<![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> Official, not officially. And OFFICIALLY, I hate not being able to edit mistakes as I am of the types-too-fast school of commenting.

Carol Gardens

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> 1) Mormon candidate
2) Officially endorsement of public stoning of sinners
3) Outlawing heathen food (that can't be kept in a bomb shelter) like sushi

Carol Gardens

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> @viruswithshoes: CLAP CLAP CLAP

Carol Gardens

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> @Pope John Peeps II:
1) Cosmo magazine
2) finds creative uses for scrunchies and
3) is Continental

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> @marconi: You sound uncannily like my girlfriend.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> @viruswithshoes: Yeah, no. No wait...no...Yeah!

Linkletter'sDaughter

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> Mormons are fucking liars. They do not have spaceships and their cats cannot stand on their hind legs and walk backwards for any great distance. As to the shit I was told about their spoons - they are not backwards-facing spoons, all their forks don't have notches on them for angel feet to rest upon, and their knives go blunt like any other religion's knives. Their cars need fuel of some kind like all other cars, and they can't drive themselves or talk to you about the weather or about golf or biscuits or anything else really. Mormons don't use special tea-towels with the sign of Aries cut into them by children in the third-world - another fucking lie, I've discovered. And they don't all come from fucking Mormania - I know because I looked it up on a map - and a globe - and Mormania doesn't even exist. And don't give one a television show in the afternoon, because that's when they emit a high-frequency gas and it could mean the deaths of millions of stay-at-home moms and pets of all ages.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> @marconi: perfectly put.

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> everybody sing: I'm a little bit Morman, and a little bit.....

notAsnark

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> Mormons are good people with wonderful jello dishes and super sundaes. Marie and Ozzy are a lovely couple, and the Romney Family harmonies are truly magical. Now that they are allowing hoboes into the priesthood (and soon with the new prophet Monson, allowing God himself into the temples) they are truly today's modern-a-go-go religion. Just last Christmas the pope himself remarked that Jesus's quote about Mormons as he dangled on the cross, was probably only uttered in a moment of despair and was not meant to harm.

Linkletter'sDaughter

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> Is there any way to arrange a war to the death between the Mormons and the Scientologists? The winner gets to live in Utah.

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> Great. Another venue for her to push her evil crap dolls on America.

meechybee

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> 1) JFP
2) dropping a Viagra
3) for a one night stand with a Fattie

bobby_cobb

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> Oh goddamnit, you just made a post about anuses and sex and now I look like Carlos Mencia

stop complaining about gas prices

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> @Bufflekins: For like two seconds ... and it was soooo bad. They'd have the guests on for four minutes at a time, and once they sang "Seasons of Love" with Jessica Biel. Stop looking at me, my mother would watch it.

whitekidinflatbush

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> @Pope John Peeps II:
1. Mormon
2. Anal
3. Sex

stop complaining about gas prices

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> @Pope John Peeps II:
A) Religious Kinkster
B) Pinky in the anus
C) during Oral sex

MercuryPDX

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> @Pope John Peeps II:
1. Osmond family
2. Stunk up
3. The bathroom

antisocialite

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> I'm so glad that the Mormon population of New York is barely existent and that barely existent population is made up by missionaries that no one really gives a shit about.

stop complaining about gas prices

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> @Pope John Peeps II: I would have said

1) S&M
2) electricity
3) to the scrotum

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> "Responding on-air to questions about her fainting spell, Osmond explained that 'once in a while that happens to me when I get winded. I stop breathing.' She punctuated her remark with a giggle."

Nope, you can't lie on TV.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> DO you think her hubby has to take the special underwear off when they do it, or does he just stick his joint out a special copulation hole designed for that very purpose?

Truculent

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> @Bufflekins: Wouldn't be one. The fun of living in America, however, would come to a screeching halt. Bye Bye vice.

Thenoodieblues

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> @Thenoodieblues: Even if he's gay?

Wait, Donny and Marie had a talk show?

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> 1) Repressed cauldron of raging horniness
2) Presenting squeaky clean image.
3) And has locked drawer filled with mail order dildos, Gun Oil and handcuffs.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> If a Mormon is ever elected as President, I am leaving the country.

Thenoodieblues

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> @Pope John Peeps II:

1) Mormon
2) Watches TV
3) On Sundays

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Latter Daytime Saints]]> GAWKER MADLIBS:

"A little-bit rock n' roll" is 1)_______ code for
2) _________ 3)__________.

Pope John Peeps II

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