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Entire Bond Cast Turned Away From Roller Coaster Ride

smartster — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:28:56 EST

New England Patriots Arrive in Phoenix

smartster

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MisterHippity — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:23:32 EST

There's Always One Guy Who Didn't Get the 'Wear Black' Memo

MisterHippity

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Steverino — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:19:21 EST

Sweet, thanks!

Steverino

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Ummwhat — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:08:08 EST

Maybe I should have written, "Dr. Drew (FAR LEFT) Lines Up Next Cast Of Celebrity Rehab. Come on! That's gooooood!!!! (too desperate???)

Ummwhat

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bodegacat — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:02:41 EST

Quantum of Solace Sought Over Quandary of Incredible Shrinking Dame

bodegacat

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bugupit — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:02:00 EST

Gnome Judi Dench!

bugupit

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onebadclam — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:00:04 EST

Hollywood now to pay ultimate penalty for producing bad movies. Next up against the wall: everyone associated with a Michael Bay film.

onebadclam

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Ummwhat — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:58:50 EST

@Yazz Flute: Haha!

Ummwhat

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dcunstrukt — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:56:21 EST

"Notes on s Scandal: Mass Stalking" the sequel we never wanted.

dcunstrukt

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VirusWithShoes — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:34:27 EST

"A Brave Dame Judi Soldiers On Despite Losing An Arm"

VirusWithShoes

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VirusWithShoes — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:32:34 EST

"Tasteful Font Cannot Hide Shit Title"

VirusWithShoes

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VirusWithShoes — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:32:05 EST

"Lisa Marie Presley Wonders If She's In The Right Room"

VirusWithShoes

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Ed — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:06:08 EST

Woman with Late 80s Hairdo Punished by Having to Stand Between Least Attractive Men in Group

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Yazz Flute — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:01:51 EST

Expectations low for upcoming 'Ocean's 8'

Yazz Flute

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StrawBerryShortCake — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:00:48 EST

@Conbon: you should see at where's waldo!

StrawBerryShortCake

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Yazz Flute — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:00:16 EST

@Yazz Flute: Er, better yet, Mrs. Henderson Resentful.

Yazz Flute

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MercuryPDX — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:56:23 EST

(Surrenders)

MercuryPDX

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Yazz Flute — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:56:11 EST

Mrs. Henderson Resents

Yazz Flute

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In Other News... — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:55:51 EST

"That's the title? Bloody 'ell! No one's going to go see that!!!

In Other News...

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larrydarrell — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:54:06 EST

celebrity apprentice II.

larrydarrell

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MyCubeHas3Sides — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:53:42 EST

Bruce Willis loses weight, joins Bond cast as Secret Agent Man

MyCubeHas3Sides

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MercuryPDX — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:52:15 EST

Shizen....

"One Dench, One French, Three Mensch, and Four Wench"

MercuryPDX

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In Other News... — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:52:10 EST

Cast of new James Bond flick tries, fails to obscure film's title

In Other News...

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Michael Jahn — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:51:53 EST

The only part of the 70s that sucked more than disco was Roger Moore as James Bond. How much worse could these guys be?

Michael Jahn

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MercuryPDX — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:51:09 EST

"One Dench, Three Mensch, and Four Wench"

(Note to Hez: Look I spelled Mensch right!")

MercuryPDX

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MercuryPDX — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:49:20 EST

"Bond cast shows what they do in their spare time between sequels"

MercuryPDX

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Steverino — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:48:02 EST

Entire Bond Cast Turned Away From Roller Coaster Ride

Steverino

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BettyCrocker — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:47:29 EST

Gack - Uzi!

BettyCrocker

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BettyCrocker — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:47:16 EST

"The Cast Reunion Party for Brothers and Sisters was going so well on that hot afternoon in 2013 - until Sally Field pulled out the Izi."

BettyCrocker

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Steverino — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:46:03 EST

Bond Cast Just Found Out Movie Won't Be Called "Man With the Golden Package" After All

Steverino

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procrastinator, esq. — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:45:11 EST

@StrawBerryShortCake: [Smacks head.] Oh. That makes sense, in theory. It looks really fucking stupid, though.

procrastinator, esq.

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CodePink — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:44:14 EST

@fiveinchtaint: "All my life I've been seeing ghosts." That's a line from a Bob Dylan song. Actually, it's not, but it sounds like it, right?

CodePink

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OnTheCastingCouch — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:43:51 EST

fashion police line up: Brown shoes, black pants, quantom no-no

OnTheCastingCouch

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dweeb — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:42:31 EST

If Scott Bakula leaps into Daniel Craig, I suggest he stick around through the filming of the Bond girl scenes.

dweeb

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econdave — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:38:21 EST

Dame Judi takes the money and guns.

econdave

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Elektra — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:36:29 EST

Mac Guy and Wendie Malick Crash Bond Photo Shoot; Daniel Craig, in Makeup for the Ian McKellen Story, Reaches Through Holes in Trouser Pockets to Fondle Balls

Elektra

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SuperBien — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:35:37 EST

@IndianSlipper: No that's not Bond -- that's Mathieu Amalric and he plays the villain in the new film. What he lacks in height, he makes up for in the ability to dictate entire paragraphs, one letter at a time via left eye blinks to his to-die-for HOT French secretary. [www.imdb.com]

007 is now portrayed by Daniel Craig and he's fourth from right.

SuperBien

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fiveinchtaint — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:33:40 EST

@CodePink: Ha. You've been seeing a lot of ghosts lately. Everything cool?

fiveinchtaint

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CodePink — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:31:49 EST

All of These People Are Ghosts Except for The Dame

CodePink

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Ed — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:31:44 EST

Scab Cast of NBC's "The Office" Announced

Entire Bond Cast Turned Away From Roller Coaster Ride

Ummwhat — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:28:12 EST

Dr. Drew Lines Up Next Cast Of Celebrity Rehab

Ummwhat

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debord at work — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:25:47 EST

Dame Smiles Through "Dumbest Day of My Life"

debord at work

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TedSez — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:25:16 EST

"You idiotsh," Connery exclaimed, "I shaid, 'You should all get quantum shitfaced!' "

TedSez

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Colonel Mustard — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:24:22 EST

@Colonel Mustard: (I know I plagiarized that a little bit, but it's all the rage) (just don't tell anyone)

Colonel Mustard

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Itsjustcatnip — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:23:47 EST

Quantum Slosh

Itsjustcatnip

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Pope John Peeps II — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:23:31 EST

@StrawBerryShortCake: uh oh. Somebody failed the creative thinking portion of his SATs.

Pope John Peeps II

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Colonel Mustard — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:23:28 EST

525,600 Years Old

Colonel Mustard

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Conbon — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:23:11 EST

@StrawBerryShortCake: You should be a detective.

Conbon

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mathnet — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:22:15 EST

@StrawBerryShortCake: pwn3d

mathnet

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SeeingI — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:22:09 EST

Is that James Arness hulking behind Dame Judy?

Ye gods, they really are calling it "Quantum of Solace." What are they thinking?

SeeingI

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StrawBerryShortCake — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:21:15 EST

@procrastinator, esq.: no silly the "o"'s in the words above are the 00

StrawBerryShortCake

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mathnet — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:20:58 EST

Victoria Principal Guest Hosts Ambush Makeovers

mathnet

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procrastinator, esq. — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:19:47 EST

It just says "7," not "007." In addition to coming up with the worst movie name on Earth, are they trimming down Bond's secret agent code?

procrastinator, esq.

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fivehole — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:18:53 EST

"Oh sure. Now we're going to have to take the picture over again. Dammit, Dench, I said, 'Look at the camera!'"

fivehole

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fiveinchtaint — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:17:01 EST

A Visual Representation of the 8 Quark Flavors: Strange, Up, Down, Charm, Top, Bottom, Old, Brunette

fiveinchtaint

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Lysergic Asset — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:14:43 EST

Richard: even worse than Quantum Solace, it's Quantum of Solace.

Lysergic Asset

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CodePink — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:13:39 EST

The Dreams Come True When You're Wearing Black Pants Fundraiser for Guns

CodePink

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CodePink — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:12:03 EST

@IndianSlipper: Yeah, but, um, in his swimming trunks? What you just said don't mean a THING.

CodePink

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mathnet — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:12:00 EST

James Carville Cracks Wise About His Wife's Friends

mathnet

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CodePink — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:11:14 EST

Man on Far Left, Unfortunately, Quantum of Attractive

CodePink

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IndianSlipper — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:11:02 EST

Is that 'Bond', third from left? Christ, he's only taller than Dench! And what a big melon.

IndianSlipper

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StrawBerryShortCake — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:09:59 EST

Dancing with the Rockettes Cast

StrawBerryShortCake

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MyCubeHas3Sides — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:09:43 EST

SPECTRE Lines 'em Up Against the Wall

MyCubeHas3Sides

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nutmeg — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:05:56 EST

And the unfortunately placed bald guy.

nutmeg