<![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Pee Wee Herman tossed off 'Dream Sickle' video set in Abu Dhabi.

WordSalad

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Lindsay has fat ankles. You know what THAT means.

pezkills

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Linday's like "Shit, Jesus Freakin Christ, can't I just do my blow in the dressing room already", Boyfriend is like "wow, this is sort of cool and VIP" and Shopkeeper is like "Scram, To the Left, Bitches"

AfroGuapo

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> LA Toddlers Play "Queer Eye," Interrupted By Parents

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> that shopkeeper is way too zaftig

clandestino

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Dior salesperson balks at Lohan request to shorten couture dress "to here".

Scooter34

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> We've secretly replaced Dior salesperson Joachim's Italian Countess customer with Lindsey Lohan. Let's watch....

Scooter34

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> "Shut Up! I did not bite your arm and scream brains! I'm alive, ALIVE!"

dcunstrukt

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Geez, Bernie, I don't know if letting Bravo remake "The Mod Squad" was a good idea after all.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> @PimpMyCouch: Haven't decided! Lohan's got a good mannequin look going, but I really think she should be 'Muffy'.

nutmeg

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Lohan Attends New Trainee Orientation at The Limited. Lesson One: Ignoring Customers With Flourish, Gayface.

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> "Help me! It's your turn to deal with orange celebrities!"

City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Lohan Photographed In Tights, White Aviators, Downward Spiral Continues Unchecked.

Koreanish

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Lack of "popped" collar, spray-tan cost shopboy starlet's patronage, lamentations ensue.

megnificent

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> "I, Wonder Woman, challenge you to a battle of Bullets and Bracelets!"

La Cieca

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> @fiveinchtaint: FTW!

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Gayface, much?

iplaudius

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Dior Employee Busted Making Salmon Cove, Cocaine Deal

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> No. You no can haz my gebril!

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Lohan trades in her best gay for Jude Law look-alike.

Dorkus_Interruputus

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Mi mi mi mi mi! Oh I wish I never had to go to rehab, that is what I truly wish could be. Oh I wish I never had to go to rehab, then I could stay high as Brit-ney! (sang to the tune of the oscar mayer song, of course).

shiningstar

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Helpful Shopkeep demonstrates new red carpet sashay for Lohan

@nutmeg: OMG! But who's Jeff?

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Lohan's Boyfriend's Shoes Untied

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> "And we will walk through the fire..."

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> This is like a gay version of Michael Jackson's "Bad" video:

Because I'm Fab, I'm Fab-
Come On
(Fab Fab-Really, Really Fab)
You Know I'm Fab, I'm Fab-
You Know It
(Fab Fab-Really, Really Fab)






emperor_of_i_scream

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Lohan Channels the Late Leona Helmsley by Informing the Help: We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.

Reluctant Financier

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Fashion disaster pileup on rodeo drive claims three lives. News at 11.

bittergreen

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> @nutmeg: . . .Shout it loud and clear!

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> "That dude had his hand up inside her this far in the dressing room just now."

GeorgeBabbitt

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Viva Los Angeles

Curse_of_NursePornstein

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> @Clarence Rosario: Perfect.

Obviously Not Omniscient

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Shopkeeper Immediately Regrets Honest Answer To "Does My Ass Look Fat In These Pants?"

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Today's Special Re-Cast and Updated for Modern Audiences.

nutmeg

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Costumer For Lindsay Lohan's New Video Quits Upon Learning Theme: Wet T-Shirt Contest For Pregnant Ladies

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> I'm beginning to think this guy might be the new boyfriend because if he were her main gay, he'd surely advise her to stop painting herself orange.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> "Wrong Lohan, bitches!!!

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> This Hand Gesture Is Italian For "Get The Fuck Out Of My Store"

Obviously Not Omniscient

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged with Harboring a Terrorist.

Reluctant Financier

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> "Tell them, Donnie! It's Hollister, not Forever 21!"

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Look! It's the international sign for eat my coke pants.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> Maroon 5 video or art?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Local Teen, Probable Gay, Charged With Harboring A Terrorist]]> "It's like, motherfucker, I'm disappointed in your eardrum-shattering attempt to hit that high C."

Sarcastro

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