shirt? Barry coulda had that sucka starchy smooth by now.

PeenScene

]]> <![CDATA[Headlines Of the Damned]]> Mahnah mahnah.

EnviousJuno

]]> <![CDATA[Headlines Of the Damned]]> "Hillary Clinton: Tidying Up America, One Drawer at a Time."

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Headlines Of the Damned]]> "I am melting your resistance with my brain!"

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Headlines Of the Damned]]> "OMG, Albright's standing right behind me, isn't she?"

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Headlines Of the Damned]]> "Whenever I get upset, I just pretend like a cute little bumble bee just landed on my nose."

JudgeFudge

]]> <![CDATA[Headlines Of the Damned]]> "Cookies. They wanted me to stay home and bake COOKIES?"

PandoraSpocks

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