<![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Oh, Honey, No.

hummingpenguin

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "My daughter thinks we're rich, but we're not. I'm so ashamed."

realamurricun

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "I don't mean to judge, but....judge."

warmaiden

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Anne Hathaway wears Marc Jacobs' "Scrotum Skirt" to the matinee of "Grease."

damiannyc

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "No, you're thinking of my uncle Donny."

homobot v3.0

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "They've already *cast* the Sex and The City movie? Then why the hell am I dressed like this?"

radiogrl1

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Skirt- "...And the weather was cold"
Pants- "Oh.. you mean shrinkage?"
Skirt- "Yes, significant shrinkage"
Pants- "So you feel you were shortchanged?"

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Remember, Mom, only the really rich ones get to pollinate me.

bugupit

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "Nice stems!"

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> So you think my skirt looks poofy? Well laugh it up, bitch, because once I curb stomp you that sidewalk will be the last thing you ever see.

fishneversleep

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> This photo reminds me of my mother. And she's telling me that my ensemble is silly.

CreoleSugar

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> When there is a Goodwill Anne hathaway

therealgoogle

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Hathaway Farts Fully Grown Woman; Story At Eleven.

mrhepburn

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Modern-Day Girl Socrates Gradually Gaining Following

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> @itstheroooo (sorry, the reply button didn't work):
That's a great one, too!

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Hathway Is Guest Lecturer at Paparazzi Rehab

bodegacat

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "It's a Major Award!"

tootingbec

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Hokey Pokey Halted When Hathaway Sticks Her Right Hand Out & Friend Refuses to Play

bodegacat

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "Bryant Park? I think it's hath-a-way."

semiserious

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> On Christmas Eve, Anne Hathaway Has A Terrifying Encounter With The Ghost Of Anne Hathaway Future

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "You're not Meryl, so it's none of your business why I'm wearing this."

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "Anne, honey, I said we're going TO the ballet, not I'm taking you to ballet."

throwingstones

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "Pull my finger!!"

CharlesRockyPamplin

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Aging Lara Flynn Boyle Assaults Ann Hathaway for Stealing Her '03 Golden Globes Look.

plausible_banditti

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "Bring Your Special Child To Work Day" Embarrassing For Edie McClurg

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> @flipper baby: This is just perfect.

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "Julia who?"
" Nope. Never heard of her"

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> @VirusWithShoes:
I'm confused, which one is the complete idiot?

Greasy Thumb Guzik

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Publicist Informs Actress: Jack Nicholson No Longer Into Tutus

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> COMMUNITY THEATRE PRESENTS:
Anne Hathaway as "Anne-thony Hathaway" in "UNCIRCUMSIZED: The Musical"

AmishRebel

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> 'Muffin Top' of The Mornin' Tuh Yuh!

AmishRebel

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Anne Hathaway jumps in front of narcoleptic freak at Hottie or Nottie premier.

SpeakerCity

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "Muuuum!"

Flashman

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Anne Hathaway waits on line for ticket to obscurity.

SpeakerCity

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "Mom - this isn't Waverly Inn."

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "Hang On - I Think That Was Brad From Brooklyn."

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Hathaway Mistakes Stranger For Less Stylish Imaginary Friend

OR

Hathaway Bitches to Stranger About Blush Mishap

Theda_Bara

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "Hey lady, want to see my penis!?!?"

Thenoodieblues

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> @Colonel Mustard: Heh.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Traffic Cone Meets Competition For Role Of "Albino"

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "Is this the line for the Julia Allison auditions?"

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Anne Hathaway's Gastric Bypass Surgery Successful:
Extra Skin A Problem.

AmishRebel

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Farsighted Actress Can't Shake the Suspicion That She's Being Followed

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> *Hathaway. Blerg.

IAmSuperTurtle

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Hathway Getting Ready to Audition for Role of "Pink Lady" in "Grease 3: This Time it's Personal"

IAmSuperTurtle

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Make a stupid move and I blow away the tutu with this gun in my pocket.

oldsalty

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Hypnotized Woman Instructed To Locate Anne Hathaway's Career

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Man In Disguise Tries To Discretely Enter Anne Hathaway.

MordecaiStein1

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> @MisterHippity: HA.

MordecaiStein1

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> After Getting Jacket Caught In Tutu, Woman Forced To Follow Anne Hathaway Around For Rest Of The Day

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Ella Invaded

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Upside-down Peony Hides Hathaway's Upside-down Peonies

AmishRebel

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> The Disheveled Rears Hotcha

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> A word of warning... stay away from Paris if you don't want your hot-pocket violated. She might mistake your tutu for a beadspread and 'dive right in'. ;)

NorCal

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "Um, excuse me, could you, like, go over there? Thanks."

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> this appears to be taken a split second before the other woman kicks that four-inch heel from right underneath ms. thermopolis, sending her sailing to the ground. sailing, not crashing- as the elegant parachute around the waist will no doubt slow down the fall somewhat.

saltwatertaffy

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Cinderella goes Goth.

overunderover

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Another failed attempt at an outfit that can work for any occasion.

lisarae

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Predatory Lampshade Claims Perfectly Good Pair of Legs

flipper baby

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> I don't know whether to laugh at the outfit or masturbate over it. I'll maybe do both!!

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> The Princess Diaries Meets The Motorcycle Diaries

procrastinator, esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Mom to the Rescue: "Annie, honey, there's a Mentos stuck in your skirt."

longcrosse

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Degas Unimpressed: Screams, "Never is thou thast Hathaway"

AmishRebel

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> It's always a hoot when the short bus drops off passengers.

onebadclam

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "Can you still smell it? Jeez, it's like, following me!!!"

richardmarxhatesmyhair

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "Mom, it supposed to look poofy."

Dorkus_Interruputus

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "One second please.... Julie Andrews is taking a while to get here in her Starfish skirt."

MercuryPDX

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Oprah, Uma. Op-rah ... U-ma

SchmatSchmaymon

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "Aren't you a little old and slutty-looking to be in my daughter's ballet class?"

Yazz Flute

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "Hathaway to star in 'The Little Mermaid 3: Crotch of the Jellyfish'"

MercuryPDX

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Woman wearing biker jacket, tutu, fuck-me heels has personal space invaded.

BenderingTime

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "5 bucks I can make it up this curb without falling."

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> Fashion Don't.

Hockeymom

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Mesmerized By Complete Idiot]]> "It takes Tu-Tu to tango" ?

MercuryPDX

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