<![CDATA[People's Parties - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> Scarlett Johansson is such a shitstain. I can't even begin to explain how embarrassed I felt at Coachella last year when she got onstage with The Jesus & Mary Chain and started singing (moaning?)

stop complaining about gas prices

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> @TedSez: Ah. . .you just read her for the jokes.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> @VirusWithShoes: Oh how I search the skies for a Xenu Drone. Sadly, I've yet to see one. Sigh.

ChurlishSpice

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> @ChurlishSpice: Ah - the often-rumoured "Xenu Drones"...

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> I just hope she doesn't end up marrying her adopted child

comedydude

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> @VirusWithShoes: She's on the lookout for all the high level Scientologists circling overhead, fearful they might swoop down and nab Woody.

ChurlishSpice

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> who the hell listens to this odiferous old daughter-marrier anyway? I guess he'll go to his grave convinced of his own sex appeal--remember his creepy movie interest in Mariel? As for Miss Scarlett--she had better keep that figure, because the butch monotone and inability to act aren't working in her favor...

annasballs

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> ... to the kind of ...

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> I wish Scarlett would go back to kind of swimsuits she used to wear, when her boobs used to be funny.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> @VirusWithShoes: That's Mia up there with a machete.

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> Does anybody know what she's looking at in that picture? Is she worried about avian flu?

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> How do you get on the Page Six Party Route? Is there a season ticket or something? Press pass?

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> He also hopes she swallows.

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: HA.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> @lolcait: Don't be imbarassed.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> Yeah, well, he also hopes she never turns 18.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> @crotchety: FIXED. Embarrassing.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> good call, she should get old and gnarly AND THEN make the gossip pages for something more creepily sordid... like, say, gray incest (?).

debord at work

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> I just hope she keeps on that cherry bathing suit. Wait...no, I don't.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> Although, you made up for it with ". . .rickety old Allen."

crotchety

]]> <![CDATA[People's Parties]]> "EEEEEmasculate". Golly.

crotchety

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