<![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> If I remember correctly from the CES footage, they only get a couple of miles before they need a recharge, if that. So no kid will want them when they can have those wheelies that work on sugar power.

Tenno

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> I want a remote control device that operates other people's iShoes, so I can whisk them into oncoming traffic.

WideStanceRomancer

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> those look very useful, but for 600 dollars its a little out of my budget

Lana23

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> Holy Crap! It's bad enough that kids (with dumb-ass parents) roll around the mall in Wheelies endangering small children, pregnant women, and the elderly. WTF!

Ummwhat

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> I can't wait to get run off the sidewalk by these dorks. It's not like the sidewalks are underused in NYC.

meechybee

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> @Michael Jahn: ...At least not until the secondary market of stolen shoes comes up. I love seeing $1,500 racing bikes covered in duct tape.

meechybee

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> Looks like fun. But then, so did Gnip Gnops.
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Auntie_Meme

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> Why do I keep having these dreams about wishbones?

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> This thing must have been sponsored by orthopedic surgeons. One foot in the pothole, another foot on a half-eaten felafel, 9-1-1 call.

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> What does the "I" stand for? I look like an Idiot?

disinterested 3rd party

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> Anyone else just want to flat out TACKLE that fucker.....hard?

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> nice helmet, dork.

well, at least the backing music is sufficiently radical.

The Dewd

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> How unfashionable.

stop complaining about gas prices

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> Also, be sure to look for these the next time you get mugged. By someone who stole them from somebody else.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> Seeing as a decent pair of rollerskates costs $49.99, they've finally managed to quantify the cost of laziness at $550.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> Finally! An answer to the long-standing question: What would Gob Bluth do?
"Come on Michael! You wouldn't ask a man with $600 rollerskates to walk a block in your shoes!"

lastcigaretteme

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> At least this technological advancement won't lead to any kind of horrific, ungodly injuries.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> Coming soon -- "Pimp My Shoes"

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> @SarahHeartburn: Or forget shoes and make all sidewalks a moonbounce.

It's like people who make their dog tow them on their rollerblades, without the dog.

amplesufficiency

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> I am assuming these are meant for the wide open spaces in New York City? Oh wait...

shiningstar loves her president-elect!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> 7 minute abs

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> Add some retractable spikes and a death ray and I'm all over them.

EnviousJuno

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> I understand that they also melt any ice and snow underfoot, and are endorsed by the American Academy of Trial Lawyers. Win, win win!

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> More kamikaze, mow-down-the-pedestrians roller sports in Central Park

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> Great - more ways for people to be fat.

ljnd2

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> Is Bloomberg going to charge users $8 a foot to ride into Midtown?

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> Oh, phooey. I say just put superdense rubber on all shoes , ezpecially Manolos and Jimmy Choos and lets us all bounce all over the place.

But then, I'm having a bad day.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> Snatching purses made easier!

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> Wait until Chinese restaurant delivermen start tooling down the sidewalk on these things.

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> It's nice to see rollerskates make a comeback.

Looker

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> Inspired by Apple and Lamborghini, it says on their site? WTF, could this POSSIBLY be more offensive?

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> I always thought walking involved too much leg movement. Thanks iShoe.

BenderingTime

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> was that a pauly shore movie about college?

Bigggnasty

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> I find it interesting that 1) they don't show him crossing a street, 2) him taking off or 3) take that incredibly sharp corner they present about 2/3 of the way through this thing. at least the segway showed its capabilities its infomerchial AND made Bush look like a dumbass.

jestandefer

]]> <![CDATA[Wheeled Shoe Soon To Be Ubiquitous On New York Streets]]> Quick! Somebody get me a Snow Mosquito!

Michael Jahn

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