<![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Poor Precious!

queensissy

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @dawsfly: i actually totally agree, but any excuse to take a shot at that skank fagiane. tyra's not my fave, but i do feel really bad about her leaky ass. basabe, on the other hand, is a d-list tool.

PirateHooker

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @dawsfly: I'm sorry, this is Gawker. You must have made a left instead of that third right a few stop signs ago, you know the one that says," Enter here if you do not wish to discuss and/or ridicule embarrassing intestinal illnesses or eating disorders." Right...Jezebel is back in the other direction.

(Please don't thank me. I do my best to help those who have wandered too far astray; it's kinda like community service.)

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> This situation wouldn't be so funny to all of you if you, too, suffered from IBS. Though not all IBS suffers have situations as sad and as embarrassing as this one, it's something they all worry could happen. It's an illness, not a matter of merriment.

dawsfly

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> it takes an expert in anal leakage to know one.

PirateHooker

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> It's plain rude to serve those chips without a warning.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Tyra is clearly airing out a fart in that photo...

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Prolonged abuse of laxatives leads to incontinence, incompetence.

HiredGoons

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @IndianSlipper: Here's to hoping you make it home without having to do the rectal squeeze, clench, and hold.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @Spirit Fingers: After reading your post, I am regretting having chili for lunch.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @collegecallgirl: hell yeah!

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> No one cares when I shit my pants. "sniff"

NYM

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Was probably just trying to squeeze out one of those real soft farts, the ones you just know nobody's going to hear or smell, like the little ones you make on the subway. Except for that one time you misjudged your intestines and instead of the (he, he) cute little squeaker, you let lose a bubbly, wet, loose turd on deck, all Hades a fire, Fahhrrt...with smatter, splatter, and dripage. Yup, this is what happened to Ty Ty. My guess, it happened while laughing at Naomi Campbell, who is still walking the runway, (and not counting her synergistic millions), and after a nice filling meal at Curry in a Hurry.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Well, it makes sense.

She is full of shit, after all.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @Chillarious: Pooping in paints, oily farts... yep, symptoms of IBS. My ass.

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Party foul!

dinergirl

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @JojoSaysNo: Ohh, don't mention her, it's like a jinx. Now the Gawker thinks you are asking for it.

olivia2.0

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @lawyergay: Well, you throw 14 girls in a house for an extended period of time, those tickle fights are bound to get out of hand. I was shocked at how gross the kitchen and bathroom got though! Do models not have to clean up after themselves? And I love Toccara. I want to be her friend.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Could be true! Tyra has reported that she has a severe case of IBS, and that it's been a problem for her in the past. Now, she's only explicitly mentioned being in severe pain during photo shoots and stuff... but yeah, c'mon, she totally pooped her pants, y'all.

Chillarious

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Well this is certainly a new and shocking revelation to me. Fabian Basabe has a job?

onebadclam

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> All of the sudden, kissin' that "big, fat, black ass" just doesn't sound so appealing...

AmishRebel

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @FracturedAcetabulum: Let's fuck.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> This just in: Tyra's shit does, in fact, stink.

Ummwhat

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> What exactly is new with fat women crapping their pants in New York?

Thenoodieblues

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @collegecallgirl: i remember your old one!

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @BritneysBaldHoohoo: That must be a shite to see.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Just to mix things up a bit: she could have simply had a heavy day, if you know what I mean....

Swordfish

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Is it just me, or is Tyra hanging her bum over the side of that fountain?

surfbeavernsb

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> I shit you not.

BritneysBaldHoohoo

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: If you could photoshop Mr. T wearing that T, it would be perfect. Heck, I'll do it for you.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @collegecallgirl: I don't remember your icon right now. Or your next one. Who are you again?

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: I felt the same way when I changed to Showgirls, but I never looked back and now nobody even remembers my old icon.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> I find it sad that I know this and "Paper Magazine Blogger" does not, but some celebrities who have an expectation of being photographed a lot during fashion week change clothes between the shows.
And really, if Tyra Banks crapped her pants, rather than trying to conceal it, wouldn't she build a Very Special episode of her talk show around it?


City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @PimpMyCouch: Totally watched it. Was kinda surprised that they owned up to all the lesbiantics that go on in the house.

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Well. I am definitely not gonna kiss her fat ass now.

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @notsofresh: Romney quit a few minutes ago. Good riddance... to Mittens!

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> She used to be so adept at holding her laxatives.

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @CodePink: [www.80stees.com]

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Liz Smith sleeps naked, and Tyra shits herself. I'd think this was a sign of the Apocalypse if I didn't know better.

Which I wouldn't, if Mitt Romney wasn't still in the running for President.

notsofresh

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: well said!

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: I still see Mr. T. What is it supposed to be?

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> The oily discharge strikes again.

Ogiri W Surie

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> I believe this was Talking Point #38 for justifying public bathrooms.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @PimpMyCouch: actually, d-bag!

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Mr. T is always welcome. Because the font is so small, the message on the T-Shirt is compromised. Plus, I like to believe you are actuall Mr. T.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> it sounds as if she and her team just kicked him out of the tent so she could change clothes. did he actually see anything? I'm sure lotsa people are changing clothes, wherever they can, before attending the fashion shows. where's the beef on this?

FreeKitten

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @lolcait: It just goes to show - you can't take a dump nowadays without everyone knowing about it!

billybobnyc

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Skidmarks On The Runway

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @billybobnyc: @LolCait: I don't know. Fabian Basabe would know from taking a public shit.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @PimpMyCouch: Should I go back to the old one? I kinda miss Mr. T. This could be like New Coke.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> This is my Number Two Most Favorite Post of All Time!1!

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @billybobnyc: I agree with you. OH WELL.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Damn, maybe she got an unwelcome/unexpected visit from Aunt Flo???

Road_Rash

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> alli or atkins or alli and atkins together

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @CodePink: In the dress in the picture, you mean? Because - how could you tell?

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> OK, I gotta call bullshit on this one - or Tyrashit! Whatever, who the hell cares? OOOO, I have GOSSIP - Tyra SHAT on herselff...ooooo, ooooo, ooooo, read my SCOOP!...I don't particularly like or dislike Tyra, but this kind of post just shows how srewed up and infantile and diarrheaitic the Internet can be.

billybobnyc

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @collegecallgirl: Yeah, I'm still a little freaked out about that.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Maybe she threw up AND pooped? Just an idea.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @Nic Fit: Yeah! Richard, thanks for givin' us the straight poop.

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> I am proud to say that as an adult I have never shit in my pants. I have, however, drunkenly pissed the bed. With someone else in it.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails:
Ha!

And Richard, Tyra soiling herself is excretely newsworthy.

[Begs for forgiveness]


koala325

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Still more interesting news than something Julia Allison-related.

JojoSaysNo

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Didn't we hear this about Perez Hilton a little while back? Totally news worthy.

Nic Fit

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> WWD reporter: "So, Tyra! Megaglam frock - very uptown. May I ask about your underpinnings? Spanx? Vicky's Secret?"

Tyra: *frozen smile* "Depends!"

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Dear God! What happened to her leg?

As an aside, did anyone else catch the ANTM: Exposed special last night? Or am I the only loser to do so?

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Your new avatar is freaking me out. It's like I don't even know you anymore!

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Sounds like the Moment of Truth segment was shot a little too early.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Funny, I thought she excreted all of her solid waste by means of her television show.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Laxative'll do that.

NoWireHangers

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> Sweet Jesus of Nazareth.

gladys_kravitz

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> It had to be a number one. She doesn't poop. But she ate asparagus, so her pee stank.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> On The West Wing, everybody had changes of clothes in their offices. In case they spilled or got sweaty or whatever. Please, Tyra. I'm trying to help!

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> alli-oops, ty-ty!

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[Tyra Banks May Have Had An Unfortunate Accident]]> At first I thought in that picture that Tyra was lifting her leg as if to say, 'Stick it in boys.' But now I can see that really she's just preparing herself for some projectile pooping.

Reluctant Financier

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