<![CDATA[Witty Repartee - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> Music! Movies! Perfume! Jewelry! Fashion! What can't these girls do!? Oh right, anything involving an attention span and a modicum of talent.

HiredGoons

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> Remind we again why people want to name themselves after a pair of shoes.

Truculent

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> ohpleaseohpleasepleaseplease stab each other in the eyes. PLEASE. Just think for a minute about how great that would be.

amplesufficiency

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> If this confrontation didn't devolve into an intense dance battle we were all cheated.

onebadclam

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> @werewolf: HA.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> Both of them have receding hairlines from over use of hair dye. But they could both definitely restart their careers as spokeswhores for Valtrex. Lindsay in particular. I saw Lindsay at the Delano's NYE party two years ago and her mouth and chin were covered in herpes sores. It was really horrifying.

Papi Bear

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> I wish them both good luck with their demons.

werewolf

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: But it seems like you're just vocalizing it a lot more today. Then again, we ladies have been discussing them and bras over at the man-underwear thread, so maybe it's just on your mind more?

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> @Michael Jahn: That would be awesome.

"Who shot ya?
Seperate the weak from the ob-solete
Hard to creep them LA streets
Its on bitch, fuck all that bickering beef
I can hear sweat trickling down your cheek
Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet
Thundering, shaking the concrete
Finish it, stop, when I foil the plot
Neighbors call the cops said they heard mad shots
Saw me in the drop, three in the corner."
-Paris Hilton

"Who shot me? But your punks didn't finish, Now you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace… bitch, I hit 'em up" - Lindsay Lohan











smartster

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> @PimpMyCouch: What do you mean "today"? I'm obsessed with them every day.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> Clare Booth Luce, eat your fucking heart out. You bitch.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> Who else is getting a Dorothy Parker meets Lillian Hellman at the Algonquin vibe from this encounter? Anyone? Okay, how about Jason versus Michael Myers?

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> Since this was reported by the Mirror either LL or PH may actually have been doing a remote.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> @smartster: Why not full-out war, with crews and Glocks and spastic finger messages and all that 50-Cent paraphernalia?

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> Given that Lohan just signed with Death Row Records, I'm afraid of where this is gonna end up.

Stay out of Las Vegas, Paris!

Flashman

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> Whatever. Call me when they start getting into knife fights.

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: What is with you and boobies today?

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> @fiveinchtaint: "Oh, shit, I should have used a fucking comma in that sentence!"

La Cieca

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> They should each put out a single dissing the other one, it will be like Nas vs Jay-Z or 50 cent vs Ja Rule.

Can you imagine the clever hip-hop battle disses LL Lohan and P Hilton could come up with? The mind boggles.

smartster

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> This is "Alien vs Predator -- the Musical," right?

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> The unspeakable continue to pursue the unbearable, and we watch.

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> All right, yo, let's settle this with a flick-off: "The Hottie and the Nottie" versus "I Know Who Killed Me".

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> Aw, Paris. I'm sure she thought of a much better comeback later that night, but it was too late.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> i never noticed paris' disproportionately large feet before.

saltwatertaffy

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> It's like, yeah, motherfucker, I'm fine.
And you?


Swordfish

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> for future reference: [dictionary.reference.com]

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> Are Lindsay's tits bulbous and perky these days? Because that will largely determine who I am supporting in this battle.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Witty Repartee]]> Be warned, ladies: Tim couldn't help, for instance, Ashlee Simpson. He's not Superman.

Chaim Gnadelstein

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