Cheer Up - Gawker Comments

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stop complaining about gas prices — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:48:52 EST

Chris Crocker would wear a seafoam American Apparel shirt.

stop complaining about gas prices

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Gwinny — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:26:08 EST

Is Britney referencing him in the song - and then he is lipsynching the song back to us?

Oooh, how meta!

Gwinny

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Bellyboop — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:48:09 EST

Wow. I always enjoy it when losers play pretend at home and videotape it for the world to see. Does Gawker have to help keep this idiot famous?

Bellyboop

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Badupbomp — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:19:37 EST

@lolcait: It was either this or Sheila's "Death Becomes Them" piece. Cheap but cheerful!

Badupbomp

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TheUSEFULfailure — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:40:15 EST

He must live in the only trailer park with a recording studio. And I hate gender illusionists that wear cheap shoes, it betrays a lack of total commitment.

TheUSEFULfailure

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Ed — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:35:21 EST

He's such a HERO!

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VoxPopuli — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:17:45 EST

Jesus Christ Faaaabulousstar!

He's got the Jesus diaper/loincloth, but not the Jesus six-pack abs yet. Keep working on it, dear.

VoxPopuli

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Michael Jahn — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:14:37 EST

Isn't Nancy Spungeon DEAD?

Michael Jahn

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izzodee544 — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:14:06 EST

@BadUncle: that was brilliant.

izzodee544

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amplesufficiency — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:06:20 EST

Well, my Heath Ledger confusion and pain is eclipsed by a completely different breed of confusion and pain now, at least.

amplesufficiency

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LolCait — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:58:23 EST

@La Cieca: Yeah, it's a couple weeks old. I figured we needed it, though. What, at a time like this...

LolCait

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La Cieca — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:56:30 EST

Isn't this video about a month old?

Anyway, the cool kids don't care about Chris Crocker anymore. They're watching Izzy Anderson.

[YouTube]

La Cieca

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Koreanish — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:54:43 EST

Ha! I love the shot of his mom in the mirror. Or whoever that is, watching him.

Koreanish

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LoLcrabs — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:51:56 EST

I tipped gawker off to this last night, b/c when I was watching porn on Xtube it was already making the rounds...shudder.

LoLcrabs

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StrawBerryShortCake — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:47:55 EST

@Nard38: yeah that happens to me everytime i try to watch project runway

StrawBerryShortCake

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BeAgrestic — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:47:44 EST

@StrawBerryShortCake: I'm so happy I'm not the only one who noticed he was rockin the hairless chihuahua look.
@NefariousNewt: I wish. I think he's getting his own reality show.
This didn't cheer me up, I'm off to find that vid of the Baby Panda Sneezing.

BeAgrestic

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Nard — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:40:03 EST

@StrawBerryShortCake: Oops. I had my computer's Gaydar turned off. When I watched it the first time, he was playing rugby while eating hot wings.

Nard

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StrawBerryShortCake — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:36:15 EST

@Nard38: "normal beer drinking dude" in heels and thong diaper right?

StrawBerryShortCake

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crookedE — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:35:48 EST

Are Chris Crocker and Heidi Montag the same person? Has anyone ever seen them in the same place at the same time? Hmm.

crookedE

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AuntPeniston — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:35:36 EST

I don't think it's the gyrating that makes this NSFW so much as the view from behind of this thing crawling around on the floor in a diaper-thong. Btw, do they make those for infant girls? My niece's wardrobe could use some spicing up.

AuntPeniston

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Nard — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:33:21 EST

NSFA ("A" = anything)

Lip-syncing makes his speech impediment go away. Without that, he just seems like a normal, beer-drinkin' dude to me.

Nard

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:21:40 EST

@maehrc:

No, don't. Speaking as a straight man, I believe the gay community might need people like you now more than ever.

Chaim Gnadelstein

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Reluctant Financier — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:20:35 EST

@maehrc: Come on.. give in.. it's sooooo easy.

Reluctant Financier

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BK_KT — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:18:48 EST

At first I was going to say that he embodies the definition of "crazy eyes", but then I saw his panties shoved up his butt and all my brain cells died.

BK_KT

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fileunder — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:14:35 EST

i kept waiting for him to be kicked across the subway station floor by a breakdancer.

fileunder

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itmustbeken — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:13:01 EST

His parents must be so proud.

itmustbeken

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StrawBerryShortCake — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:12:52 EST

@BeAgrestic: not to mention it(i refuse to call it a he/she yet) seems to lack the ability to grow any facial hair, or body hair

StrawBerryShortCake

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maehrc — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:11:42 EST

i am usually against gay bashing, with my being gay and all, but, maybe just this once?

maehrc

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CodePink — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:10:54 EST

@fiveinchtaint: Yeah. Really, I think Chris Crocker is fine. "Oh you would, CodePink, you WOULD!"

CodePink

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NefariousNewt — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:09:21 EST

@BeAgrestic: I refuse to watch. Isn't its 15 minutes of fame over yet?

NefariousNewt

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fiveinchtaint — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:06:47 EST

@codepink: I think he might be growing girl parts through sheer will.

fiveinchtaint

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BeAgrestic — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:06:04 EST

@StrawBerryShortCake: I know. He has curves. I'm more confused than disgusted.

BeAgrestic

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Truculent — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:04:17 EST

AAAAHHHHHH! My brain is exploding. Gayness overload. Critical mass

Truculent

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Hiphopopotamus — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:01:40 EST

Now I'm blind for the rest of the workday... thanks, jerks!

Hiphopopotamus

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StrawBerryShortCake — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:00:42 EST

@codepink: I have to question it's gender, even seeing it in tighty whities didn't clear much up. i mean they were rolled in places no panty should roll

StrawBerryShortCake

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Badupbomp — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:57:44 EST

My eyes! My beautiful eyyyyyyyyyyyes!

Badupbomp

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cynyc — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:56:46 EST

"this is a taste of what's to come."

it tasted like chicken.

cynyc

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Reluctant Financier — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:54:24 EST

@crotchety: I watched the whole thing... but I must say that I was more uncomfortable watching that than I was watching Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thortons sex scene in Monsters Ball.

Reluctant Financier

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the supergoddess — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:53:57 EST

@lolcait: denton told lodwick all the commenters are interns (except for CCG! guuuurl! the pencil campaign is working! he knows your name!)

the supergoddess

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CodePink — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:49:24 EST

@fiveinchtaint: I know, I questioned to myself how naughty it all was--he's technically a man, but with the nipples and his girly behavior, it was like--wow! Totally gendernaughty.

CodePink

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crotchety — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:47:06 EST

1.59. And that was a real push, even with the sound off. Anybody make it farther than that?

crotchety

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fiveinchtaint — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:46:46 EST

@codepink: I saw nipple and blushed.

Wow - fancy new buttons I see.

fiveinchtaint

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Reluctant Financier — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:46:28 EST

DEAR GOD!!! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!

Reluctant Financier

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LolCait — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:45:34 EST

@virgilicious: Will someone explain this joke to me? I think I missed that day. Seriously, really curious...

LolCait

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HauteBouncer — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:44:50 EST

He makes me itch.

HauteBouncer

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CodePink — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:43:11 EST

@fiveinchtaint: I did a few scroll downs, scroll ups, throat clears, etc. myself.

CodePink

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virgilicious — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:42:41 EST

Howdy, fellow interns! Who's got Mister Denton's latte order?

virgilicious

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CodePink — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:41:27 EST

I'm pretty elated! I would like to make such a video someday.

CodePink

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fiveinchtaint — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:40:19 EST

NSFW

fiveinchtaint

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kokotaylor — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:39:25 EST

She's developing a pouch just like Britney

kokotaylor

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StrawBerryShortCake — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:39:09 EST

Thanks for ruining a perfectly good breakfast. FUCK that was gross

StrawBerryShortCake

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GoodGod — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:38:14 EST

I'd do her.

GoodGod

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scroll_lock — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:38:06 EST

Dear God,

If there's any way You'd agree to do the ol' switcheroo between Chris Crocker and the incredible Heath Ledger, we'll pick You up something nice on the way home.

Yours,
Scrolly

scroll_lock

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BadUncle — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:36:56 EST

Leave music alone!

BadUncle

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HomoLaw — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:35:34 EST

Spoiler alert: He's wearing an itsy bitsy diaper at the end.

HomoLaw

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:34:16 EST

Dear Gawker,

If there's to be a line, might I suggest you draw it here.

Sincerely,
Chaim

Chaim Gnadelstein