Sex Sells (Fruit) - Gawker Comments

Sex Sells (Fruit)

mrburglar — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:01:20 EST

Does anyone know what song is playing here?

mrburglar

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YourGoldKeith — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:34:27 EST

I'm hornungry!

YourGoldKeith

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raincoaster — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:53:47 EST

@famousauthor: The organic dildo site.

raincoaster

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famousauthor — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:41:24 EST

If sex will sell fruit, then what will sell vegetables?

famousauthor

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In Other News... — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:25:40 EST

Back. That was awesome!

In Other News...

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In Other News... — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:25:27 EST

Going to Europe. BRB.

In Other News...

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CodePink — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:56:27 EST

Does anyone hear the dial up ancient internet sounds at the end? Not like I, um, heard them. Because I watched this. Um. A few times.

CodePink

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Pope John Peeps II — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:23:29 EST

God, French people have their flaws, but when they get it RIGHT, it's righter than any fucking thing humans have ever invented EVER.

Pope John Peeps II

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tootingbec — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:24:45 EST

This advertisement cries out for an American version, with the fruit-sex replaced with fruit-violence. Sploosh! Smurg! Spap!

tootingbec

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raincoaster — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:56:40 EST

Don't laugh; okay, laugh. The internet can take it.

There are instructions for getting busy with the melon family and there's The Organic Dildo site, among other NSFFoodPyramid sites. Remember, it only counts as a serving if you SWALLOW.

raincoaster

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citykids — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:47:09 EST

I'm confused - I'm not sure if I want to go out and buy some fruit or go and find me a threesome?

citykids

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stop complaining about gas prices — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:01:53 EST

Sexual content in commercials is a better way of wording it.

stop complaining about gas prices

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stop complaining about gas prices — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:01:06 EST

CALL ME EUROPEAN but I don't really see why people spend so much time being offended at sexual commercial content. Americans (I'm looking at you shitstains in the Bible Belt) get offended at GoDaddy.com commercials with dancing girls in tank tops and I just can't really fathom why.

stop complaining about gas prices

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CodePink — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 19:46:02 EST

Wow!!! I want fruit!!!!!!!!

CodePink

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SarahHeartburn — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:26:41 EST

@Frightened Inmate #2: RICHARD!!!!!COMMMIEEEE!

SarahHeartburn

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SarahHeartburn — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:26:18 EST

I will never eat a Granny Smith apple again.

SarahHeartburn

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#ERR404 — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:59:15 EST

2 girls, 1 fruitcup?

#ERR404

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mz_wysiwyg — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:56:46 EST

I don' t know about anybody else but this is pretty much the way I consume fruit...a fig just doesn't taste the same unless you've warmed it in your crotch first...

mz_wysiwyg

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onebadclam — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:41:58 EST

But when I suggest an office three-way people get all pissy.

onebadclam

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IAmSuperTurtle — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:28:29 EST

Fruit Salad. Yummy Yummy.

IAmSuperTurtle

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Lysergic Asset — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:20:30 EST

This may be why vegans will only have sex with other vegans.

Lysergic Asset

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Hez — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:12:12 EST

This reminds me of Patsy Stone's unforgettable line about the soon-to-be-married Saffy:

"She is a virgin in a world where men will turn to soft fruit for pleasure."

Hez

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ThighHigh — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:05:17 EST

What happened? I blacked out.

ThighHigh

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Hiphopopotamus — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:03:26 EST

This is just another elaborate ploy by the Big Fruit lobby to make pomegranates attractive to kids.

Hiphopopotamus

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Clare — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:02:43 EST

[adds "raspberries," "pillow-lipped Frenchman" to grocery list]

Clare

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Furious George — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:02:29 EST

I think the moral of the story is that every fruit, no matter how common or exotic, looks like either a penis or a vagina when presented a certain way. And that's kind of awesome.

Furious George

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BGGA — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:57:25 EST

Gives new meaning to "tossed friut salad". I'm not sure if I'm hungry or horny...

BGGA

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Hiphopopotamus — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:56:07 EST

Am I supposed to want to eat the fruit, or fuck it? I guess they don't really care as long as I buy it... 30 cantaloupes please!

Hiphopopotamus

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HobeforeHos — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:51:44 EST

Ima fuck a mango, BRB.

HobeforeHos

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AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:48:08 EST

Um, I liked when the girl ate the watermelon, not because I'm a lesbian but because I'm black.

AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover

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downlow — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:47:59 EST

I saw boobies.

downlow

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PimpMyCouch — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:45:52 EST

@IBentMyWookie: But right before that, she smells burnt toast!

PimpMyCouch

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lionel-mandrake — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:43:31 EST

That lady needs to trim her strawberry patch.

lionel-mandrake

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IBentMyWookie — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:39:16 EST

The Canadian version of the ad features the protagonist suffering an allergic reaction to the papaya that causes her head to swell up and eventually explode, with her brain matter spewing over her lovers.

IBentMyWookie

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Furious George — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:38:58 EST

Holy shit. I almost lost it when that chick slipped a finger into the canteloupe.

Furious George