<![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> Don't let 'em get you down, son. At least you didn't roll your eyes.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> @Nic Fit: ME too. i always thought it was 'choir'. but it sounded like Jon pronounced it 'Corey'.

also? i like that Choire is smoking. no one smokes anymore. is it wrong to say he looked really cool doing it?

LAGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> @Bell County: You just get right out of town. Now!

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> Can we make this a regular feature? Choire making rich folks squirm?!

SeaBassTian

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> @fiveinchtaint: It's worse than you think; I've actually even been told that liberals control the media.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> @Bunsy: Have to respectfully disagree with you, but as Hez sez, Choire's DILF status is pretty much a silled dill

Wondershowzen

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> Wow, those are two unattractive men. (Sorry.) They should stick to the printed page.

Um, (rub nose), I don't know, (long Beatty-esque pause), you know............. (puff on cigarette, twist neck around)

Bunsy

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> @soybomb: yes

narnio

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> @soybomb: Is that a koan?

SchmatSchmaymon

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> C'mon, Choire, you KNOW they also spending it on going out to dinner every night.

Carol Gardens

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> these comments (in relation to the reality of the situation) lead me to question: are gawker commmenters, as a whole, fugly?

debord at work

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> Is this the same Jon Fine who in the mid-90s used to troll around the East Village in a band called Vineland, most noted for its association with Bitch Magnet? If so, he had a lot more hair then.

An excerpt from an interview I just found:

Tell Music: Vineland has seen many lineup-changes. Would you say they are mostly a result of fate (whatever that is) or of your personality? Are you difficult to work with?

Jon Fine: Alright, alright, I admit it: I'm an asshole. I really don't know the answer to this one. I can say in early versions of Vineland, I'd ended up with people who seemed right at the time, or were great pals, but turned out to be unsuited for what I had in mind, once it developed. Since then, it's been a mixed bag: drugs, people going to school, people leaving town, people just getting sick of it.

thegayrecluse

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> @fiveinchtaint:
That's not communism!? Maybe being-a little on the left side...

rantersparadise

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> *blush* Hi Choire!
Goddammit, you're hot.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> Such a DILF. (But no, it doesn't make me want to smoke. Well, not tobacco.)

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> Sassy eyebrow! Please Hammer don't hurt em!
In other news, WE MISS YOU DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

BK_KT

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> Also, his hands are lovely.

So yes, it's conclusive: all the good ones are gay.

IBentMyWookie

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> Watch out, Andrew Sullivan. There's a new bearded web gay in town...

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> I may be extra grumpy today, or am totally missing some insidery joke here, but is Gawker communist? Taco Bell should give away its products, and someone who has found success should feel guilty for not giving everything to charity? Maybe I just need to stick to the open caption posts for now.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> Thumbs up for finding eyes to match that pretty blue shirt, Choire (of course I noticed). But, I also noticed the nose check thing, a little too obvious for the camera, don't ya think?.

WideStanceRomancer

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> OOOOOOOOOH, those come-hither eyes befringed with thick, lustrous lashes!

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> Perhaps Choire could ask this guy: "What makes you think that even a few million bucks makes marriage to that woman tenable?"

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> 71 minutes long, really?? The kid can pick herself up at preschool!

dotorg greg

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> Also, can we all just agree that Choire makes us all want to smoke? And be poor? And be better looking than everyone else?

lululemming

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> what was so funny about this?

walnuts

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> Um, you know. No, really I don't. Why don't you show me...

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> @Nic Fit: [choiresicha.com] or, um what MattGaymon said

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> @soybomb: but john cougar mellencamp would have also built pink houses for you and me.

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> And maybe you should pay 1 million for my instructional workshop on what to do with the remaining 8 million.

relunctant entity

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> @Nic Fit: You pronounce it like "a million bucks covered in chocolate syrup and sarcasm."

SchmatSchmaymon

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> Ah Choire, you're pretty. Um, you know.

lululemming

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> I've wondered for some time how one pronounces Choire. Is it like "choir"? Or "chore-y"? What's the deal?

Nic Fit

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> "What else should be done with it?"

It's like, if you don't know, then maybe you don't need so much of it.

relunctant entity

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> @the cajun boy: they built all those pink fake houses though!!!

debord at work

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> Yeah, seriously, my multiple offers to "do" Choire still stand. He does have a habit of batting his eyes and bashfully turning his head away like a Japanese schoolgirl, though, which alternates between being cute and being Jimmy Fallonesque. But who wouldn't sleep with Jimmy Fallon as long as no one would ever find out!

Oh, Choire. You. Complete. Me.

procrastinator, esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> choire, even brangelina doesn't actually LIVE in the lower 9th ward. they just do good works there.

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> Choire has a twinkle in his eye!

I wonder if Jon knows that Lindsay Lohan also wears a Ramones t-shirt now.

whoneedslight

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> this was pretty dumb except for the "move to the ninth ward and build some houses" line (how could it not be; interviewing someone who's less interesting than interviewer). as a new orleanian and a person, i'm back to liking choire on a basic level.

debord at work

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> I wouldn't say "uncomfortable." More like "understandably bored by the question."

bigmonkeycar

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> @CodePink: 0:39-0:48 - oh my my, that saucy little head turn & smirk!! swooooooon!

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> Oh, Choire's not very good looking at all, is he? (Sarcasm) Jeeze oh crow, good job on the genetic good looking genes things, Choire.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> That "Ramones" shirt is unbearable. When I become a gazillionaire, I promise to accouter myself appropriately: In a life-sized Fabergé egg carved from a single giant ruby, perched on golden chariot wheels, and pulled by a team of the six noblest Chippendales dancers in all the land.

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> choire, my beloved, you may be poor but you are seriously hot.

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> Choire, Mister Big Hands!

fortqueenmean

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> Gazillionaire? Since when does $9 million and a stated desire to wildly mismanage that $9 million make Ms. Touby a "gazillionaire?"

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> PAPA BEAR!!

jimbehrle

]]> <![CDATA[Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars]]> Wow. Choire says, "Um, you know," a lot.

yourfriendandneighbor

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