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Skippy Finally Wins Mallory's Heart

rubyruby — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:27:54 EST

God, I'm hot.

rubyruby

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missdelite — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:23:20 EST

Vixen.

missdelite

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Wasp vs Stryper — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:42:03 EST

Ummm, is it just me or is it obvious that Julia needs a bra and to stop wearing knockoffs.....

Wasp vs Stryper

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oneifbylandtwoifbysea — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:30:46 EST

oh, how cute:
a photo of widdle Huddy's first Prostate Exam.

oneifbylandtwoifbysea

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lululemming — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:59:18 EST

Not to get all chatroom-y, but I have a legitimate question that perhaps someone who travels in the same circles as L'Allison can answer. Does she spend the entire evening at a party just sidling up to famous people with her hand on her hip? Does she just walk right up and ask? And how many people are too embarassed to be photographed with her and say "no thanks"? How awkward must that be? I mean, this Hud up here looks pretty mortified. Does she have to chat with them first? For how long before the camera comes out? And are Julia's "friends" encouraging off this? Or are they like "put the fucking camera away, already"?

Writ short, my question: Does this woman do any living, or is she too busy photographing her life?

Also, I have too much time on my hands because I seriously just considered a line graph correlating this woman's actions with my desire to set fire to the internet.

lululemming

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JojoSaysNo — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:51:34 EST

Waiter Prevents Ceiling Collapse, Saves People No One Wanted Saved

JojoSaysNo

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lululemming — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:43:04 EST

(l-r)An overhyped machine that no one will care about in two years, a Macbook, Hud Whatsis.

lululemming

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:32:45 EST

Julia Allison, Manipulative Pickpocket

Chaim Gnadelstein

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CaptainFantastic — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:28:22 EST

@hunterw: I assume he's wearing suspenders.

CaptainFantastic

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oneifbylandtwoifbysea — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:25:03 EST

So... Anna Wintour only takes off her Sunglasses when hawking her 'other' magazine?
She's a man, Baby!

oneifbylandtwoifbysea

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oneifbylandtwoifbysea — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:23:30 EST

It looks like the top of Hud Morgan's head is a nursery for future Donald Trump Hair Plugs...
Saplings.

oneifbylandtwoifbysea

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TedSez — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:11:47 EST

@TedSez:
unsuccessfully. Fool!

TedSez

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WideStanceRomancer — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:07:56 EST

Amanda Lepore Goes Brunette

WideStanceRomancer

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TedSez — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:06:14 EST

As she re-creates American Gothic, Julia Allison tries unsuccesfully to grant wood.

TedSez

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disslexic — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:00:39 EST

Hors D'oeuvre Tray Most Interesting Attendee at Party

disslexic

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MisterHippity — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:58:27 EST

Julia Allison Reaches Into Man's Pocket, Twists Gonads and Hisses: "Look At My Breasts, Dammit — Look At Them!"

MisterHippity

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Yazz Flute — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:56:46 EST

"All the chardonnay in the world won't make this strumpet any more appealing to my closeted being. Sigh. I miss Lloyd."

Yazz Flute

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Garanimal Logic — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:51:06 EST

Pocket Pool: Always in Style

Garanimal Logic

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MisterHippity — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:47:01 EST

Nobody Can Snatch Food Off Of Tray Held Aloft By Freakishly Tall Waiter

MisterHippity

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MisterHippity — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:45:10 EST

Julia Allison Plays Role Of Hud-Sucker Proxy For Closeted Magazine Editor

MisterHippity

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CodePink — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:44:14 EST

The Stars of The Office Get Fancy!

CodePink

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fiveinchtaint — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:40:33 EST

Pocket square too embarrassed to be seen in photo.

I see Kim Raver, that thoroughly annoying woman from 24 and junior member of the horse-faced club, is in this show. The eventual appearance of her image on this site requires some work on original equine-inspired metaphors.

fiveinchtaint

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Spirit Fingers — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:39:52 EST

Refuse to comment with witty caption. Julia Allison is a nobody. The fact that she's trying desperately to channel a 1998 Angelina Jolie is less disturbing than the fact that she's convinced someone, my guess...anyone, that she's important enough to be photog'd with. For shame C.H.U.D., sorry, I meant Hud.

Spirit Fingers

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Sarcastro — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:37:15 EST

@Sarcastro: Hud Morgan on suicide watch; wishes authorities took tie and shoelaces as well.

Sarcastro

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MisterHippity — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:34:11 EST

@MisterHippity: DAMN TYPO. Corrected:

Julia Allison Uses Her Left Hand To Apply For Her Next Magazine Job

MisterHippity

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MisterHippity — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:33:17 EST

Julia Allison's Uses Her Left Hand To Apply For Her Next Magazine Job

MisterHippity

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KarenUhOh — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:31:30 EST

"Barneys Announces Additional Mannequin Layoffs"

KarenUhOh

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Sarcastro — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:30:57 EST

Hud Morgan on suicide watch.

Sarcastro

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:30:01 EST

@hunterw: That was bothering me too.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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rod — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:28:08 EST

Does this fag go with this dress?

rod

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hunterw — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:25:33 EST

Someone needs to buy that man a belt.

hunterw

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koala325 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:23:00 EST

Hudsucker

koala325

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Cosmo Lupertazzi — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:22:09 EST

"Hud Morgan" is like "Ham Fish," the name of several in a family of legislators from the Hudson Valley in New York. Isn't it?

Cosmo Lupertazzi

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oneifbylandtwoifbysea — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:18:37 EST

"HUD MORGAN"... Sounds like project housing in Connecticut. (Housing and Urban Development)

oneifbylandtwoifbysea

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Cosmo Lupertazzi — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:17:27 EST

@Metcalf: Do you really expect anyone to believe that some vacuous poseur like Hud Morgan would misspell several terms in the Daily Stanford? Please.

Cosmo Lupertazzi

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:17:09 EST

Socialite Goes Husband Shopping, Accidentally Browses Gay Section

Chaim Gnadelstein

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BK_KT — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:16:36 EST

Hud's looking slightly puffy, maybe he should switch to vodka sodas instead of all that chardonnay?

BK_KT

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magic8ball — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:16:17 EST

@The One: Good point about the hair.

magic8ball

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Fishman — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:14:53 EST

@CosmoBarkley: Men's Vogue? Is it subtitled Gay Dude Who's Not Out of the Closet Yet?

What's next, Men's People? Men's Vanity Fair? Men's NY Times?

Fishman

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magic8ball — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:13:42 EST

Why must she "pose" like that. Does she not realize how fake it looks? She's not a runway model, she's at a party. And "the money shot" with Candace Bucshnell? What's that about?

magic8ball

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Tammany_Fall — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:13:23 EST

@oneifbylandtwoifbysea: And turn his labels in!

Tammany_Fall

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WideStanceRomancer — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:12:14 EST

Sansabelts are back, baby!

WideStanceRomancer

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oneifbylandtwoifbysea — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:11:43 EST

This picture needs to be renamed "MAC and CHEESE!"

oneifbylandtwoifbysea

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BettyCrocker — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:11:39 EST

@lawyergay: Love it, except she's a hack, too. How about: Hack-Rack, Mac, Hack-BigMacAttack? It's like Boolean code for "pair of insufferable douches"!

BettyCrocker

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:11:34 EST

Cocktail Hour at Club Twat

Chaim Gnadelstein

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The One — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:11:00 EST

Nice fake Chanel bag, Jules. Sort of goes with that tacky curling-iron-gone-awry hairdon't.

The One

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oneifbylandtwoifbysea — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:10:27 EST

You'd think that the editor of "Men's Vogue" would know how to hold a glass of wine correctly...
Puh-leeeeeeze!

oneifbylandtwoifbysea

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CodePink — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:10:15 EST

There Will Be White Wine

CodePink

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GayGayerson — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:09:23 EST

Self-Absorbed Hack Strikes Usual Pose, Universe Sighs, "Really??"

GayGayerson

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lawyergay — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:09:15 EST

Rack, Mac, Hack

lawyergay

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hypocriteoath — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:07:16 EST

John Krasinksi Hears Firsthand Just How Awesome Georgetown Really is... All While Wearing a Womens' Suit"

hypocriteoath

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mstr_donut — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:07:04 EST

Looks like JA has a bigger bulge "down there" than he does.

mstr_donut

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Metcalf — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:06:42 EST

Please tell me we can stop giving screen time to either of these two. Not really sure who annoys me more; but this might tip the scales...

[daily.stanford.edu]
[daily.stanford.edu]

Metcalf

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VirusWithShoes — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:05:44 EST

"No Brain With No Bra Knows No-name"

VirusWithShoes

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BettyCrocker — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:04:30 EST

80s Demirep v. Bloaty PastyPrep: Let the danceoff... begin!

*dem·i·rep A person of doubtful reputation or respectability

BettyCrocker

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Moff — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:04:27 EST

God, his outfit is flaggy.

@mathnet: Ha!

Moff

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StrawBerryShortCake — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:03:56 EST

I wear my scarf inside too, it really helps with the street cred

StrawBerryShortCake

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StrawBerryShortCake — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:03:01 EST

Mac's new marketing campaign?

StrawBerryShortCake

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Tammany_Fall — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:02:58 EST

If we untie that wrap dress I bet her arms fall off.

Tammany_Fall

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Cosmo Lupertazzi — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:01:28 EST

Men's Vogue? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is there no surcease to the humor???

Cosmo Lupertazzi

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:00:32 EST

Personality Nobody Cares About, Editor Whose Magazine Nobody Reads, Fete TV Show Nobody Watches.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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neithernor — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:00:28 EST

Hudsel, so not hot right now.

neithernor

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HiredGoons — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:00:08 EST

"My douchebag was too big to fit in my purse."

HiredGoons

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BettyCrocker — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:00:02 EST

"Jules, it's '80s Night. You won't even have to change!"

BettyCrocker

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Furious George — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:59:00 EST

@Pope John Peeps II: But...is Julia -- or indeed, the world -- ready for "Blue Steel" just yet?

Furious George

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Pope John Peeps II — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:58:22 EST

Also, Hud Morgan's third arm seems extremely useful at parties! Lookathimgo!

Pope John Peeps II

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Pope John Peeps II — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:57:23 EST

Well, we've established that party pose #1 works after long years of experimentation. It's time to build a party pose #2.

Pope John Peeps II

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Reluctant Financier — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:56:52 EST

Mmm.. Yes.. Bradford, I'll Have Another Brandy, And the Little Lady Will Have A New Life; Forthwith!

Reluctant Financier

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BettyCrocker — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:56:04 EST

"I just saved a bundle on my escort fees!"

BettyCrocker

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Furious George — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:54:35 EST

"I'm not gonna pay a lot for this hooker."

Furious George

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blix — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:53:46 EST

INZIBABUL TY!!!1!

blix

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mathnet — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:53:35 EST

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mathnet

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IBentMyWookie — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:53:10 EST

I know it's based on a Candace Bushnell show, but bringing a hooker to the premiere party is still pretty gauche.

IBentMyWookie