<![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water." - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water." - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Auf Wieder-zany!

dweeb

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> @PimpMyCouch: ö is & plus ouml;

RocketSurgeon

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Bella Fontanis Merges with Chicklets

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Absolutely no taste. Completely fat-free. And some water.

Badupbomp

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> @Badupbomp: Haaaaa! Sehr toll!

"Gott in Himmel! Ich bin so schone!"
(don't know how to do the umlaut over the 'o' - Ach! Scheisse!)

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Das ist mir wurst.

AuntPeniston

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Lot's of calcium for my Old People Bones!

jim_rock

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Oh, Hi Steffi! You Must Be So Thirsty Living in Las Vegas!
Have Some of My Wasser!

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Anyone see the sketches on Mad TV where they portray Heidi Klum as being very loud, and only able to shout what she says? Although I laughed, I never quite understood them.

BenderingTime

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> bella fontanis -- for when you're tired of the swill made by those jews at poland spring.

larrydarrell

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Shiksa On Ice

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> (Sorry, working with a theme here:)

After $40 Million Spent on 12 Months of Intensive Market Research, Bella Fontanis Unveils New Ad Campaign

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> "Meet Hilde, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Katje's only seen the kuchen
A girl can see from Saarbruecken --
What a crazy pair!

But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day."

fivehole

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> This Entirely Underwhelming Moment Brought To You By Marketing People That Earned Unjustifiably Large Salaries To Bring You This Entirely Underwhelming Moment

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> "Detectif Shtahbler, youh black light fount MEEE!"

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Abundant Natural Resource Exploited by Glorified Mannequin

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> @TedSez: Oh hell. Wiener.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Is that condensation, or are you just glad to see me?

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Ironically, Cardboard Cutout Klum Has More Depth Than The Original

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> "Have You Heard the German Blond?"

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Break Seal To Enjoy

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Heidi Klum Demonstrates Fine Art of Receiving Huge Sums of Money to Just Stand Next to Something

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> One's a spread-legged beauty by a huge phallic symbol. The other models teddies for a living. I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Or should that be Klonen?

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> "A HA HA HA HA HA! IT IS ME ON ZE VATAH! A HA HA HA HA!..."

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Heidi Klon

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Schadenfreude ist die schönste Freude. I laugh now.

Badupbomp

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> "Heidi ... you're in. You can leave the runway. Heidi ... I'm sorry, but you're out. Auf wiedersehen."

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> "In fashion, one day you're in, the next you're out" translated into German then back into English again:

"In way one day are you inside, following you are out."

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> @Nard38: Wonderful! exquisite eggzamples!

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> @fiveinchtaint: A terrific list. Put it on my Germanblog @ yahoo dot blog!

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> "I told you I fotograff better zan I look"

TheUSEFULfailure

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> @CodePink: Bockwurst, Bratwurst, Braunschweiger, Weißbier, beer beer, beer, giant pretzels, Fatherland, Fuckinpukin'!

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> GermanBlog.edu.blogspottingz! Check it out, dudes!

Oh everything you can learn about the Germany UND MOREN! We have everything! About it and alongside of it. German people, german things, even German animals! Ruff!

Look at the Things About Germany Which You Like: If you like it, I blogged it!

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> @CodePink:

Wiener schnitzel, bratwurst, knockwurst, Jews;
Everysing we Germans do makes zee news!!!

Nard

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> @fiveinchtaint: East Germany West Germany South Germany North Germany It's The Germany Rap, It's The Germany Rap!

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> @fileunder: Same thing!

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> @fiveinchtaint: Frankfurter War with Blondes XXX und chausen und mausen fausen!

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> @lolcait:
hey, Falco was AUSTRIAN!

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> @lolcait: Schindler's Hot New Dance List Club with Hamburgs! Guggenheim Dancing With It!

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> @fiveinchtaint: That's the spirit!

(Sorry, I'm very punchy right now.)

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> "Our Water Will Give You The 'Liebensraum' You Need To Start Your Day!"

procrastinator, esq.

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> "Leggy blonde runs on mixture of hydrogen and oxygen. Enjoys."

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> "Dark matter discovered on supermodel's legs. Geeks explode."

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Vould You Like To Touch My Oversized Cardboard Likeness?

procrastinator, esq.

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> @lolcait: Luftwaffe, Lufthansa, Hasselhoff, Shiza, Cartman's Mom, Germany!

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> "I don't even know vhat zee term 'baby weight' means! I run on water only! Ha ha ha."

Nard

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Klum Debuts New German Bottled Water, "Krystallnacht Geyser"

procrastinator, esq.

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Aryans Have More Fun!

procrastinator, esq.

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> @CodePink: Funky Falco Dance Hour! Crazy Model Model Dancing Down The Autobahn!

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> @lolcait:
Okay!

I Built the Berlin Wall Myself With My Strong Model Arms and Constitution! Water!

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> "I think dis mirror iz brokened hah hah"

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> SHE'S GERMAN, GUYS!!

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> "This Standee Makes Me Look Fat!"

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> "Yah - can you see my boobies through dis schilling?"

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> "Open ze cap...*wicked smile* and ze Water. Is. Out!"

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> "I cell ze watir. I can haz munny now hah hah"

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> @viruswithshoes: brilliant!

guitarsnob

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Oh Wonderful Day: Chaim's Fantasy of Combining Twins and Cardboard Fetishes Finally Comes to Pass

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> WASSERGEIST!

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> guess her career as Seals backup singer wasn't working out for her

StrawBerryShortCake

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> "Two-dimensional character stands beside cardboard cut-out"

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> I think she's the one on the right!!1!

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Lebensborn To Be Wild

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> "One day you're in, the next you're pitching bottled water."

guitarsnob

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Product Note: Seal May Require Force To Remove

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> I mean Dis and Dat goddamnit!

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> For some reason my browser hasn't downloaded her entire body - the image is missing from the hips down.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> "Got meee! Zis dress is too shott for zat pose!"

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> Ironically, I'm So Dehydrated Right Now! I Don't Even Know Where I Am!

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA["One Day You're In, the Next You're Pitching Bottled Water."]]> lol Headline.

I love you.

The Real JR

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