<![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> @Pope John Peeps II: she's a born Cosmo writer.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> @Clare: Slow pitches are easier to hit out of the park... you are guarentied to get "a home run"

and now, you know...

Sukie in the Graveyard

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> @City_Dater: Have you seen the totally sweet doc. The Devil's Playground? If he were here on Rumspringa their third date would most likely have involved a nice big bag of crystal meth.

flossy

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> I would think that even a Cosmo gal knows never to match ones boots the the banquette. No points there.

thatgirlinnewyork

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> OK, wait up. Anybody else think Josh might be banging someone else because he DOESN'T think playing the field is immoral? Because, uh, who in Manhattan does? Besides this chick, I mean?

demetria23

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> This is pitiful. This also makes me wonder about Josh. If she's this lame on her blog, can you imagine sitting through dinner with her?

Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> It's going to burn when you pee, Demetri. Maybe you can write of that with toast-dry irony.

ignats

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> Oh man, she's moving in on the crush of every freshman female at NYU.

Maggles

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> @City_Dater: hey, if it worked for my "friend" who finally got (in the following order) a razor to shave her legs, bellydancing lessons (and possibly an orgasm but I haven't asked nor will I), an email address, a match.com account, a boyfriend and an engagement ring all at the age of 40, it could work for Smithie chick here.

arirang

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> @HeatherNumber1: Stay outta Riverdale!

BaconCat

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> @City_Dater:

Seriously. What is she, twelve?

Plans for more dates! Oh yay!

zequ

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> A Smithie at Cosmo? Was the Valley Advocate not hiring?

acroro

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> Third date and they're "smooching in the street"?!
Oh, honey, unless he's here for Rumspringa, you should probably step things up a bit.

City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> Doesn't anyone read Archie anymore?

HeatherNumber1

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> @Furious_George: Bitch.

artynimue1

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> this is the blog the girl from the ford focus commercials would write. she totally met Dmetri at Marlow and Sons

pinafore

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> Does Demetri Martin really count as an "exploit" to anybody? Her hitting on Mo Rocca would have been funnier.

Point of information: was she a LUG at Smith, or one of those legacy/old-money gals who still seem to trickle into the 7 sisters? For some reason, I'm guessing the latter.

Dwayne Provecho

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> Did you know that if you cross at the knee you'll get pregnant? No lie. I hope she knows that.

ambitious

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> @Sukie_in_the_Graveyard: Comment dit-on "slow pitch" en Anglais? Je ne comprends pas.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> Is that the Champagne Room she's sitting in?
Oh!
I hope that they play TINA TURNER!
I hear that lap dances are half of...

AmishRebel

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> I also spent three LOONGGGG months there. A few of the editors were some of the most awesome I have ever worked with, a few were complete pyscho bitches.

But seriously, immoral for dating? And I thought I was the prudest girl in NYC!

TheOtherJen

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> Examples of why impressionable girls should not watch racy HBO shows until they are old enough to comprehend.

I am in my mid twenties,actually late 20's and its insane to hear so many of these twits, whom have good jobs, talk all this nonsense like they Carrie in front of a laptop computer. I can't fucking stand it anymore.

ArtfulSlingerBARACKED THE VOTE

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> She has to start dating a SECOND guy in order to "play the field." Good luck, honey.

I bet she's a slow pitch.

Sukie in the Graveyard

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> @Pope John Peeps II: I think you plagiarized that.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> WHORE!

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> so here i am sitting at my desk. And in front of me is a wide yellowish mug that used to be filled with coffee, but is empty now. To its right is a stapler. Hee! Oh oh over here I've stuck a thumbtack to my magnetic paperclip holder. Oh and one of my workmates is walking by my door. She waves and I wave back.

"How are you?" she says
"I'm fine." I say
"that's great." she says
"see you later." I say
"see you." she says

I'M A WRITER.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> What the hell? Is she the most sheltered girl in the world? Smith is right in the Five Colleges, so there WERE males around.

hubris

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> Yes. Spies.

Koreanish

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> News flash, sister, Demetri Martin has a girlfriend, AND he's not very funny.

BK_KT

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> OK, this is embarrassing. I had two friends over for dinner on Saturday night - they're both bloggers, and they had never heard of Tumblr (hahaha) so, long story short, I ended up showing them Julia Allison's as an example. And I'm pretty sure there was some nonsense on there about Demetri Martin talking about his girlfriend on a private jet, or something - there's no way I'm going back to look again, but this Cosmo chick just better not get her hopes up that he's going to call.

Mary Mouse

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> Maybe if the looked less like Martha Stewart ...

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> Well, I do have a bit of a game plan.

Yes -- publishing it to the web in hopes that Josh will run across it, realize he's being played, and dump your ass like a sack of fetid potatoes. Brilliant!

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> We must destroy whatever time machine is letting 1998 and its banal minions into the present. It's called dating! Grow some fucking ovs'.

ambitious

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> If she were like any of the Sex and the City women, she would have given him a blowjob in her building hallway.

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> I'd just like to point out this factoid:

"Hi, Demetri! I'm like...a huge fan, and your show was great...and I guess...so I write this blog on Cosmopolitan.com, if you ever wanted to check it out...I mean it's not comedy but as a fellow writer you might like it...and if you want to get a drink some time, here is my e-mail address and number," I said all in one breath as I thrust a piece of paper in his face.

Isn't that adorable? She thinks she's a writer! Because she's exactly describing her experience of things using words written on a PAGE. Awwwww. She's like a kitten who thinks she's people.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> ...And, Darling?
Those aren't spies... they're called "Crabs".

It ain't nothin' that a can of Lysol and a Lighter cain't fix, though.

AmishRebel

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> Does the world really need more Carrie Bradshaw wannabes? When are young women going to realize that Samantha was the better role model?

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?]]> Emily's gonna be so pissed.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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