<![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> @cheesebubble: art dealers used to start bogus "Dali is dead" rumours whenever the price fell too low. I bet Dali got a grim laugh out of it.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> In the NY Post article, someone is quoted saying "I would expect it will be a hotter collectible than it would have been before his death." Ah yes, one man's death brings a sweet cha-ching to Mattel's cash register. Wait 'til they introduce a coffin accessory!

cheesebubble

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> Don't take it out of the box!

harveywallbangers

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> Someone out there is dipping the head in rubbing alcohol and waiting for the paint to loosen so they can peel it away and reveal the flesh colored skin and then... I dunno.

Jack S

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> ?Why am I the last to know that Crispin Glover died?

miss_msry

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> heath ledger action figurine = creepy, heath ledger real doll = creepier.

slinkimalinki

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> @BettyCrocker: Thanks. Mommyblogging just got a little easier this week.

I suggest that we could make the figuring creepier by pairing it with this:
[shoeblogs.com]

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> @BettyCrocker: I totally have to start a collection now.

BenderingTime

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> @Trixie from Toronto: Tippi from Toronto???

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> @BettyCrocker: That Tippi Hendren action doll photo is so good I am seriously, seriously considering changing my avatar. Awesome!!!

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> @MyCubeHas3Sides: That's exquisite. I nominate you for a Commie! (Am I too late for that?)

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> Not as Kreepy as the BRAD RENFRO "Tom and Huck" Action Figure.

HipsterRunoff

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> @BettyCrocker: All this had made realize that the only way someone could further creep me out would be to have a Jon Benet Ramsey doll. Or a Jon Benet Ramsey tattoo with the words NEVER SURRENDER tattooed in Gothic lettering around her face.

sexbot

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> I immediately regret the phrasing of that question!

Nick Douglas

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> @BettyCrocker: Thank you! I was just trying to think of the worst [as in: MOST AWESOME] possible baby shower gift. But which to choose?

ShrugsAndKisses

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> @sexbot: I hate to do this to you, then, but you leave me no choice: [www.amazon.com]

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> @BettyCrocker: That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life.

sexbot

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> Answer:
His mummified mother would be sitting in a rocking chair in the corner, holding a warm cup of tea and a Playboy from 1977.

MyCubeHas3Sides

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> @Dickdogfood: ...as well as the nerd.

meechybee

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> Answer: all of his figurines would be NAKED.

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[Mattel Releases World's Most Awkward Figurine]]> This would give me the heebie-jeebies: [www.madamealexander.com]

BettyCrocker

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