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Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

MOONYAP — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:57:38 EST

Bob Sagat greets fans, attempts to catch fleeing female.

MOONYAP

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

Freegan — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:13:39 EST

Did they Puree' the veggies?

Freegan

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

WestYank — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:25:16 EST

I like how he makes her carry the bag and doesn't allow her a coat. Hey, plagerizer, it's winter!

WestYank

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

pezkills — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:15:55 EST

She's got Suri in that huge purse. I just know it. They have successfully smuggled that poor child out of Scientology! The Seinfelds are just one stop on a huge Celebrity Underground Railroad. Godspeed!

pezkills

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

PimpMyCouch — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:56:34 EST

"Hah! Tom and Katie slipped out the back! Fooled you!"

PimpMyCouch

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

emperor_of_i_scream — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:42:38 EST

"I have this many hundred-million dollars."

emperor_of_i_scream

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

Steverino — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:30:27 EST

@nutmeg: gets my vote

Steverino

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

nutmeg — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:28:23 EST

@nutmeg: Wife Flees in Terror.

nutmeg

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

nutmeg — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:28:03 EST

Jerry Seinfeld Winds Up for World's Hardest Ass Slap

nutmeg

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

Scooter34 — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:20:35 EST

Seinfeld sheepish after learning at dinner with Cruises that cost of Robo-bride far less than lawsuits, Oprah shoes, buying off girlfriend's husband.

Scooter34

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

heartbreakturnip — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:59:14 EST

"See, no hair!"

heartbreakturnip

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

heartbreakturnip — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:58:57 EST

"Secret to Seinfeld's Success: Grossly Mismatched Hands."

heartbreakturnip

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

miam-miam — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:54:02 EST

Jerry's sneakers remain in the possession of "Mom and Pop," Wife's Louboutin's not stolen

miam-miam

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

Sally Tomato — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:43:04 EST

"Try the veal"

Sally Tomato

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

CaptainFantastic — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:38:08 EST

@Cheap Shot: Yes, those are the most boring and unscuffed shoes I've ever seen. I tried to come up with a caption re: them, but couldn't, luckily for all.

CaptainFantastic

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

fileunder — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:32:22 EST

FDA Celebrity Spokesman Urges Americans to Eat Five Servings of Fruits and Vegetables a Day.

fileunder

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

Sigerson — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:17:40 EST

It's gold, Jerry! Pure gold!

Sigerson

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

dado — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:12:35 EST

Woodwork Whacko wrangler walks without wife while waving.

dado

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

Cheap Shot — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:08:32 EST

Love his comfy middle aged shoes there.

Cheap Shot

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

BettyCrocker — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:08:14 EST

Plagiarism: Not That There's Anything Wrong With That!

BettyCrocker

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

KarenUhOh — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:07:06 EST

"Isn't she great? I ordered her out of J. Peterman."

KarenUhOh

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

mrx5000 — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:05:07 EST

Jerry awkwardly waves hi to old buddy Michael Richards, pushing a shopping cart out of Central Park and hitting up his Seinfeld co-star for a spare sandwich or piece of fruit

mrx5000

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

PeenScene — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:02:16 EST

not a caption suggestion, but note the shoe-gifting queen is wearing Christian Louboutins

PeenScene

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

Steverino — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:58:31 EST

Seinfelds Exit Sfoglia, Rush Home to Finish "Smoglia Cookbook"

Steverino

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

Bellyboop — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:57:17 EST

The red soles of the Laboutin shoes Mrs. Wife is wearing scream hatred and fuck you bitches.

Bellyboop

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

aeebee — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:55:33 EST

Bee Movie awful; Seinfeld attempts to block as angry fan hurls Festivus wreath.

aeebee

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

Steverino — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:55:15 EST

Jerry Seinfeld Terrified of Wife's Louboutins

Steverino

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

Truculent — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:52:46 EST

She's got the last marble rye in the bag

Truculent

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

EncephelanetRepairHelperGuy — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:52:17 EST

She is striking a yoga pose

EncephelanetRepairHelperGuy

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

fiveinchtaint — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:51:20 EST

"Sorry, can't stop! We're buzzzzing off to get our 'Bee Movie now on DVD!' Junior Bacon Cheese Burger Meal from a Wendy's near you!"

fiveinchtaint

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

Bellyboop — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:50:24 EST

Seinfeld: Hat on head, balls in wife's shopping bag.

Bellyboop

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

nikaoh — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:48:38 EST

"there's LOBSTER in these eggs???"

nikaoh

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

TedSez — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:48:35 EST

All right, that's it for me, Earth. You've been great. Goodnight everybody!

TedSez

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

Steverino — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:47:17 EST

He's Got Hand, and He's Gonna Need It

Steverino

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

musiczagat — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:46:57 EST

Deceptively Delusional

musiczagat

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

IndianSlipper — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:43:07 EST

Is he wearing pleather?

IndianSlipper

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

Colonel Mustard — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:43:00 EST

@Colonel Mustard: "Follows", dumbass.

Colonel Mustard

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

Colonel Mustard — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:42:45 EST

Seinfeld Follow Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

Colonel Mustard

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

SchmatSchmaymon — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:42:32 EST

I think he's trying to say, get the bouillabaisse.

SchmatSchmaymon

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

Dorkus_Interruputus — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:40:42 EST

Jerry Loses Spongeworthy Status; Forced to Walk Six Paces Behind Plargarist.

Dorkus_Interruputus

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

TheHonJudgeSmails — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:39:31 EST

"Sorry, Rabbi Weisenstein!"

TheHonJudgeSmails

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

overunderover — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:38:53 EST

l'chaim!

overunderover

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

JojoSaysNo — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:37:20 EST

Mentally Handicapped Tourist Sez: I Eated FIVE PIES!!!!

JojoSaysNo

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

guevara284 — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:35:39 EST

@Codepink: HA!

guevara284

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

lawyergay — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:35:38 EST

"KSW motherfuckers!"

lawyergay

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

Scooter34 — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:35:38 EST

Seinfeld ruefully acknowledges he is no longer king of his castle.

Scooter34

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

Steverino — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:35:28 EST

"Seinfeld, party of 2?"

Steverino

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

guevara284 — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:35:26 EST

Jerry thanks paps for tips on forthcoming Madonna diet book.

guevara284

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

CodePink — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:35:22 EST

What's The Deal with Waving?

CodePink

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

CodePink — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:34:40 EST

HA-ha. That's hysterical.

CodePink

Seinfeld Follows Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

hypocriteoath — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:34:10 EST

scientology be praised!

hypocriteoath