Murder! At The Picnic - Gawker Comments

Murder! At The Picnic

RaleighJazzFan — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 01:15:56 EST

Nathan Lane, Alan Cumming nab Gary Beach shoplifting at Kohl's.

RaleighJazzFan

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MyCubeHas3Sides — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:07:11 EST

Italian Bistro Dresses are the New Black

MyCubeHas3Sides

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WordSalad — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:32:09 EST

@WordSalad:

Batali cites Federline, Streisand for bad taste.

WordSalad

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WordSalad — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:31:17 EST

WordSalad

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nutmeg — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:12:41 EST

This is as close to smiling as I've ever seen her.

nutmeg

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Scooter34 — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:59:22 EST

Betty Crocker's Secret Life as Mrs. Thurston Howell III revealed.

Scooter34

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teenage witch — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:05:40 EST

wearing/using everything that is out of style all at once is sooo now.

teenage witch

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ellagood — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:04:46 EST

holy fuck.
i have the same phone as anna wintour.
i also get my period in a similiar pattern if the wings of my panty liner shift.
this is the most important discovery of my life.

ellagood

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lizzybennet — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:46:20 EST

@Steverino:
I believe we have a winner.

lizzybennet

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lizzybennet — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:45:05 EST

How come Meryl Streep looked so much better playing this part?

lizzybennet

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TedSez — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:05:28 EST

@In Other News...: 100+ entries and no winner? Desperate times, and all that.

TedSez

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MercuryPDX — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 22:40:56 EST

@Hez: DAMN! I will never spell from a Google search preview again :(

MercuryPDX

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crookedlawyer — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:50:59 EST

Not so fancy without her bug shades.

crookedlawyer

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Helman — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:44:57 EST

@lolcait: Wow. You are good.

Helman

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Steverino — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:40:11 EST

Wintour Watches As PETA Members Put Paint Cans Down Out of Pity

Steverino

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In Other News... — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:34:18 EST

@TedSez:

We can haz do-overs?

In Other News...

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LolCait — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:18:53 EST

@Helman: Balls.

LolCait

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MisterHippity — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:47:39 EST

Two Plainclothes Detectives Arrest Anna Wintour For Flashing Obscene Dress In Public

MisterHippity

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MisterHippity — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:45:23 EST

Live Trannies Do Wear Plaid

MisterHippity

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BettyCrocker — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:36:18 EST

Carol Channing Steals Bistro Tablecloth; Ed Norton, K-Fed Simply Die Of Mortification.

BettyCrocker

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Steverino — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:36:13 EST

Anna Anna Anna Anna Anna Wintour, She's So Outrageous

Steverino

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Dwayne Provecho — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:30:51 EST

Burberry *and* gingham? Oh, Anna!

Dwayne Provecho

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rubyruby — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:29:02 EST

Refusing to let herself age gracefully, Ms. Wintour opts for young, cheery gingham, and the necklace my 90 year old grandmother wore.

rubyruby

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Steverino — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:28:58 EST

There Will Be Raccoon Blood

Steverino

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TedSez — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:21:27 EST

@TedSez: Scratch that.

In an amusing bit of self-satire, Carol Channing wears a tablecloth from the Hello Deli.

TedSez

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TedSez — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:18:07 EST

At last, Carol Channing encounters the Hello Deli.

TedSez

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fileunder — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:16:42 EST

Talley's Ho!

fileunder

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Bos'un's Mate — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:16:07 EST

Hotdog, anyone?

Bos'un's Mate

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Hez — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:11:23 EST

@MercuryPDX: *e,*e,*e! Normally, it would pass, but three typos and you invoke the spelling Beetlejuice. (And you had something pretty funny there, pity.)

Hez

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WordSalad — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:07:34 EST

So damn dreading to drive Miss Daisy

WordSalad

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Bos'un's Mate — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:06:25 EST

Wintour phones in Outdoor Furniture Expo opening.

Bos'un's Mate

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Helman — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:05:26 EST

This is the only horrible picture of her that I have ever seen. Ever. Keep up the good work!

Helman

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In Other News... — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:01:36 EST

On PETA's, Scotch Tape's "Do Not Want" List

In Other News...

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Steverino — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:57:57 EST

@procrastinator, esq.: Bless you.

Steverino

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onebadclam — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:57:46 EST

Department of Labor changes Fashion Editor profession classification to "Unskilled".

onebadclam

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mathnet — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:57:37 EST

Anna Wintour To Make Debut In Road House: The Musical

mathnet

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procrastinator, esq. — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:56:27 EST

Star of Planet of The Apes: The Musical Emerges From Limousine In Full Costume

procrastinator, esq.

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Steverino — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:55:47 EST

eek, Blood Red Dress

Steverino

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Steverino — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:55:33 EST

Anna Wintour Emerges From Racoon Fight With Fur Coat, Bload Red Dress

Steverino

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dweeb — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:52:49 EST

A bustle of red, a bundle of fright
Whatever kind of mood you're in tonight
I'll meet you anytime you want
In my Italian vestment.

dweeb

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fileunder — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:51:08 EST

Roger Federer Pleased to Be on Other Side of Fucking Planet This Week

fileunder

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TedSez — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:50:36 EST

Little Debbie wears Prada. On her Creme-Filled Strawberry Cupcakes.

TedSez

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MercuryPDX — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:47:32 EST

Paris Fashion Report: Mirkins, Mirkins, Mirkins!

MercuryPDX

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MisterHippity — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:46:57 EST

@MisterHippity: This caption assumes that Lolcait's report that she is, in fact, wearing Prada is an accurate one.

MisterHippity

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MisterHippity — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:44:52 EST

Devil Wears The Prada From Hell

MisterHippity

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Steverino — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:44:37 EST

Brittle Red Hide-ing Hood

Steverino

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faggylittlesandwich — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:43:22 EST

@Chaim Gnadelstein: Grey Squirrel wearing grey squirrel.

faggylittlesandwich

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mathnet — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:42:32 EST

"Maybe you catch more bees with honey."

mathnet

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Looker — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:42:11 EST

When did she steal Alex Kuczinski's face?

Looker

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MisterHippity — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:40:45 EST

Man, the expressions on faces of those two guys behind her just say it all, don't they? Better than any caption could.

MisterHippity

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MercuryPDX — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:38:40 EST

Ron Paul Dressed By Ru Paul

MercuryPDX

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MisterHippity — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:36:14 EST

@lolcait: That's much better. You should have gone with that one.

MisterHippity

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onebadclam — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:35:59 EST

PETA hitmen close for the kill.

onebadclam

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MercuryPDX — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:35:55 EST

or is Harry Potter humor old hat?

MercuryPDX

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MercuryPDX — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:34:36 EST

Dobby's Sex Change Successful; Fashion Sense... Dubious.

MercuryPDX

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Ummwhat — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:32:18 EST

Fashion Czar Gets the Black Bar.

Ummwhat

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NYM — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:31:48 EST

She looked so much better as Meryl Streep.

NYM

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TedSez — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:27:59 EST

Workers take a break before returning Mamie Eisenhower statue to the Smithsonian.

TedSez

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sharpeiboy — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:25:54 EST

Is that GENUINE FELINE?

Fur is for the selfish. Grow up.

sharpeiboy

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Steverino — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:18:25 EST

Picnic Cloverfield?

Steverino

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fiveinchtaint — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:17:25 EST

@lolcait: Oh shit! I just noticed that. Thanks, man.

@Colonel Mustard: That is pretty awesome.

fiveinchtaint

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VirusWithShoes — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:17:02 EST

@Colonel Mustard: Ha! A Henson reference! Brilliant!

VirusWithShoes

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RocketSurgeon — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:17:02 EST

"During the siege, we had to eat and wear whatever we could catch"

RocketSurgeon

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Colonel Mustard — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:14:30 EST

Aged Gelfling Excited To See Earth For First Time

Colonel Mustard

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richardmarxhatesmyhair — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:14:21 EST

Tri Color Coif Matches Tri Color Collar Says Vogue. Tri Color Beaver to be Discussed by Cosmo.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

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musiczagat — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:11:39 EST

FUR IS DEAD!

musiczagat

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CodePink — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:09:28 EST

@DorothyMantooth: Perfect.

CodePink

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JojoSaysNo — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:09:18 EST

Post-Rings Trilogy, Gollum Finds Success in Russian Mob

JojoSaysNo

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DorothyMantooth — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:09:16 EST

@DorothyMantooth: Future Natalie Portman Thrilled

DorothyMantooth

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Steverino — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:08:06 EST

Wintour Survives Picnic Basket Explosion, to Bodyguards' Dismay

Steverino

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MrMisterJ — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:06:45 EST

I didn't know Mario Batali drives Anna's car.

I though she didn't like fatties.

MrMisterJ

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DorothyMantooth — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:04:34 EST

Future Jean Reno Can't Believe He Agreed To Remake The Professional

DorothyMantooth

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DorothyMantooth — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:04:27 EST

@CodePink: I got it and I've been humming the damn song under my breath for the last 10 minutes, thankyaverymuch!

DorothyMantooth

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hortense — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:04:10 EST

'Batshit Crazy' All The Rage For Spring 2008

hortense

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Badupbomp — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:02:26 EST

@Badupbomp: Drunk. Plastic.

Badupbomp

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BootyliciousToe — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:02:14 EST

The City of Unflattering Lights: Katie Holmes Attends Paris Fashion Show

BootyliciousToe

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Badupbomp — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:01:52 EST

Wintour Unveils Winter Look, Wonky Eyes, Platic Hands

Badupbomp

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Ack — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:01:50 EST

"Katie Holmes: Getting Older by the Day."

Ack

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Conbon — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:00:21 EST

No, Maybe, No.

/Deadspin

Conbon

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TheUSEFULfailure — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:59:54 EST

"Much Older, Dorothy Forgets About Kansas; Artfully Wears Toto's Hide"

TheUSEFULfailure

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La Cieca — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:59:36 EST

The close shave was a lousy idea, Choire Sicha realizes.

La Cieca

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hortense — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:59:29 EST

Recession Fears Cause Cruella De Vil to Take Side Job at Denny's

hortense

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Ummwhat — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:57:55 EST

Fashion Hag Dons Burberry Possom.

Ummwhat

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StrawBerryShortCake — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:57:40 EST

Chris Crooker aged well

StrawBerryShortCake

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VirusWithShoes — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:56:10 EST

"Alsation Falls From Balcony, Lands On Bitch"

VirusWithShoes

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CodePink — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:55:20 EST

@CodePink: Like by Ricky Martin? Get it??!

CodePink

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Ed — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:55:17 EST

Anne Rice Attributes Clothing to Lasher, Jesus

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TedSez — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:55:15 EST

After asking the question every day for 30 years, Anna Wintour finally wears something that makes her look fat.

TedSez

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lefty — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:54:57 EST

Early for Wigstock

lefty

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VirusWithShoes — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:54:13 EST

"Venal In Fur Sends Bystander To Sleep"

VirusWithShoes

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RocketSurgeon — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:54:09 EST

Anna Wintour designs, wears a spring line for K-Mart.

RocketSurgeon

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LolCait — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:54:04 EST

@recidivicious: Oh dear.

LolCait

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BaconCat — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:53:15 EST

Anna Wintour's outfit temporarily blinds, stupefies bodyguard.

BaconCat

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CodePink — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:53:10 EST

Her Bangs, Her Bangs!

CodePink

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recidivicious — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:52:42 EST

@lolcait: Oddly enough over on Jezebel they're saying the picnic blanket is, indeed, Prada.

recidivicious

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RocketSurgeon — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:52:22 EST

@Chaim Gnadelstein: Indeed Motorola makes a good throwin' phone. Blade-like design for accuracy.

RocketSurgeon

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larrydarrell — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:51:46 EST

dead animal, worn by should-be dead animal.

larrydarrell

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CaptainFantastic — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:51:02 EST

Little Red Riding Hood Slayed Wolf, Inherited Grandma's Jewelry

CaptainFantastic

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TedSez — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:50:20 EST

Eric Stoltz and Stanley Tucci join the cast of American Pie 14: Can't Someone Get Grandma To Stop Talking About Band Camp?

TedSez

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CaptainFantastic — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:48:40 EST

Cougar Slays Fox, Alligator

CaptainFantastic

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:48:31 EST

@RocketSurgeon:

Maybe she subscribes to the Scott Rudin method of having assistants carry six phones apiece, in order to have replacements at the ready after she hurls them at their heads. Using Razrs would keep overhead down.

Chaim Gnadelstein

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PimpMyCouch — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:48:25 EST

What Happens when Anna Wintour Forgets To Look At Self in Mirror before Leaving House

(I mean, I have no style whatsoever, but even I know that ain't workin')

PimpMyCouch

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What it is — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:47:46 EST

@lolcait: and apparently dines on wolf.

What it is

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AuntPeniston — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:47:24 EST

@fivehole: OMG! Yes!

AuntPeniston

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LolCait — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:47:19 EST

@fiveinchtaint: Good thing you won, then!

LolCait

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fiveinchtaint — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:44:57 EST

@lolcait: All I can come up with is the one I already submitted for the Coppola post earlier. Fresh out here.

fiveinchtaint

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funsucker — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:44:36 EST

Comedian Emo Phillips Makes a Comeback!

funsucker

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Midge — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:44:21 EST

"Whatever Happened To Pippi Longstocking?"

Midge

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TedSez — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:42:34 EST

"How I Met Your Mother" freaks out Alyson Hannigan fans with the most realistic "future Lily" scene yet.

TedSez

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:41:44 EST

Old Fox, Wearing Old Fox.

Chaim Gnadelstein

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the supergoddess — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:41:11 EST

(no, I'm sorry, that is NOT my anna. that's an andrea mitchell/anna wintour hairpix. and you cannot tell me otherwise, I won't hear it.)

the supergoddess

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larrydarrell — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:41:07 EST

the devil wears a really ugly dress.

larrydarrell

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eXXX — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:41:04 EST

Did she eat the thing she skinned at the picnic?

eXXX

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fivehole — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:40:47 EST

Thirty Years Later, Mary-Kate Still Clinging to Her Fur Obsession, Razr

fivehole

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LolCait — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:39:53 EST

Or, The Devil Wears Picnic

LolCait

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RocketSurgeon — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:39:47 EST

Razr sales get an unanticipated boost.

RocketSurgeon