First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable - Gawker Comments

First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable

LilyBonesBurana — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:07:41 EST

Crap. I was ready and eager for the nation's first up-skirt President.

Oh well, more blue diamonds, green clovers, pink hearts, and yellow moons (and rainbows and pots o' fucking marshmallow gold) for the rest of us, then.

LilyBonesBurana

First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable

TheBigDoggy — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:54:24 EST

In some dark hole tonight, a fellow hobbit is weeping.

TheBigDoggy

First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable

Lysergic Asset — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:10:28 EST

@TheNewBlack: Commie nommie!

Lysergic Asset

First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable

BaconCat — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:12:54 EST

Kucinich aboandons white house bid for red hot biddy.

BaconCat

First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable

TheNewBlack — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:35:57 EST

He's actually just now dropping out of the 2004 race.

TheNewBlack

First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable

larrydarrell — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:34:19 EST

back to the spinning wheel, dennis.

larrydarrell

First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable

Mediahohoho — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:06:58 EST

@Colonel Mustard: The tall and the hair are basically are two most important qualifications for the office. The brains not so important. With the brave new world of the girls, who knows, but let's just say that less than a C-cup need not apply.

Mediahohoho

First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable

Lysergic Asset — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:04:52 EST

Just try making fun of this speech, you sultans of snark.

Lysergic Asset

First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable

StrawBerryShortCake — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:57:54 EST

*pour on out for my homie Kucinich*

StrawBerryShortCake

First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable

Mediahohoho — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:57:06 EST

Damn, just when I was making plans to spend more time with his wife.

Seriously, though, I hope he goes back to Congress and gets the ridiculously forestalled impeachment started. It's way past due. And any party that keeps it "off the table" is flirting with losing a whole lot of votes.

Mediahohoho

First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable

Nately — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:54:59 EST

Why now, when anyone still running for President on Super Tuesday gets a free bean and cheese burrito at Taco Bell?

Nately

First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable

Colonel Mustard — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:52:46 EST

It's too bad, because he was the only candidate on the field who actually supported gay marriage. However, they really don't fuck around when they say you have to be as tall as the wacky pirate sign in order to run for president.

Colonel Mustard

First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable

rantersparadise — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:51:00 EST

Ah, he had goo-od intentions....?!

rantersparadise

First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable

Ogiri W Surie — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:38:47 EST

That hot toddy put some major years on Haley Joel Osment.

Ogiri W Surie

First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable

Dwayne Provecho — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:37:28 EST

Oh dear, Jon Stewart just ran out of material.

Dwayne Provecho

First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable

MercuryPDX — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:37:11 EST

@lolcait: Tie-tee tie-tee tie... [jig]

MercuryPDX

First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable

LolCait — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:35:14 EST

"Back to me pot o' gold it is!"

HAHAH. HE'S SHORT.

LolCait

First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable

mathnet — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:34:16 EST

Haaaaaaaa

mathnet

First Time In Recorded History The "Spend More Time With My Family" Excuse Was Believable

TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:34:06 EST

The Martians, however, stopped that years ago.

TheHonJudgeSmails