That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It - Gawker Comments

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

miss_msry — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:58:31 EST

Child abuse: those damn boots.

miss_msry

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

sculling — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:03:22 EST

Is it me or did that child appear to just rip that arm right off at the shoulder? Kid might be chuggin' roid's man - I'd watch out. A Taser would be good right about now.

sculling

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

richardmarxhatesmyhair — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 09:15:19 EST

"...and then Jeff took my hand like this and we did a flip off the riser of the DTV set and landed on our feet. Nathalie was sooooo mad!"

richardmarxhatesmyhair

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

The Diesel — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:50:44 EST

So that's where my size 11.5 Nike went...oh wait, that's her face. sigh. the search continues.

The Diesel

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

UpstateAudacity — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:36:14 EST

Fembot Bequeaths Arm to Girly-Booted Manchild

UpstateAudacity

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

Dickdogfood — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:25:37 EST

Carrie Bradshaw would spit blood if she saw her doppelgänger in that outfit!

Dickdogfood

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

Goober_Pea — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 21:09:48 EST

SJP teaching son basics of doing The Robot.

Goober_Pea

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

smartster — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:45:35 EST

Is Sarah Jessica Parker too thin? Son seen pulling her arm off.

smartster

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

sollybaby123 — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:43:33 EST

"Mom! That's enough! I'm not taking one more step until you admit I weigh more than you!"

sollybaby123

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

BettyCrocker — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:34:23 EST

"Hands off, you horse-faced bitch. Touch me again and I'll scream and scream and screeeeeeeeam and then I'll tell that cop over there that you touched me in my no-spot."

BettyCrocker

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

larrydarrell — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 19:59:21 EST

"but i don't want to see the sex and the city movie. please, lady, i just want to go home to my mommy."

larrydarrell

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

Moimeme — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 19:06:36 EST

@CodePink: OMG flashbacks!!!!

Not only does that take me back to the days of lounging in front of the heater watching Divorce Court, the actress from that version of the PSA totally starred in the local theater's Antigone.

We had to meet her afterwards because my stepmom was on the theater board and she freaked my 11 year old shit out.

Moimeme

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

meechybee — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:49:32 EST

Very funny...now put the arm BACK.

meechybee

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

TedSez — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:26:44 EST

Kid from A.I. thinks he's found his way home when he sees street performer doing the Robot.

TedSez

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

CodePink — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:08:23 EST

Wow, I just did a high-tech comment!!

CodePink

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

CodePink — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:07:10 EST

Oooh, here's the sexual harrasment one with that quote! Scary, phantom voice!

CodePink

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

disslexic — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:06:12 EST

"See! You've Gone and Pulled Mommy's Arm Out of Its Socket Again! Now Settle Down!"

[With nods to Senor Hippity]

disslexic

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

CodePink — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:03:27 EST

Sarah Jessica Parker, Homeless, Attempts a Pickpocket

CodePink

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

BalknChain — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 17:42:00 EST

The Sarah Jessica Conner-Parker Chronicles

BalknChain

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

BalknChain — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 17:40:52 EST

@TedSez: I bow to your wit as always.

BalknChain

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

BalknChain — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 17:40:07 EST

@TedSez: ha!

BalknChain

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

TedSez — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 17:32:33 EST

"See, Daddy said he was home with the flu, but he actually spent the entire day singing "Hakuna Matata" with Uncle Nathan and some German ladies on a parade float. And that's why we're going to live with Grandma for a while."

TedSez

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

richardmarxhatesmyhair — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 17:22:14 EST

Carrie Makes It Official; There Are No More Men In NYC For Her to Screw.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

Lysergic Asset — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 17:18:54 EST

It's the 6-month anniversary of the Foxymorons comment thread!*

Lysergic Asset

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

BalknChain — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 17:10:24 EST

or will brrrrrrrrrrr

BalknChain

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

BalknChain — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 17:10:09 EST

Wi-i-i-i-i-lbu-u-u-u-u-ur

BalknChain

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

richardmarxhatesmyhair — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 17:08:47 EST

SJP Passes The Electricity to Son; James Wilke Declines on Principle.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

MisterHippity — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 17:01:38 EST

@MisterHippity: Hmm ... or maybe this wording is better:

"Scarecrow, I think I'll miss you at preschool most of all."

MisterHippity

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

Lysergic Asset — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 17:00:47 EST

Absent Father Rescues Child From Equine End of Gene Pool

Lysergic Asset

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

MisterHippity — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:57:03 EST

The Scarecrow Joins Little Darian In His Search For The Wizard Of Soho

MisterHippity

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

Lysergic Asset — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:50:26 EST

Come With Me, Little Boy, I'll Get My Carriage and My Rider, and I'll Take You Around Central Park

Lysergic Asset

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

BalknChain — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:41:30 EST

I'll be back (pronounced bock, of course)

BalknChain

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

TedSez — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:38:07 EST

"But I don't care what the sun does tomorrow! I'm cold now!"

TedSez

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

MisterHippity — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:37:36 EST

"At school today, Scarecrow, I think I'll miss you most of all!"

MisterHippity

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

annasballs — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:37:10 EST

"But Mom, you DO look like the lady in Sunset Boulevard..."

I have oil wells in Bakersfield, pumping, pumping, pumping...

annasballs

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

Flashman — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:29:33 EST

"Mom! This stroll's been going on too long, and it has to stop!"

Flashman

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

BalknChain — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:23:31 EST

Equus II: Mommy, I love your eyes.

BalknChain

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

VirusWithShoes — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:21:36 EST

"But Mommy, I want to hold your real arm!"

With thanks to @MisterHippity:

VirusWithShoes

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

Lysergic Asset — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:19:24 EST

@TedSez: It was either that or the pair of Calvin Klein undies you sent to Marilyn Vos Savant.

Lysergic Asset

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

Dickdogfood — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:19:03 EST

@ShrugsAndKisses: Perfect.

Dickdogfood

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

TedSez — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:14:22 EST

@She Blinded Me With Omniscience: I doubt that's true, but I did get into Mensa on the basis of a photo caption.

TedSez

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

Dickdogfood — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:12:53 EST

Doctor Octopus, Master of Disguise, Lures Children to His Lair with 'Grunge' Look

Dickdogfood

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

Lysergic Asset — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:08:12 EST

@TedSez: No fair. Your brain is bigger than mine.

Lysergic Asset

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

ShrugsAndKisses — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:07:01 EST

Go Go Gadget Frump!

ShrugsAndKisses

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

smartster — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:04:32 EST

"I told you, I am just going to outer-space for a couple of days, that is why I am dressed like this."

smartster

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

MisterHippity — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:03:31 EST

This isn't a caption, just an observation: SJP's right arm looks SCARY.

Like, freakishly long and thin ... and with what appears to be a specially tailored, freakishly long and thin jacket sleeve to mach.

MisterHippity

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

TedSez — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 15:57:19 EST

"But Mommy, I don't want to visit Aunt Kim. All she ever talks about is where babies come from."

TedSez

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

In Other News... — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 15:52:34 EST

"Okay Mom, I Won't Go Into The Lion Exhibit Again!"

In Other News...

That's Sexual Harassment and Matthew Broderick Does Not Have To Take It

Lysergic Asset — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 15:51:03 EST

Richard, all your reference points are some point on the full spectrum of mind-blowingly bizarre... but thanks for the footnote.
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"Sorry Lady, Mommy and Daddy Told Me Never To Follow Homeless Trolls"

Lysergic Asset