Liz Smith Sleeps Naked, OK? - Gawker Comments

Liz Smith Sleeps Naked, OK?

VoxPopuli — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:52:24 EST

@famousauthor: She's probably just too senile to remember where her pajamas are.

VoxPopuli

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famousauthor — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:30:01 EST

Maybe they no longer make pajamas in size 85.

famousauthor

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plasticene — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:37:33 EST

I for ONE, that is.

plasticene

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plasticene — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:37:16 EST

@MadameDecline: No, it's "fear of the flesh'' as Liz so eloquently put it. I, for on, am afraid.

plasticene

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MadameDecline — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:50:33 EST

I wouldn't classify the anxiety behind having to see her sloppy old mess as "infantile titillation" per se.

MadameDecline

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Swordfish — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:50:04 EST

As my grandmother said, "You know what's awful about turning 90? Your boobs just fall to your waist."
Liz still has some time!

Swordfish

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PimpMyCouch — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:35:23 EST

@the supergoddess: I had to in order to PROPERLY express my DISGUST at Hippity's picture. WHICH I CAN ONLY DO LOUDLY.

PimpMyCouch

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City_Dater — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:29:35 EST

@Furious_George:

LOVE. Thank you.

City_Dater

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In Other News... — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:27:44 EST

PLEEEEASE GRAAAANDMAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!1!

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Road_Rash — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:20:19 EST

Nekkid old ladies will always be repulsive!! That is until I am one and then it will be great lol. Sort of off subject, I hope I am still gettin it on with SOMEONE by then. :-)

Road_Rash

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the supergoddess — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:15:02 EST

@Furious_George: george, look what you've done EVERYONE'S GONE ALL CAPS!!!

the supergoddess

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PimpMyCouch — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:13:51 EST

@MisterHippity: DUDE! I'M EATING! Gawd!

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scroll_lock — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:13:41 EST

@Furious_George: HAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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BettyCrocker — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:11:13 EST

@Furious_George: You just caused me to guffaw loudly in my otherwise silent office.

BettyCrocker

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Furious George — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:04:39 EST

@City_Dater: "Diabeetiss robbed me of m'sight, m'legs, and the use of m'penis!" shouted Wilford Brimley at a perplexed James Lipton while the audience looked on in silent horror. "But that doesn't stop me from tryin' out all manner'a snake oils, Indian smoke charms, and Tahitian beetle extracts!"

"Have they worked?" asked Lipton.

"In aught-six I rode a mule train halfway to Siam to have some Chinaman rub hot lard all over my johnson!"

Furious George

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koala325 — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:02:23 EST

@MisterHippity:

Dang, that photo is so familiar. In what magazine did you find that American Apparel ad?

koala325

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IndianSlipper — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:02:10 EST

@scroll_lock: Hey! It's IndianSlipper. Always capitalize the S. It's a dot com thing.

IndianSlipper

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City_Dater — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:59:17 EST

@Furious_George:

If this conversation ever really happens, I think I will watch the footage again and again.
Though Wilford Brimley outing himself as a nude sleeper and calling AC "Mary" would be almost as good.

City_Dater

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sassypants — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:58:23 EST

@blogylonian: Jesus Horatio Christ. Doesn't that woman have an editor? Perhaps someone should prevent her senile rants! Now everytime someone sits on/peels off something plastic, I have to think of her...naked.

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Furious George — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:58:21 EST

@the supergoddess: Yay! I LOVE ALL CAPS!!!!!

Furious George

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MisterHippity — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:58:02 EST

@MisterHippity: If this were Fark, I'd be tempted to photoshop Liz Smith's face onto that picture.

Not that I'm trying to put any ideas in anyone's head ...

MisterHippity

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scroll_lock — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:56:18 EST

@BettyCrocker: I'll do my part- you do yours: remember to feign passing out so that mouth-to-mouth will be required.

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the supergoddess — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:56:14 EST

"mommy, hippity made the thread scary!"

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scroll_lock — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:55:14 EST

@MisterHippity: This is what you see when Indianslipper's avatar gets up off that picnic table.

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CodePink — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:54:58 EST

@MisterHippity: God, NO. That is SCARY.

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the supergoddess — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:54:40 EST

@Furious_George: ALL CAPS EXCLAMATION POINTS!! (I know how you like it when I do that! your comment! LOVE! PERFECT! OMG!!)

the supergoddess

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koala325 — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:54:30 EST

@MisterHippity:

You sick sonuva...

koala325

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BettyCrocker — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:54:27 EST

@scroll_lock: I've seen the FDNY Calendar. Aim me at a hot one.

BettyCrocker

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koala325 — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:54:08 EST

Not all old people pee and poop themselves in the middle of the night, OK? Just all the ones I know. Still. What is that, like, six people?

koala325

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MisterHippity — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:53:00 EST

"The infantile ... fear of the flesh."

Wait, come back! There's no need to be afraid ...

MisterHippity

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:50:56 EST

Ew? How do you explain my boner?

Chaim Gnadelstein

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scroll_lock — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:50:16 EST

@BettyCrocker: Ok, we're making note of your preference in case we have to toss you out of a burning building like that German baby was the other day.

scroll_lock

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Furious George — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:50:15 EST

"I sleep on a bed of nails in my wrinkled, unwashed, crumpled birthday suit," said Andy Rooney in a shocking tell-all interview with Anderson Cooper. "And let me tell ya: that suit went out of style a long time ago, but I don't give a rat's behind!"

When asked politely not to continue discussing his sleeping habits, Rooney responded, "Don't make the sandwich if you're not prepared to eat it, Mary!"

Furious George

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blogylonian — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:49:32 EST

@sassypants: oh my, that's ewwyer that anything else! Imagine the stick and stretch.

blogylonian

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scroll_lock — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:48:31 EST

@blogylonian: Joint supplements.

scroll_lock

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bittergreen — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:47:58 EST

I have an infantile titalation with comprehensible paragraphs, which sadly, Liz Smith is unable to provide.

bittergreen

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BettyCrocker — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:47:25 EST

Liz goes on with this sage advice: Perhaps there's a lesson here: Put on a big T-shirt at least, no matter how hot you are. You just never know.

I have one. It says "FRANKIE SAY RELAX" on it. I'd rather die nekkid.

BettyCrocker

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sassypants — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:46:40 EST

@blogylonian: and plastic sheets as well.

sassypants

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blogylonian — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:44:22 EST

Bet Liz has some good meds too.

blogylonian

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scroll_lock — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:43:16 EST

@TheHonJudgeSmails: you are a man obsessed.

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the supergoddess — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:41:49 EST

no, you know what - it's not ok. I know I'm usually sunshine and roses around this place but this? IS TOO MUCH. NOT OK.

the supergoddess

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:39:35 EST

@StrawBerryShortCake: I respectfully disagree.

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Sarcastro — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:39:34 EST

Liz, it's not flesh per se.

Sarcastro

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Conbon — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:38:10 EST

@LolCait: Doesn't...everybody? Now my brain hurts.

Conbon

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scroll_lock — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:37:40 EST

@Sarcastro: Cheers! Or, as Liz would say, "Bottoms Up!"

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StrawBerryShortCake — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:37:32 EST

better her the JA

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Sarcastro — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:36:03 EST

@scroll_lock: Not anymore.

And it looks like my plan to not drink tonight - breaking an eight-day streak of moderate to intense intoxication - is dead.

Sarcastro

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koala325 — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:35:25 EST

I need a shot of prune juice.

koala325

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IndianSlipper — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:34:36 EST

@Conbon: Totes.

IndianSlipper

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scroll_lock — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:34:19 EST

@Sarcastro: I know you're thanking me for leaving a monstrous, knobby, crooked zucchini out of the mix.

scroll_lock

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richardmarxhatesmyhair — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:33:43 EST

my mind just threw up. thanks, gawker!

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Conbon — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:33:18 EST

@IndianSlipper: You're just copying LolCait.

Conbon

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dado — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:32:49 EST

She said titillation. heh heh

dado

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IndianSlipper — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:31:43 EST

I sleep on picnic tables naked.

IndianSlipper

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Sarcastro — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:30:50 EST

@scroll_lock: (how's that for an EWWWWW?)

Spot fucking on.

Sarcastro

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LolCait — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:30:22 EST

She also wears clothes naked.

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scroll_lock — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:29:52 EST

She failed to mention she sleeps nekkid after booting Babs Walters, also naked, out of her bed following hot monkey sex, sponsored by Astroglide.

(how's that for an EWWWWW?)

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Nic Fit — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:27:18 EST

Civilized at any pre-Depends age.

Nic Fit

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In Other News... — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:27:13 EST

I long to be that bedsheet... OVER MY FREAKIN' HEAD!!!

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