<![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: um...being ironically humorous maybe?

Toomanytomatoes

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> This is why I get mad when people criticize Britney Spears for giving away her pets (Bit Bit), when she was also married and taking care of children. If you can't take care of them it takes some maturity to give them to someone who can. That was probably Britney's best decision ever.

Also, where's Elliot Mintz? Shouldn't he be making sure Paris doesn't kill stuff?

CinemaFat

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> what a dumb cunt!

funkjester

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> She's young and stupid. Any minute now she'll just be stupid.

mz_wysiwyg

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> Of all her crimes against humanity, her crimes against animals are far worse, Send her to fucking jail!!

Rosewater

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> If it's any consolation the weekend numbers for her new movie are dismal.

blix

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> Speaking of accessories, did you hear Gwneth Paltrow's looking for a baby? And she wants one from Brooklyn, "because no baby's more helpless than another." Translation- spanish, korean, english -no one understands when a baby screams for help.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> Does she leave the dogs in the closet because she thinks their accessories or just can't tell them apart from her purses.

There was that accident with Tinks and the new cellphone that time. I can't get that poor dog's voice out of my head. (I believe, I believe.)

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> If only kathy had swallowed.

SheLaughs

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @PeenScene: Oops!

MsMuffinMcGuffin

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @BettyCrocker: mebbe, but I don't read comments that three sentences, so wasted on me

PeenScene

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @VirusWithShoes: that's like 60% of the time it works everytime.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @Conbon: is it 1950?

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @picardia: And speaking of her a waste of oxygen. @PeenScene: There should only be executions for commenters wishing split ends or employment upon her.

WideStanceRomancer

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @BettyCrocker: A spot-on description of my ex-bf's social "Dos" and "Don'ts"

Sargasm

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @PeenScene: There's a LOT there that matches her public persona. Just a thought.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @BettyCrocker: Pithy much?

PeenScene

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> "That's fucked up." - Michael Vick

Midge

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @MsMuffinMcGuffin: Outed!!!

PeenScene

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @PeenScene: Chris Crocker, is that you?

MsMuffinMcGuffin

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @VirusWithShoes: You're the one wearing a kilt.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> Oh, Paris! What crazy hijinks will this bitch be up to next.

malvones

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> This woman is a waste of carbon.

picardia

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @hypocriteoath: There's a definite unresolved-sexual-tension thing going on. It might just be me. I'm superfucking horny and I imagine everyone's doing everything to some extent.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> This is totally like that time Suzanne Pleshette and Donna Pescow traded ferrets and whippets with the nonchalance and glee of kids trading brown bag lunches in elementary schools.

procrastinator, esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @hypocriteoath: Are you calling us micks?

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @MsMuffinMcGuffin: It cracks me up the way people assume any gossip written about an heiress is gospel. Sorta numbskully, really, to be getting your muffin all in a twist about this kind of hearsay. LEAVE PARIS ALONE!!!!!!

PeenScene

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> Hoarder or sociopath?

Glibness and Superficial Charm

Manipulative and Conning
They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.

Grandiose Sense of Self
Feels entitled to certain things as "their right."

Pathological Lying
Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.

Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.

Shallow Emotions
When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.

Incapacity for Love

Need for Stimulation
Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal. Promiscuity and gambling are common.

Callousness/Lack of Empathy
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.

Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.

Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
Usually has a history of behavioral and academic difficulties, yet "gets by" by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviors such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.

Irresponsibility/Unreliability
Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.

Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity
Promiscuity, child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts.

Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.

Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @Conbon: @TheHonJudgeSmails: aw, you two are so Hell's Kitcheny!

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @SheLaughs: Oh, nothing surprising, really. I think it was right after she was on Letterman. She got on complaining about how wasted she was and then later, when the captain came on and was doing his usual captain speil, she just kept saying, "Shut up. Shut up."
Also, she left a big sticky wet spot on the seat when she left. I could be making that part up, though.

Fuzzy_duffel_bag

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @PeenScene: Excuse me. As a pet lover the whole story makes me sick. And I doubt Paris cares about my feelings, or anyone else's for that matter. Her behavior was beyond desperately cruel, it's twisted and sick.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @Fuzzy_duffel_bag: The photo album Butters discovers in that episode is priceless.

MercuryPDX

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> Puppiez!!!1! U gives them to meh!!1! Nom nom nom nom!!1!

BaconCat

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> She sounds like a hoarder: [www.psychiatrictimes.com]

Or in her case, a whoreder. Whatever, I've always loathed her celebrity. And now, I loathe her.

rubyruby

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @Conbon: The words you are searching for are "fucking awesome".

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: You're more...something where something happens. I've got nothing.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @Fuzzy_duffel_bag: Care to elaborate.

It's killing me looking at those two little pups in her arms, knowing they are about to suffer horribly because of her neglect.

SheLaughs

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> I'll bet she hangs over the side of the box when she poops.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> You remember when she said that she will never wear the same thing twice? Perhaps this ley de Paris applies to cute little puppies as well. Hug them once on SNL, then into the closet forever to feast on Fiji water and Altoids.

surfbeavernsb

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> New Bret Easton Ellis novel?

HiredGoons

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> Seems some executions are in order for hating on heiresses -- why should us mos be the only protected species here?:
I wish her nothing but misery.
I wish someone would lock her in a closet and forget about her.

PeenScene

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> Jeez, I thought people usually waited until they were in their 60s or 70s to become crazy pet hoarders.
Between this and the story I heard from someone who sat near her on a plane recently, I am totally convinced that the South Park depiction of her is completely accurate.
Also, die die, die pig, die.

Fuzzy_duffel_bag

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> Cruella di Pshit

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @Conbon: You're more Provincetown, arentcha?

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @Colonel Mustard: I think it's just a lovely spot near Edgartown.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> I've got a wardrobe full of dead hamsters. Some are partially eaten, some still have the wires attached the little, gossiping bastards!

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> Shouldn't her blatant racism be her Chappaquiddick, so to speak? She's been on video several times calling people the N-word and using the slur. I guess it says a lot about the kind of person you are, though, when people think so little of you that every time you do something horrendous it's just met with a shrug and a "Go away, bitch."

Ack

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @LolCait: Ignore me. You do what it do.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> As the keeper of one fur-baby, this angers me no end. If ever there was a reason to despise this waste of a carbon-based life form/winner of the lucky sperm club, this would be it.

Golly, her parents must be sooooo proud.

SheLaughs

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: @LolCait: I'm with Richard on this one. Frankly, "gross misdeed committed by prominent figure" completely fits the bill. Public reaction remains to be seen.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> Stephen King should parlay this into Pet Sematary II, Electric Boogaloo: Tinkerbell Is Back From Hell.

Srsly - of all the stupid, wasteful, terrible things this girl has done, this ranks right up there with her spreading the herp through the D-list.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> I believe that the wax dummy of Paris at Madame Tussaud's rendered the original obsolete.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Death by gross neglect, ruined careers, etc. I dunno.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> I always thought Paris was stupid, trampy, and f*cked up, but not mean. Now I wish her nothing but misery. How could anyone treat a helpless animal that way? What a piece of crap she is.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> Paris Hilton has a closet full of dead pets? Celebrities! They're just like us.

flossy

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> Puppies don't taste that good when they're still alive.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> @harvardfag: Did you go to an Ivy League school??? Do you know John Fitzgerald Page?

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> Not sure if Chappaquiddick is the correct parallel, here Richard...

To me, Chappaquiddick implies "gross misdeed committed by prominent figure, largely met with a shrug by the public."

If that's what you mean to imply, however, maybe your understanding of the great masses is far more insightful than mine.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> Old news - everyone speculates that she lost Tinkerbell, got a similar looking dog, and just started claiming the dog had been found. This was like 4 years ago.

harvardfag

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> I never thought I'd say this about any living creature but they'd be safer over at Brittney's.

ouiserboudreaux

]]> <![CDATA[Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick]]> I wish someone would lock her in a closet and forget about her.

tudobem

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