<![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @Mary Mouse: What do you mean by the magnets commentary?

EncephelanetRepairHelperGuy

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> Mel: "I stalk them everyday!@Pope John Peeps II:

rudeboy7969

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> Well, at least there will always be a place for her at the Dairy Queen...

winniemc

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @collegecallgirl: I told you, I just needed you to get my keys! I was too busy thinking of which column I'd put you in on my excel spreadsheet! Besides, I was negging you all night, I thought it was time for some kino escalation.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @Cheap Shot: thanks!

@Pope John Peeps II: Maybe I'd hold your hand more if you didn't always try to push it onto your crotch.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @collegecallgirl: I'm not weeping cause you won't be there to hold my hand, for your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @collegecallgirl: good post. like your blog.

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> Also, I have just this minute realised that it was Jemaine in those Outback Steakhouse ads I used to laugh at so much..."Not good enough, Mum!"

Mary Mouse

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @collegecallgirl: yah, my right middle finger is weak from flipping so many people the bird. No k for me today. For me it's the eepie ats

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> Just don't stand next to any big magnets, everyone.

Mary Mouse

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @collegecallgirl: @Pope John Peeps II: @collegecallgirl: @Pope John Peeps II: @collegecallgirl:

I couldn't help but follow your verbal foreplay. I'm eagerly anticipating the next installment.

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @Pope John Peeps II: The moment you misspelled knew, that's when I wanted to leave.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @collegecallgirl: The moment you said you wanted to leave, that's when I new you were leaving.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @SinisterRouge: You'd think, but no.

Valerie Flame

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @Cheap Shot: @elizabethm: I just posted about my Jemaine crush.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @Pope John Peeps II: You knew I just wanted to leave?

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @elizabethm: @What it is: I watched like 8 episodes this weekend so it's all fresh in my head.

My wife admitted to me that she has a tv character crush on Bret. Is that completely bullshit? She has a thing for the real guy because that IS his character. Do people really have TV crushes? Would someone want to screw Urkel? Screech? help!!!

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @PimpMyCouch: The whole season is magical! But the Bowie to Bowie video..........pointy nipple antennae, amazing.

What it is

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @collegecallgirl: Yep me too. All of a sudden - more reruns to watch (well, not too all of a sudden. Thanks writers of America!) But these are the good reruns. I know everyone has crushes on Bret and Jermaine but I kind of have a thing for Murray.

elizabethm

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> Saw Moby as I enjoyed my brunch at Kate's on Ave B.

Would've been more excited to see him if I wasn't already annoyed at the rate of gentrification of Alphabet City.

andheartss

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @collegecallgirl: That's also what she says when she's trying to get out of a really awkward date.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @Cheap Shot: I think I have to go to YouTube now.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @collegecallgirl: I think this is my new mantra:

David Bowie: Oh, the media monkies and their junky junkies will invite you to their plastic pantomine... throw their invites away.
Bret: I'm not really sure what you're talking about.

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @theobviouschild: Haha! I did know her but I chose not to 'stay'.

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @Pope John Peeps II: And how about how concerned Bowie sounds when Bret tells him the eye patch screwed up his depth perception? "Oh...Oh no..." I was doubled over laughing.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @Cheap Shot: Do you know Lisa Loeb?

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @collegecallgirl:
Bowie: And one more thing. Get an eyepatch.
Bret: wha?
Bowie: Get. An. Eyepatch.
Bret: oh, i've got an eyepatch.
Bowie: Good, then wear it. (singing) wear the eyepatch bret, wear the funky funky eyepatch!






Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @PimpMyCouch: That's pretty Frea-kay, Bret.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> I went to college with Parker and she was always friendly even though the thespians there were inclusive.

Met Moby at a party once and have to say he seemed nice/humble as well. He surprisingly isn't as scrawny and weak as people make him out to be. He probably plays it up for the ladies though.

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @bifteck-frites: Those are delish.

mcginstein

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @Pope John Peeps II: I too just watched the first few episodes last week. "Do you want to borrow my jumper, Bowie?"

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @Pope John Peeps II:

Excellent work. Also, Valerie Plame? Also well done.

karion

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @Pope John Peeps II: You mean "Brit" and "J'maine"

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> @Pope John Peeps II: Yay! I watched the whole first season this weekend. Hilarious, especially Dream Bowie.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> I imagine that Parker Posey circa Waiting for Guffman was craving more of a "how's your father" than a "hello neighbor."

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> Jermaine: We go walking around at night all the time and nothing ever happens to us.
Murray: Well that's ridiculous! Anything can happen! You could be murdered! Pickpocketed! Bump into people. You could be ridiculed!
Jermaine: We've never been ridiculed.
Murray: Really? It happens to me all the time. It's always "hey! uh. Ginger balls!"
Jermaine: Oh that was Bret.
Bret: Yah, that was me.






Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> I also saw Parker Posey this weekend: she was at Corner Bistro waiting for a table on Friday night with a male friend. Hope she got a Bistro Burger.

bifteck-frites

]]> <![CDATA[Parker Posey's dying to be your BFF]]> Isn't that Fairuza Balk?

SinisterRouge

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