HedgeFundModel Seeks Live-In ModelMaid - Gawker Comments

HedgeFundModel Seeks Live-In ModelMaid

pooks — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:34:07 EST

It puts the California Tan Accelerator on. It does this whenever it's told...

pooks

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the cajun boy — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:50:57 EST

@vulturesquadron: twas not me. me sweareth.

the cajun boy

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kentuckienne — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:06:50 EST

Why does he specify "white" when he also wants her regularly braised to a nice crispy orange?

kentuckienne

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I-heart-Rien — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:20:31 EST

This totally sounds like the kinda guy who will come in your mouth and then pretend he didn't know it was about to happen!

I-heart-Rien

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Koreanish — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:04:34 EST

I feel so cold and alone after reading that.

Koreanish

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famousauthor — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:40:01 EST

This guy certainly sounds like he's loads of fun. Can he play dominoes too?

famousauthor

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Theda_Bara — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:14:22 EST

He's just trying to help a girl out. Of her clothes.

Theda_Bara

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Cthulhah Bankhead — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:46:28 EST

@crotchety: He wants orange, clearly.

Cthulhah Bankhead

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LatestBy — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:35:09 EST

Can we send in an undercover Dentonite for this?

LatestBy

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psst — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:01:20 EST

Tionna need not apply, ut videtur.

psst

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Seeräuber Jenny — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 20:31:31 EST

@mathnet:

Subtle way of saying he wants a horse not a human.

Seeräuber Jenny

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ouiserboudreaux — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:54:42 EST

He had me at futon.

ouiserboudreaux

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tipsyonvodkatonic — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:34:59 EST

Is this guy Patrick Bateman? Seriously, the only thing that this ad is missing is the line "I'm going to call you Sabrina."

tipsyonvodkatonic

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Maulleigh — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:34:50 EST

What a great guy! Very thoughtful.

Maulleigh

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LAGirl — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:19:54 EST

this guy sounds like a REAL catch! where do i sign up??!

LAGirl

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onebadclam — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:11:07 EST

When the girl turns 25 does she move out or mysteriously disappear?

onebadclam

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BrainyHistorian — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:10:13 EST

@jack-of-all-trades: Haha, I was thinking as I read that it sounded like Janka the Wanker! God help us all if Janka has competition in the King of All Douches category.

BrainyHistorian

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GeorgeBabbitt — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:05:51 EST

I'm such a decent, honorable guy that I feel compelled to make sure you wind up with skin cancer by the time you reach 30.

With the fun things I have planned for us, you won't be needing your skin anyway - no, wait! Strike that last...

@crotchety: Good point!

GeorgeBabbitt

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jack-of-all-trades — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:25:09 EST

When did Paul Janka move to Flatiron?

jack-of-all-trades

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if_i_only_had_a_heart — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:21:07 EST

@TedSez:

that was pretty funny

itz so hard 2 get good halp

if_i_only_had_a_heart

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slinkimalinki — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:58:06 EST

@crotchety: i presume he's worried about the zwack.

slinkimalinki

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RickRolling — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:40:36 EST

I'm surprised he didn't mention that having cat-ears and a tail would earn a substantial "bonus".

RickRolling

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BalknChain — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:23:30 EST

I'm Bag, Douche Bag. Reply if you like mantinis shaken, not stirred. Grrrr..

BalknChain

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Michael Jahn — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:17:17 EST

What happened to the guy last week who wanted to pay $50k for a "personal assistant" who would do everything but detail his DNA. I haven't heard any more about him.

Michael Jahn

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crotchety — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:12:39 EST

Why does he specify "white" and then complain that all the girls are so white? You want color man, go for color!

crotchety

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CaptainFantastic — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:07:00 EST

@CaptainFantastic: Whoops. No posts visible until I posted. Sorry.

CaptainFantastic

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CaptainFantastic — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:05:36 EST

JFP is here!!

CaptainFantastic

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vulturesquadron — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:04:37 EST

Paging, Cajun Boy. Cajun Boy to the white courtesy phone, please.

vulturesquadron

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mitchel_stevens — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:53:32 EST

in b4 "So that's where Douglas went."

mitchel_stevens

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TempleDrake — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:51:43 EST

@mathnet: Well, I would be hesitant to charge a dead body for rent too. It's such bad taste, especially when the sex is free.

TempleDrake

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TedSez — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:48:24 EST

As a similarly handsome hedge fund manager/runway model, I have to say that it's much more efficient to hire a whore who'll do housework than a maid who'll have sex. After all, anyone can do a decent job cleaning the curtains.

TedSez

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jupiterspaw — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:45:07 EST

The truly douchebagian moment will really occur when this guy tries to write this off as a charitable deduction.

jupiterspaw

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mathnet — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:40:05 EST

I mean, "free boarding" sounds rad!

mathnet

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darina — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:40:00 EST

Finance guys are so pathetic they need to pay for company.

darina

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mathnet — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:38:33 EST

The fact that I found this posting, like, creative and fun until the full-body tan bullshit has thrown me for a loop.

mathnet

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24-7 — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:38:25 EST

Did the Atlanta douchebag move to the Flatiron District?

24-7

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modelbehavior — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:38:10 EST

He's also paying to fry her up in a tanning booth. This kind of heinous generosity astounds me.

modelbehavior

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the babemeister — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:36:25 EST

Hedge Fund "Analyst" just means he is a recent business or college grad who chases papers at a hedge fund....probably doesn't even have a six figure income...as evidenced by the second job "modeling" (escorting?)

the babemeister

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TempleDrake — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:36:12 EST

I have a sinking feeling that closet won't stay empty for long.....He will definitely need a place to store the 50 gallon blue plastic drum.

TempleDrake

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larrydarrell — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:35:18 EST

john fitzgerald page just broke into a cold sweat.

larrydarrell