<![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> I just threw up a little bit. This guy should be sent to live on an island with others that society deems obnoxious, disgusting or simply annoying. And this chick... what a nut job.

NorCal

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @MrMisterJ: Possibly.. but the cum-encrusted hair might make me lose my lunch.

Regurgitation during Anal Sex= Not Hot To Trot.

Reluctant Financier

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Did she really call her blog post a "column?"

tracyflick

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Kreth: I was lonely & bored.
Yup,that sums it up.


missdelite

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> kelly dreth and paul janka. take that, genome project.

larrydarrell

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> When it comes to romance, straight women are desperate, straight men are stupid. (Straight men are stupid because they don't know straight women are desperate; straight women are desperate because straight men don't realize they are stupid.) Janka appears to have caught a caveman's inkling of this fact. Will someone who does not use the word "bang" and who washes their underwear please figure this out, too?

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Am I the only one who sees the cheekbones and thinks "Stephen Colbert?"

Cthulhah Bankhead

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @maggles: I was thinking that Eric Schaeffer must thank god for this guy.

Cthulhah Bankhead

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> But, really.....what has happened to women in this city that they are foolish enough to think that if they publcly air their (no pun intended) dirty laundry that any man will take them seriously ever again? Or that any man they meet will not think they are psychotic and/or high maintenance. Kelly Kreth - Jesus, hasn't she had enough drama in her life? The girl has some kind of blog scandal and gets fired from one job, then she gets fired again at her job as a dating columnist. Both experiences are made public. Seriously, are these girls really so naive or starved for attention that they don't see how completely undateable and unhireable?

Julia Allison is stunningly selfobsessed and no man will ever date her for any reason other than she's a complete headcase and totally easy to fuck with.
Honest to God...the women in this city have lost their minds. And they're self-respect.


tracyflick

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Paul Janka is a "just a man with a compulsion" in the same way Dahmer was "just a man with a compulsion." Different compulsions, thankfully, but he's still not somebody I'd want to be alone in a room with.

HeyThatsMyBike

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> This is what Lifetime television would be like if they showed movies with an "R" rating : "He had spooge dandruff and urine crusted briefs, but some how all I saw was his heart."

AnnasFatAssistant

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @tracyflick:
Old and Busted: Self Defense classes
New Hotness: Tasers in fashionable fall colors.

MercuryPDX

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> At the height of feminism, a New York guy couldn't OPEN THE DOOR for a woman without implying that she wasincapable of doing it herself.

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @tracyflick: Right! I mean honestly! Who ARE these women that will even so much as TALK to guys like Janka and my dandruffy ex, much less allow themselves to be pervishly molestered by angry men with poor hygiene?

Girls. Please. I am starting a refugee camp for desperate women in my apartment. Come over. I will slice-and-bake you some cookies and we'll talk about your self-esteem.

Sylvia, Headmistress of Camp Girl Getchyomindright

SylviaPlathWasFramed

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Not washing for four days is the greatest Neg ever, yet surprisingly, it did not work. I'm so dejected now, thanks a lot Mystery! What is there to believe in?! (Shakes fists at the heavens)

Also, Janka is hot in that picture. There, I said it. I have no shame.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Really really really.

ambitious

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> He's really, really nast'. But also really fucking good-looking. Is it really such a shock that he gets laid? Sometimes women think with their loins too.

ambitious

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> I was going to read the whole story, but then I didn't. Best decision I made all day.

Truculent

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @tracyflick: Not a loving spree, 25 or 30 years ago. Coke, Miami Vice, and Reagan.

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @Pope John Peeps II

Send me an email and I'll send you a pinup.

sixthflrwalkup@aol.com

Kelly Kreth

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Can I ask a question?

What the fuck has happened to women in this city? In what universe does a strange man reach out to grab a woman's tits and she doesn't grab him by the wrist, twist his arm and put him a choke hold?

Between Kelly Kreth, Julia Allison and Blaire Allison....how desperate have single women become? Was there some loving spree 25-30 years ago where men all across the country vowed to imprganant a woman and then become emotionally distant and withholding fathers in order to create a freakin' master race of needy, attentionwhoring, validation seeking women?

tracyflick

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> She looks a bit like Zooey Deschanel there. Not bad.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> I'd like to point out that her dog's nickname is not only not shorter than its real name, but in fact longer by three, arguably four characters.

also, if a media joke is perpetuated by an unemployed (unemployable, even!) hack on the internet, does it make a sound?

CreativeUnderclass

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Wow. That new picture is way better. For 37, she's pretty smokin.

Now all we need is a glamour pinup and we're all set.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Her tight starfish loved this date for reals.

plasticene

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @Hot Foot: This is the kind of assignment you get when you don't come up with a decent subject for next week's column.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> i get such a Ted Bundy vibe from Paul, it's not even funny.

uh? and she showed him her boobs? oh please. she totes did this guy.

LAGirl

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> She's hot for a ginger kid

The Dewd

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> In 20 years, this man will have pulled out all his fillings and will be living in exile in Iceland.

Maulleigh

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @BadUncle: Gives "Head & Shoulders" a whole new meaning, no?

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> These women are so transparent. They know exactly what they're getting into, and they willingly subject themselves to this douchebag. Why are they giving him the satisfaction?

Hot Foot

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails2: Well, if she'll flash a dude in cum/pee-stained underwear with a cumover hairstyle, how hard can it be to get her to show Gawker the "mins?"

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Cumdruff. gak.

BadUncle

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> sigh. I picked the wrong time to be eating an egg salad sandwich while reading.

elizabethm

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @Furious_George: A lot hinges on what lies below her collarbone. Which we still have not seen. Per JF Page, that does not bode well.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Way to switch the pictures up on us! Since when did Ms. Kreth go from looking like a geriatric librarian to looking like a semi-fuckable redhead?

I'm conflicted now.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @lionel-mandrake: Urban dictionary = FAIL on this one. I doubt he kissed her cigarettes.

MercuryPDX

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @ Lionel-Mandrake: we have an answer re: Mins! It's in the post.

Sheila

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @Pope John Peeps II: Oh, that's awful- she didn't appreciate what a great guy you are. I'm so sorry. It does get easier...eventually, but as you know it can take a while. Took me a year once.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Still no word on the "mins" question? The people need to know!

lionel-mandrake

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> "mini dachshund"?

Couldn't commit to the standard, eh?

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @Cheap Shot: "and the clap!"

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Wowza:

"I just had sex with my 100th women; I should have made a t-shirt for her. I keep a spreadsheet of these girls, just as a record, with an "X" if they let me bang them in the ass."

And what pray tell, would that winning T-Shirt say on it? besides: "I got fucked in the ass by Paul Janka and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt!"

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> This dude and Eric Schaeffer had to have gestated in the same petrie dish.

Maggles

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @lalalina: oops not the asshole herpes part. i was responding to an earlier post. bad timing, bad timing.

lalalina

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @SylviaPlathWasFramed: Oh that happened to me once. Discovering the depths of your ex's pervitude is not a happy experience. He even called months later to ask if I wanted to go to a "party" with him. Ick!

lalalina

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @meerkat: It could very well be her ass cheeks.

bmeade13

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @Pope John Peeps II: I hope he gets asshole herpes that blaze so bad, he sets his own house on fire.

On a bright note, maybe he'll meet your shitbag ex on the internets and give her the killer herpes, too!

SylviaPlathWasFramed

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Kreth has a rock bottom opinion of herself. She's pathetic. What kind of woman allows a man who hasn't bathed in 4 days and wears thrashed underwear to even touch her. I don't think she even cares what happens to her as long as she can "write" about it.

Janka's all kinds of creepy, he is a creep. Nothing more, nothing less.

jasonelias

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @mitchel_stevens: I'm just trying to maintain the illusion!!!

moff

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @moff: you do have a point there.

lieschenmueller

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @moff:
all gawker writers are actually nick denton wearing various wigs.
the "writers" are in fact unemployed NYU students whom he trapped on the way to the bus.
so, technically the same person did write it...

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> It's so much harder to be at the door masturbating when you're on the hallway side of the door.
I would have been more impressed.
(As long as it's not me opening the door.)



Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> I'm so glad this "let's go on a date with a schmuck and write a feature" trend wasn't around when Ted Bundy was still out and about.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @lieschenmueller: I think it's OK for Sheila to get high and mighty about it. If newspapers can run columns by right-wingers and left-wingers on the same op-ed page, surely two writers for a company's two different blogs can have two different opinions about this kinda bullshit.

moff

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @SylviaPlathWasFramed: Feeling your pain. My ex not only TOLD me he was on AdultFriendFinder after we split, he also turned up on a dating web site a girlfriend talked me into trying to help me get over him. He found me there and asked me out through the dating site...and joked that it was funny that we couldn't make things work when our profiles showed us as perfect for each other. Left that site then and there. Shudder. Sadly my ex makes Janka look like a gem...a really icky, unwashed gem with mental issues (at least me ex has impeccable hygiene). Excuse me while I go cry now and wonder I attempt to date at all.

BrainyHistorian

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Words failing me.

moff

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @SylviaPlathWasFramed: I'm working on not wanting to tear her skin off with barbecue tongs right now. I think a more realistic goal for both of us is perhaps "not wholly abject, spitting hatred".

But the old "web browser" trick is the new "oh mr. Rochester, I've discovered your mad wife locked up in the attic". It's only a matter of time before you have to burn his house down.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> TheHonJudgeSmails2: denial is a powerful thing, but it will not make that website we are not naming here go away, nor the fact that one of their editors went on a media joke date with the dude a while ago. that lady, let's call her mae, is on the same payroll as sheila. so for gawker to get all high and mighty about a stunt that their affiliated site pulled first is ever so slightly ridiculous.

lieschenmueller

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @sassypants: No shit! She wasn't even on a date with Joe Francis!

HookerfaceAnon

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @Pope John Peeps II: Hey, thanks. Hope your heart gets healed up--I've actually been broken up for two years and am fine.

But, uh, some advice: In case you guys decide to try to be friends again and you find yourself drunk at his house while he's out smoking, don't under any circumstances sneak a peek his web history unless you want to find out that he's got a pervy profile and a blog about all the gross sex acts he's compulsively performing on desperate strangers.

It will raise some questions.

SylviaPlathWasFramed

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> My vote for Commie of the day goes to KarenUhOh for: The only reason the date was five hours long was because he was stuck to the couch.

BGGA

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @Carol Gardens: maye be a bit early because it's Monday but, COMMIE :)

MercuryPDX

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> I'm not gonna speak for all the gays, but for certain gays, Mr Janka does have a kind of appeal. I like him because 1) he has what appears to be nice chest hair, 2) he's very lewd and 3) he obviously enjoys things in his anus.

These are the basics for any good gay encounter, so I think there's a lot of potential for a dirty, but satisfying a random internet hookup/bath house type encounter.

MrMisterJ

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Is it just me, ore does this guy sound more than a touch mentally ill? If a little kid exhibited half the exhibitionist compulsions he did, sexual abuse would probably be suspected. Paul, tell us about your childhood...

veraikon

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Promosexual is the word of the day.

Koreanish

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @KarenUhOh: I keep a spatula on hand for just that purpose.

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @SylviaPlathWasFramed: That's okay. I'm in the same boat. Six months and I'm almost not heartbroken every single day.

And you're allowed to complain. That's not just Jez territory. We get that too. Jez just took it to a whole other level. A really high level where the air is thinner. And angrier.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> The only reason the date was five hours long was because he was stuck to the couch.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> WOW I Rate-A-Date them both at F. But I am glad to know that if he ever needs it she will play nurse for him

StrawBerryShortCake

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> What, no blumpkin? BO-RING!

flossy

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> There was a young man named Janka
Who gave his thin penis a Yanka
And without a care
Wiped cum in his hair
Which makes him a bit of a Wanker

Carol Gardens

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> i read the link. almost puked on my computer. but thank god i didn't b/c i am at work.

hydeordie

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails2:
Right before they dropped by to tell Romney what a crowd-pleaser "Who Let the Dogs Out" is on the campaign trail.


meerkat

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> better the mins than the mons though.

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @Furious_George: Did this all occur at their high school's "Enchantment Under the Sea" dance?

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> I'm 37, but I do my best to keep my tits out of media jokes. (They do however sometimes end up in the Metropolitan Diary ...)

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails2: She has to say that; it's in her contract. Don't look at her too closely when she says it, though.

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> ick, ick, ick.... Why, oh, WHY did I read that? My co-workers are wandering past my office wondering why I have my head in my trash pail.

BGGA

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails2: No, but I hear they took a trip back to 1999 and accidentally wrote the song "Who Let the Dogs Out?".

Some lady's dogs got out and were running all over the block, barking and causing a commotion -- prompting a neighbor to ask "Who let the dogs out?"

Kelly quickly dialed her cousins, the Baha Men, and held up the phone: "Hey, guys, you know how you've been looking for that new sound? Check this out!"

After a quick stop to Texas to encourage a depressed Governor Bush to continue his bid for the White House, they zapped back to the present day.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @Nellicat: Odd, my mom always said I was sweet.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> It continues to amaze me how well the "whip it out" school of seduction works with curious bored women. Okay, so he didn't get laid, but he did get flashed despite the crusty underpants and unconventional hair conditioning regimen. Amazing!

Carol Gardens

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> A "sweet guy" doesn't paw at a woman's tits the first time he meets her. A "sweet guy"doesn't whip out his dick. A "sweet guy" doesn't show up unshowered with 4 days of dried cum all over himself and show it to/discuss it with a woman he just met. So much "for sweet." As for "very smart," well, he DID get her to flash her tits.

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Women like this utter idiot need men like Janka.
Fuck knows why, but they do.
There, Paul. You have a purpose. Now wash already.



City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> This guy IS Flash Gordon.

He's a miracle.
King of the impossible.
He's just a man, with a man's courage.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> The thing about this guy that really angers me is, besides the sexual gross-out stuff, the fact that he can randomly touch a girl's chest while speaking, convince her to flash him before he leaves, and then tell her that she's the dirty and bad one. Such a douche.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Holy Christ I'm disillusioned about men lately. Between Paul Awful Janka and finding out that the ex who broke my heart is having anonymous sex with strangers he meets on AdultFriendFinder, then blogging about it, I officially hate men.

Sorry, thought this was Jezebel for a second.

SylviaPlathWasFramed

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Also the "spooge dandruff" in his hair? Are you kidding me?!?!?!

MercuryPDX

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> I let him know I was appalled he'd come to my house with urine stained manties and he very seriously touched the stains, sniffed them and declared it was cum that dries yellow, not urine.

Ick ick ick.... and who "just takes IT out" during casual conversation???

MercuryPDX

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]>

La Cieca

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> First Moe takes her pants off at his place, now this chick flashes him the goodies? I'm beginning to think he IS a guru.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @lionel-mandrake:
Maybe she has an aunt and a grandmother, both named Min. Or 2 very tiny dogs.


meerkat

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @rachystyle: Yeah. About that. Who the FUCK wipes their cum through their own hair? Someone ELES' hair, maybe.. but their own? Blech.

Reluctant Financier

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @lionel-mandrake: Gotta be a pet of some kind. Fluffy white dog or push faced cat.

crotchety

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails2: Shit. I need more coffee. My apologies, everyone!

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Also: He wipes his cum in his hair. I just ate a Girl Scout Cookie. That isn't staying down.

rachystyle

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @meerkat: yes, what exactly are "mins"?

lionel-mandrake

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @Nellicat: That's an entirely different website. Once which I prefer to pretend doesn't exist.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Wait...wait...wait. This woman allows some yahoo to grab her tits mid-sentence, then agrees to FLASH them and comes to the conclusion that HE needs therapy???!!?!? Honey, book some time on the couch for yourself, ok??

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Didn't Moe already cover this territory? And didn't some of us kind of hate her for it?

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> I wish I could un-read that.

lionel-mandrake

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> @meerkat: After all I've read about Paul Janka, I wouldn't be surprised if the 'Mins' turned out to be her pet name for her breasts.

...he wiped down my coffee table, kissed my tits, threw out my garbage and left around 3am.

Yeah.. I can totally picture it going down like that.

Reluctant Financier

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> For those of you too grossed out or at work, at one point, for no apparent reason, he whips out his "Long and thin and pencillike" unit.

Frankly, I was more grossed out by the fact that she doesn't know how to use "recant" correctly in a sentence.

crotchety

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Paul Janka now refers to himself in the third person. With a british accent.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Is she the one who went out with Eric Schaeffer? Girlfriend needs to try a new website or something.

lalalina

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> What are mins?

meerkat

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Ick.

Bunsy

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Thanks Kelly! Now I feel dirty and bad too.

nonethewiser

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Suddenly I don't feel so bad about spending Saturday night alone.

BabsieT

]]> <![CDATA["Just a Man With a Compulsion:" Kelly Kreth's Date With Paul Janka Just Sad]]> Did these two buy a time machine and give birth to John Fitzgerald Page?

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]>