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trojanhorse — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 14:29:03 EST

Princeton Offers Free Tuition - No Takers.

trojanhorse

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pezkills — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:20:41 EST

"I been constipated since Dec. 14. Somebody HELP me!"

pezkills

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Creepmouse — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:46:57 EST

Cornel West: scholar, activist, model for The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy's version of Dracula.

Creepmouse

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thatchap — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 21:48:18 EST

Oh God, oh God. Did you guys just put up a post describing Cornell West as a caveman? Al Sharpton doesn't read Gawker but he's already furious and he can't figure out why.

thatchap

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zibby — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 19:27:05 EST

POOL'S CLOSED

zibby

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Seeräuber Jenny — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:10:31 EST

@TedSez:

He regrets taking the Red Pill.

Seeräuber Jenny

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Lysergic Asset — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:02:51 EST

@Steverino: I my book, it's quite an accomplishment.

Lysergic Asset

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Steverino — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:57:21 EST

Cool, thanks, lol. That may be the highlight of my day. Seriously.

Steverino

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In Other News... — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:52:10 EST

@TedSez:

Is that a premium download on iTunes, dude? Dudette?

In Other News...

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TedSez — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:43:39 EST

I'm the professor of rap
The academic of cool
And you know that I don't
Suffer no fools
I know a lot more
Than most people know
I was in The Matrix
Yeah, you better say "Whoa!"
Someday I'll have a Grammy
And a big Nobel
And then you Harvard haters
Can go straight to Yale
But then I'll just keep rappin'
To expand your knowledge
'Cause I'm the biggest pimp
At any college!

TedSez

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Lysergic Asset — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:40:08 EST

@In Other News...: Hairdresser -10, Anger Management Coach -27

Lysergic Asset

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fileunder — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:33:58 EST

@In Other News...:
wow, i didn't see that there!

fileunder

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In Other News... — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:31:39 EST

Haberdasher 1, Milliner 0

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In Other News... — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:30:26 EST

"McCartney? I'd Wager On Yoko."

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Lysergic Asset — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:29:34 EST

@Tammany_Fall: That wins my vote. Fan-fucking-tastic!

Lysergic Asset

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iplaudius — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:21:06 EST

@dola: Casual racism, like casual sex, is just not as satisfying as when you do it with love, don’t you think?

iplaudius

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Tammany_Fall — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:19:58 EST

"There is TOO a fucking spoon!"

Tammany_Fall

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RocketSurgeon — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:16:30 EST

@theobviouschild: You kids are having your own little FF over there. Nice.

RocketSurgeon

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Lysergic Asset — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:15:53 EST

@lolcait: And we miss you there, but I can see you're quite busy.

Lysergic Asset

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Lysergic Asset — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:15:20 EST

With My Pocket Watch/Time Machine, I Can Undo Miscegenation
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(I'm biracial - white/black - so pls save your hate mail for a worthier cause)

Lysergic Asset

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LolCait — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:14:26 EST

@theobviouschild: Holy Non-Marxist Socialists! She's still going?!?

Amazing!

LolCait

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Lysergic Asset — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:11:39 EST

@lolcait: I just posted a Foxymoron about Cornel West at 1:34 pm today. I have no idea how to use my newfound psychic powers.

Lysergic Asset

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dola — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:09:50 EST

@iplaudius: I thought it was supposed to be casual racism. You twits are so paranoid these days! Relax, you're still comfortably anonymous.

dola

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BaconCat — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:08:34 EST

Cornel West held back by watch chains of oppression.

BaconCat

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LolCait — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:56:08 EST

@iplaudius: Yeah. To me it's the same thing as saying Robert Redford looks like Sally Jessy Raphael. Equal opportunity!

P.S. Thanks. Hopefully I'll have play done someday soon.

LolCait

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iplaudius — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:50:43 EST

@lolcait: Sincerely: I’m kidding. But I expect someone else will complain about “Buckwheat,” “scholarship,” “his ‘scholarship’,” the black-hair jokes, “Uncle Tom,” and so on.

P.S. I’ve been enjoying your posts and, as always, your comments. I hope I will get to see your play-/screenwriting performed some day soon.

iplaudius

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Dorkus_Interruputus — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:48:42 EST

Cornell Reverses His Position on the Oppressiveness of Watch Fobs.

Dorkus_Interruputus

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guevara284 — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:43:34 EST

Cornell West Puts a Hex on White Folks.

guevara284

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Steverino — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:43:05 EST

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JNOV — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:38:52 EST

I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

JNOV

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LolCait — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:35:09 EST

@iplaudius: Serious? Kidding? (Being sincere)

LolCait

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SlutsorNuts — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:34:18 EST

Tired of Willard stealing his thunder, Gene Shalit expands his horizons.

SlutsorNuts

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fiveinchtaint — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:34:04 EST

"RAAAHHHR!"

fiveinchtaint

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Bell County — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:30:47 EST

@RocketSurgeon: Nice... I couldn't figure out what to do with Douglass. Emily and Michelle late to arrive at awards show?

Bell County

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iplaudius — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:29:54 EST

BTW, @everybody: Racists! Where is noasalira when you need her to cry foul?

iplaudius

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emperor_of_i_scream — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:29:25 EST

Cornel West to Tom Wolfe: "Do you wear an inexplicable white quasi-neck warmer with your suits? I didn't think so."

emperor_of_i_scream

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nicfugless — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:21:31 EST

Uncle Phil Grows Fro, Is Angry at Will's Latest Hyginx

nicfugless

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RocketSurgeon — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:19:40 EST

Reanimated corpse of Frederick Douglass hates long awards shows.

RocketSurgeon

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JudgeFudge — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:18:55 EST

I was the orignal guitar player for T.V. On The Radio, before they replaced me with that other guy!!!

JudgeFudge

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GeorgeBabbitt — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:18:19 EST

Clarence Williams III Angered that Mod Squad Reunion Flick Shelved.

GeorgeBabbitt

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SarahHeartburn — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:16:30 EST

"......TIE......TOOO.......TIGHT!!!!"

SarahHeartburn

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iplaudius — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:15:11 EST

Classy, as always. (Larry Summers could never pull off a tuxedo like that.)

iplaudius

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JudithButler — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:15:02 EST

[Cornel West] just realized what his Harvard colleagues really think of his 'scholarship'

JudithButler

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dubiouswonder — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:14:16 EST

Cornell West Rehearses for New Role as Effie in Dream Girls

dubiouswonder

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BalknChain — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:14:05 EST

Cornel West Gets all Pulp Fiction on Our Asses asking, "Does this look like dead _____ to you?"

BalknChain

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Cheap Shot — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:13:58 EST

The Don King/Spike Lee gene slicing experiment is a success!

Cheap Shot

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tiptopshape — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:13:14 EST

Malcolm Gladwell has really let himself go.

tiptopshape

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JudithButler — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:11:38 EST

Come hear Uncle Tom growl

JudithButler

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Bell County — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:11:20 EST

Blacula remake sweeps BET Awards.

Bell County

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MercuryPDX — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:09:25 EST

Don King very angry with his Queer Eye makeover. Swears revenge.

MercuryPDX

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scroll_lock — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:06:33 EST

@Smitros: HAH!

scroll_lock

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fiveinchtaint — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:04:36 EST

Cody ChesnuTT Goes Back To His Roots

fiveinchtaint

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Smitros — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:03:46 EST

Don't make me get postmodern on your ass.

Smitros

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tewkesbury — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:03:00 EST

Cornel West forgets that Beano must be taken BEFORE the meal.

tewkesbury

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Colonel Mustard — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:01:04 EST

Blaxploitation Werewolf Loose In Nation's Capital!

Colonel Mustard

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mathnet — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:00:43 EST

Mrs. West Pissed Teacher Didn't Use Comb Sent With Her Son On Picture Day

mathnet

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Steverino — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:00:38 EST

Buckwheat Gives Commencement Speech at BET University

Steverino

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scroll_lock — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:00:09 EST

Cornel West Will Pull This Car Over If You Kids Don't Stop

scroll_lock

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SchmatSchmaymon — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 15:58:53 EST

Actually, Black Might Crack

SchmatSchmaymon

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Steverino — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 15:58:47 EST

Cornel West Pissed He Wasn't Featured in Styles' Vest Article

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CodePink — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 15:58:43 EST

I Just. Want. To Read. More. BOOKS! No TV. BOOKS!!!!

CodePink

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WileyPeyote — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 15:57:59 EST

If I hadn't met him in person once and just loved the guy, I would NEVER believe he is anything less than Rasputin mashed together with George Clinton and a soupcon of Eraserhead thrown in the mix.

WileyPeyote

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mathnet — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 15:57:22 EST

@mathnet: um ski poles?

mathnet

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mathnet — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 15:57:01 EST

INVISIBLE SKEZ!!11!1!

mathnet

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nutmeg — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 15:55:46 EST

I. Want. My. CHOO-CHOO TRAIN!

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GoodGod — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 15:54:32 EST

How many years has he written for The New Yorker?

GoodGod