<![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> Didn't she sell Oxygen along with rest of the partners to NBC/Universal?

edithdoll

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> You get a network! And you get a network! Ev-ry-body gets a network!

Badupbomp

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> Get it O! DH has been declining so good riddance and I lost a lot of respect for her because of Bad Girls Club

lovely nigerienne

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> NOOOO Please don't take Discovery Health away from me. Seriously, with the strike I live for Mystery Diagnosis and the various "Check out this freak disease" shows. I need my primordial dwarf fix!
Oprah, please don't make me hate you. I'm a white woman. It's against my nature.


HeyThatsMyBike

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> She's gonna show you her O face.

mcginstein

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> I don't have any children but I am pretty sure I can block that channel.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> Next is buying the UN building and putting her name and photo on it.

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> Oh, for fuck's sake. Will it ever end?

gladys_kravitz

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> i gotta by stock in this *tihs.

off_the_record

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> Kill me. Kill me now.

dinergirl

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> @NobodyLikesMe: Will she think about trying to hire the 70 or so people Oxygen laid off last December? Or did she buy each of them a car?

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> In a previous incarnation, Lifetime was a Harlequin romance.

Smitros

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> @the supergoddess: I think she's just trying to bring her deeply held, secret belief in reincarnation to the masses. In her last, not-superlative life, she was "Mama" Rose Thompson Hovick.

SchmatSchmaymon

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> I'm so glad - the Oxygen Network was such a hit

NobodyLikesMe

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> @MattGaymon: my friends and I watched that damn orpah's favorite thing episode like 90 times over thanksgiving and still cannot stop hollering at one another "TO... YAH BEST LIFE!"

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> Will she also be doing predation programming?

Smitros

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> @mathnet: PWNED!!

SchmatSchmaymon

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> She wants you to live you best life. Now, dammit! Get off that couch! No watch more TV! Now get off the couch! More TV! Now!

SchmatSchmaymon

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> Someday we will all be paying an orgasm tax to Oprah, because she will have taken ownership of the phrase and concept known as "The Big O."

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> Is she the world's #1 most powerful Scientologist? (...joke...)

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> I heard the best joke--you guys are gonna love this!

Pete Wendt's station will totally take hers.

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah Moves Towards Total World Domination]]> I can't wait for the VaJayJay Hour!

Cheap Shot

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