<![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem." - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem." - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> minor health problem FOR THE WIN.

louisev

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> YIP YIP YIP! LOVE IT!

sarahjessicaporker

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> This is at least 100x better than anything that has ever been in the actual NYT Modern Love column. YES I'M TALKING TO YOU AYELET WALDMAN.

tewkesbury

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> That was a truly touching story, and beautifully written. Thanks, Gay Recluse, and happy Valentine's Day to you both!

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> @sexbot: I am confident in my belief that Gawker will one day get me laid--or killed--or both--and that Gawker Personals would be the best possible portal to such madness.

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> Good one, Gay Recluse!

@asketchymess: Actually, your story sounds touching, too.

Gwenishka

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> @JMacNY: What's this? A Valentine? My box isn't full yet, boys...but keep it up and I'm hoping it will be!

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> So, he killed him and took over his apartment/life? Cool.

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> The right girl is going to run so far, so fast from this guy that he will whirl around in a comical, Looney-Tunes-Tasmanian-Devil fashion. And he will still be gay.

picardia

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> God, this is soo sweet...

rantersparadise

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> I really can't believe you guys still haven't invented Gawker Personals. I'm sure the NYC murder rate would skyrocket but at least we'd all be getting (more) laid.

sexbot

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> thanks for this, and for spurring the Crocker video-related executions.
now i'll go back and try to figure out what band you were in...


fileunder

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> That was such a well written essay, Gay Recluse.

I am hardly a Valentine's Day person, but I'm with CCG. Gooey or some such.

karion

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> @zoetropez: Right here. Call me.

PeenScene

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> one of those "you had me at hello" moments. tempted to think that this story is sponsored in part by hallmark.

NorCal

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> Wow, what a touching read.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> I remember the days of Gay-O-L oh so well. Young gays today don't know how well they have it with their Craig's Lists and Manhunts.

Great story.

extracrispy

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> That was pretty hot, except where's the "turgid members" and "hairy cornholes?"

heroinandpeeps

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> @collegecallgirl: I heart you.....Happy VD....

JMacNY

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> @Sarcastro: I personally have never heard a Husker Du song. I was just being a wise-ass.

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Is it wrong that I'm imagining you saying this like Quagmire?

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> This is going to make seeing Definitely, Maybe by myself so much less fun.

Hythloday

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> @miss_msry: What am I ill with, precisely?

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: What? I can't hear you over the sound of my ovulation.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> I can't even front - that was touching.

God, I am so glad that I didn't submit the essay describing how I leaned over to my future partner at the A-House and said, "Hey, you wanna go outside and smoke a bowl...and maybe my pole?"

asketchymess

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> @PimpMyCouch: My first ever concert and the second best band ever, after The Clash.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails:

Please, don't get cured. And don't forget the herbal aphrodisiac known as Jaegermeister this Valentine's Day.

miss_msry

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> @collegecallgirl: Who knew Valentimes and gay romance were just as good as rohypnol and a coupla shots of Goldschlager?

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> That is a really sweet love story. I love how Gawker can occasionally put the snark aside to post stuff like this. Big massive group hug!

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> I agree, homo tendencies are basically a minor health problem, the cure for which is taking regular doses of Manmayonex, orally or by injection.

PeenScene

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> But who's the top?

kokotaylor

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> That was a lovely Valentine. Sigh.

whoneedslight

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> @singmichaelsing: Me too. I hope there are some funny ones?! Otherwise there are going to be some seriously earnest, snarkless gays all up in here today.

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> Awwww. I just want you guys to know that I am feeling very gooey and romantical today, so I'd be really easy to take advantage of.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> Husker Du?

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> that was a sweet and wonderful story and i got a little teary. not being snarky, whatsoever.

singmichaelsing

]]> <![CDATA["Whatever Homo Tendencies I Have Are Basically a Minor Health Problem."]]> "I am... your density..."

TheHonJudgeSmails

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