<![CDATA[Asshole Says Loser Calls Barack Obama A Pussy - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Asshole Says Loser Calls Barack Obama A Pussy - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Asshole Says Loser Calls Barack Obama A Pussy]]> P.S. Helprin's hair-do does make him look like Donald Trump in training...

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]]> <![CDATA[Asshole Says Loser Calls Barack Obama A Pussy]]> When you say that Mark Helprin is a "little bit of a dick" are you making fun of his genital size? Just because he's a Republican? Why don't you take a larger view of things, and examine the size of his tax return? Sex isn't everything. Ask Bob Dole. Sometimes it needs a pill to help it along.

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]]> <![CDATA[Asshole Says Loser Calls Barack Obama A Pussy]]> And, just to clear things up, it wasn't Mark Halperin who nearly caused Dennis Quaid's twins to die, it was the drug Heparin.

procrastinator, esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Asshole Says Loser Calls Barack Obama A Pussy]]> What's really great is when Halperin makes a statement on a show and all the other pundits discredit everything he said a moment before.

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]]> <![CDATA[Asshole Says Loser Calls Barack Obama A Pussy]]> @jackbarber: Mark Helprin is a novelist who wrote Antproof Case and Winter's Tale. He also writes occasional right-leaning columns for the WSJ, including one that inspired Dole to hire Helprin as speechwriter in 96, and he continues to write both columns and novels. You could call him a little bit of a dick - he left the Republican convention in a snit because his acceptance speech for Dole was chopped up too much for his tastes. He's the one in the Charlie Rose clip.

Mark Halperin, now of Time and formerly of ABC's The Note, is the real dick.

ambitious heckler

]]> <![CDATA[Asshole Says Loser Calls Barack Obama A Pussy]]> @ambitious heckler: Oh! Thanks for edifying. I'll resume my crush on the right Mark H. now.

ginger rant

]]> <![CDATA[Asshole Says Loser Calls Barack Obama A Pussy]]> @ambitious heckler: Which one wrote the ANTPROOF CASE book? He's not a dick, right?

jackbarber

]]> <![CDATA[Asshole Says Loser Calls Barack Obama A Pussy]]> Wait: If that's the Mark Halperin who goes on Charlie Rose that I hate, who's the guy with the same name who goes on Charlie Rose that I like?

ginger rant

]]> <![CDATA[Asshole Says Loser Calls Barack Obama A Pussy]]> There are three types of people in this world: Dicks, Pussies and Assholes....

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA[Asshole Says Loser Calls Barack Obama A Pussy]]> To make an obvious point -- John Edwards is the pussy.

Halperin is merely a useless, impotent dick -- and he always has been.

jackbarber

]]> <![CDATA[Asshole Says Loser Calls Barack Obama A Pussy]]> You've got Mark Halperin (annoying ex-Note writer) mixed up with Mark Helprin (occasional WSJ writer and ex-Dole speechwriter) in that clip.

ambitious heckler

]]> <![CDATA[Asshole Says Loser Calls Barack Obama A Pussy]]> It's gonna be awkward when they see each other at recess.

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